See this Huz? We are being muchoor and growing up! Seeing as things around our insane little forums have gotten all frazzled and hectic every now and then, it was brought up that perhaps we should elect a voluntary mod. Here is where you can nominate others, run your campaign and other political jazz. i am the official campaign party thrower, you are all invited to my sig party below. Just dont touch the dancing cows and/or monkeys.
I like this idea, but what are the odds a mod will even see it? They're always too busy being other places...
Slim to none, but hey, we dont want any trouble, gotta play it low. But even if Huz is never on, it doesn't mean a voluntary mod is impossible. You have me half swaying to your side since you have a pony for a body.
Hey, this is a good idea, here is the ingrediants to the dip *writes down the formula*
Damn I can't mail it to mayham.
I consider myself someone who can do the job... unfortunately all that job is is stickying importand threads and banning people who are horribly offensive.
I vote for someone from the monkey island threads to be transferred here.
Preferable ElTee, Gabez is OK too.
I place my vote for.......... A RED STAPLER.
IT WILL MAKE ALL OF YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, today I got a PM from Thrik offering me the job of Mod for Razputin's Domain, naturally I graciously accepted the title (with as little jumping up and down as possible) and am currently awaiting my awesome new superpowers.
So... start expecting a new bold username and a new Status condition over my Join Date. :D
..NO WAI!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/smod.png)
Oh yeah, there's a new kid in town. :twogun:
Congrats!
Hail Smon, worthy mod. Hail Smon, worthy mod. [repeats]
No, no, no, I won't be doing much moderating, not much goes on here anyway, I'll just be breaking up fights, locking violent threads, so on and so forth.
That's awesome Smon!
I just have a favor...
If Dark ever comes back, could you please help if she starts getting really rude?
yeah could you give me a status thing under my username?
Oh... right... I forgot Mod is french for nanny...
But yes. As a mod it is also my duty to break up fights.
That and take awesome bribes.
...just kidding, they can be regular old bribes too.
ok what do I have to do for the status thing?
But nothing gay.
It requires patience, determination, timing, luck, and a pure heart.
Sadly, when the mods/admins can't find anyone with that they pick a name out of a hat.
Be patient, got it, but you can't get anymore damn pure than this, right?
Wow. I co-wrote the greatest cartoon crossover to ever hit the interweb with a mod.
Life is good.
Well it's official. See the name? The status? I rule now.
I think a year of experience as a grammar warrior is good enough to define a mod. But nonetheless, I feel like the luckiest thing on earth right now. Even luckier than whatever you're thinking of.
*Cringes* Must Respect, Must Respect *Cringes* [jk]
Does my almost year of ass kissing mean somthing, Smon?
Oh yeah, that credit in your flash toon. Thanks!
I shall be a benevolent and neutral moderator, acting for the greater good!
...and money.
[Cringing]................Must Continue Respecting.................[Cringing]
At ease mortal, respect is good, but worship give me the heeby jeebies.
YAY NO WORSHIP!!! I can be as liniant as Smon commands me to!!!
I won't be here on friday's for a while, you know. Football season. I have friends to hand out with, and boyfriends to make out with.
No offence but your sounding like Bitchface.
*sigh*
Fighting bad. Bitchface extra-bad.
Dude, no. Let's cool it in a thread ABOUT MODS!
and no, the making out is a lie. I'm almost single. He just gotta log on. But the hanging out is true. I run around with friends and try and start mosh pits.
Congrats Smon. You seem pretty level headed and cool, so it seems like a natural choice.
Now about that Red Stapler,...... can he be like the assistant Mod or something? Cuz he would RAWK! PLus he staples stuff.
You rock Smon. Good on you for getting mod. Now I must get back to planning my amazing fan fictions... PYRO AWAY! ~woosh~
The first thing to go under my swift command will be the fanfictions. Then, in time, any posts which serve no good purpose. I turned the Mixnmojo forums from a palace of fun into a quiet library of study, where if anyone dares post they are tortured and humiliated (kind of like newbies on the Monkey Island forums when those German guys get there first) - the same will happen here.
Now, go do your homework >:
(I mean, carry on)
Go Smon And elTee! 'Tis quite awesome I must admit. But do I get a net cookie for making the thread that landed you these AWESOME titles? I'm so hungry...
*realization* Oh NOES! I feel so sorry for you Smon. B****face liked you before, imagine how hard she'll crush on you now that you have POWAH and AUTHORITAI!
And what is this I hear about the fanfictions?
ElTee's apparently banning them.
We're gonna have to blow up their shield generator, so one of our rebel fighters can fly into the core of Moderatia, blow up the core, and destrow the Moderiorial Empire. Then, we'll have a teddy-bear picnic on Endor with the Ewoks.
The first thing to go under my swift command will be the fanfictions. Then, in time, any posts which serve no good purpose. I turned the Mixnmojo forums from a palace of fun into a quiet library of study, where if anyone dares post they are tortured and humiliated (kind of like newbies on the Monkey Island forums when those German guys get there first) - the same will happen here.
Now, go do your homework >:
(I mean, carry on)
...this is just like that episode of ReBoot where Megabyte took over Mainframe and only kept Hexadecimal around to use her as a weapon.
Let's hope that doesn't happen and order and chaos can rule in peace.
Huzzah! No cookie? *starves*
Let's hope that doesn't happen and order and chaos can rule in peace.
..That makes no sence.
but I like that.
What do you mean?
Closed!
This kind of puritanical behaivour must stop. No threads will be closed tonight, in celebration of Smon's happiness.
but tomarrow...
BOM BOM BOM BUM BA DUM BUM BA DUM!!!
This kind of puritanical behaivour must stop. No threads will be closed tonight, in celebration of Smon's happiness.
Thus Razputin's Domain was split into two dominions, Smonteria and elTeepolis, the users each choosing a side. What fools we were, thinking introducing law to a lawless land would bring them together, but in reality it only split them apart.
Psha, rest eay Smon, everything will be sunshine and bunnies, but tommorow...
Survival begins.
Tomarrow....~Smon in a Darth Vader costume~
Smon-uhh...yeah. I've got stormtrooperz!!!
Sorry, I wouldn't know how to command them.
But give me a couple redshirt interns and I can make them die with pride!
I will remain nuetral, like Switzerland but called Mayhemlandia. Thus, I am granted certain rights for not siding or aiding anyone. But then, I will gradually turn into a corrupt and greedy faction that accepts bribes and lives wealthily and happily in my immoral ways till I am finally brought down by a resistance and I die with no regrets.
Can I be Canada? And the Red Stapler Australia?
Or maybe the President of Calendars.
Truly beautiful Jr, like poetry with ?s.