And it applies to you? I fail to see an occassion when any post of yours could have come close to being deemed humorous.
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imma make a smilie out of this one or the other one.
How to slash wrists and create look like unintentional?
God I love you guys. This whole thread has been amazing. I think the way they are going to go about it now sounds pretty reasonable. Better then just one person complaining and randomly getting status. I would also like to see more ad campaigns and smearing going on out there guys. C'mon earn our votes. Make this an event to behold.
P.S. But call me poopdork again and I will slit your mama's throat. k!?
P.P.S. NEVER POST YOUR PICTURE IN AN OPEN FORUM. I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH.
P.P.S. NEVER POST YOUR PICTURE IN AN OPEN FORUM. I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH.
OOPS. A BIT LATE FOR THAT, ISN'T IT!
Seriously, I thought I had uploaded the one with the smaller size. >_>
And you say you want more campaign brilliance? Alright, it's on.
Vote for Davinq. The following reasons are why:
- He's a nice, reasonable person, and tries, really tries not to get involved in flame wars and the like.
- He's grammatically correct 92% of the time, therefore making it difficult for Hall to tear apart his posts.
- He frequently visits LFRD. No more AWOL mods!
- He's not a sore loser. Winning may go to his head, but only in a politically correct way.
- If you vote for him, he'll stop referring to himself in third person, like he is right now!
- He is of mod material.
- It is his destiny!
You all know who to vote for now, don't you? And remember, you have two votes: one for Davinq, the other for someone else!
Begun these smear wars have.
I'm in constant communication with old Thrik, don't worry. He's the person who has the power to tick that 'mod?' checkbox that's next to all of your names.
The chances of him coming back in here and getting his hands dirty is pretty slim though - he started a new job a while back and it's monopolised his time since then. Also, with his new money, he's been free to have real fun (ie. not internet fun.)
Hey, that's the cycle of mod/admin life. You work your way up from the bottom, and by the time you're trustworthy enough to take on some responsibility you have to start dealing with things like deadlines and parole hearings, and you end up being dragged away for months at a time. When you come back everyone has either left (with residual weirdos like Ray hanging on for some reason) or the place has filled up with newbies and you're out of the loop.
This is when you start doing 'who wants to be a mod?' competitions.
But I mean, it's worth it. Whoever gets the job will probably be invited to the MixnMojo Christmas Party at Jake's house by like 2009. Amazing times.
What a shame this thread couldn't coincide with next year's Presidential race.
A great idea. We should postpone the new modship until then.
What a shame this thread couldn't coincide with next year's Presidential race.
That would be worse. Eventually someone like milo would force everyone to align their camaign with that of the Presidential Candidate they are voting for, and in the end we would be even more divided over what side we are in anything, and RD would dissolve into political chaos.
Hate to burst your bubble marty, I really do.
A great idea. We should postpone the new modship until then.I don't get it. How is this post random text from poopdog?
That would be worse. Eventually someone like milo would force everyone to align their camaign with that of the Presidential Candidate they are voting for, and in the end we would be even more divided over what side we are in anything, and RD would dissolve into political chaos.
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Eh???
I was wrong Sam, and I'm not afraid to admit it. You ARE a very funny man. Kudos mate, we'll keep that running weeks from now!
@ Dav: how does blindly posting your image and thus losing quite a bit of your dignity in the process affect YOUR candidacy???
Haha, we're all jerks now.
:cowdance: :cowdance: :cowdance:
LOL. See how long he shows self restraint for....
Shouldn't you be following jmac around?
Fixed.
The difference being your lack of funny.
You'd like that wouldn't you?
dammit too slow.
Yes you are.
Now HOW did you manage to spot that loophole in what I said. Sheer genius!
He is high on weed or some other sh:t, maex hem moor smurrtar.
I wouldn't put it past him..
davin breathes fire on babies in their sleep
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balloon wallpaper get em while they're hot
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They're black they're brown they're up their down
They're in they're out they're all about
They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick and insincere
Beware Beware Be a very wary bear
A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel
The Heffalump or woosel is very sly
- sly - sly - sly
They come in ones and twoosels
but if they so choosels
before your eyes you'll see them multiply
- ply - ply - ply
They're extra-ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
- size - size - size
If honey is what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the thing you prize
They're green they're blue they're pink they're white
They're round they're square they're a terrible sight
They tie themselves in horrible knots
They come in stripes or polka-dots
Beware Beware Be a very wary bear
They're extra-ordinary so better be wary
Because they come in every shape and size
- size - size - size
If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it
Because they guzzle up the things you prize
They're black they're brown they're up their down
They're in they're out they're all about
They're far they're near they're gone they're here
They're quick and slick and insincere
Beware Beware Beware Beware Beware ....
[sic] call me poopdork again [sic] k!?
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Eventually someone like milo would force everyone to align their camaign with that of the Presidential Candidate they are voting for, and in the end we would be even more divided over what side we are in anything, and RD would dissolve into political chaos.
Good point, Dav...even though you burn up babies, have a Hitler 'stache, and float headless. :D
(with residual weirdos like Ray hanging on for some reason)
I just don't know exactly how to log out, and you?
:lol:
jmac has photoshop skillz....
Skillz and just as important, *ideas* on how to use them in a way to spread evil and fear amongst the shelter-less.
So, Jae, let's talk about why you got mod powers in the first place, m'kay.
I'd say, this involves a whip, lots of money, a colt, Jimbo, cowboy boots, and an admin's natural fear of spanking. Brutal spanking from a Jimbo who is afraid his wife might never ever show up in cowboy boots, wearing a colt and a whip, again. The lots of money is what I paid to your kids, so they will be nice, go to bed early and such, so as a result you and Jim have enough "mami and papi time" at hand to play games like "I wear a colt, a whip and cowboy boots boy, so watcha gonna do now?"
:max:
Although I do keep an eye on this place contrary to what Tones forgivably assumed (I'm a web designer and so sit in front of a computer all day), I do indeed think another mod or two is needed to ensure the odd psychopath wandering in from Google or something doesn't annihilate everybody and everything they stand for, not to mention miscellaneous moddy activities.
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The posts of this thread are being noted and I'll get in touch with whoever's destined to wear a Status: Moderator badge in the next day or few.
Also Tones, since I haven't got MSN set up on this computer and you're never on IRC and it's not urgent: Find Huz and get him back into his regular IRC habits! :( His absence casts a heart-crushing shadow across my metaphorical chest.
I could probably be a mod I used to admin quite a few sites back in my day people always were just like "hey there's that guy"
Vote for KingCheez: He's That Guy
Kar, I'll support you because you have new wave Bob Dylan hair. Cept it's not an afro. D:
I didn't know Bob Dylan had Sharpied-pink hair.
I think KingCheez is the only one in here who has less chances to become mod than Ray Jones.
With that given, we can prove the existence of something that lacked of description and logical explanation until now! To give it a name, I'll coin a new term: sub-nothing.
So.....when are the elections again?
Okay, Ave and Davinq, your turn at the smear campaigns. Let's see/hear some writing, Photoshop, singing, etc skilz! <--whatever the "etc" is.
THIS IS NOT AMERICAN IDOL, IF IT IS, THEN I'LL BE SIMON!!!
^^^What are you candidates waiting for? Sling some mud! Or let's see some campaign buttons.
I still have to make a seal of approval. I'll get back to you guys on that. Trust me, it --is-- in the making... Just wait, this seal'll blow your mind.
Skillz and just as important, *ideas* on how to use them in a way to spread evil and fear amongst the shelter-less.
So, Jae, let's talk about why you got mod powers in the first place, m'kay.
I'd say, this involves a whip, lots of money, a colt, Jimbo, cowboy boots, and an admin's natural fear of spanking. Brutal spanking from a Jimbo who is afraid his wife might never ever show up in cowboy boots, wearing a colt and a whip, again. The lots of money is what I paid to your kids, so they will be nice, go to bed early and such, so as a result you and Jim have enough "mami and papi time" at hand to play games like "I wear a colt, a whip and cowboy boots boy, so watcha gonna do now?"
:max:
To make him put on the socks while I go find the nurse's cap and experience the Castle Anthrax treatment.
I think KingCheez is the only one in here who has less chances to become mod than Ray Jones.
With that given, we can prove the existence of something that lacked of description and logical explanation until now! To give it a name, I'll coin a new term: sub-nothing.
i regret to tell you you aren't actually clever or funny
my dearest apologies
My mind has been boggled. I have no idea what any of that meant. But ok.
I would like to nominate JMAC for the Noble Peace Prize for his wonderous work on Daving photomanipulations. He truley has made this world a better place. These pictures should be our new mascot here on the forums. If not the planet itself. Imagine aliens seeing that as our flag. They we immediately know we are badass and not attack us. Also they will give us alien space babies.
Finally, it is good to see Cheez back again. I thought you were gone for good brother. Welcome back to the land of magic and honey-biscuits.
Is there only one terrorist? :confused:
May the person best for the moderator position win it. :cheers:
You suck at MSPaint.
I do. I wish we could get photoshop or somthing, but it'd crash my hunk-a-junk computer. Damn vintage windows. Even the Microsoft Word is broken.