Oh man.
Mimes pwn all forever. I'M GONNA BE A MIME.
When I was in the 4th grade, I wanted to be a mime.
and Zelda, try a little of this (
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=axapirate)
Hey Darth, It says it was made by ASK A NINJA.
I don't like Naruto anymore, so I shall say this once: Pirates pwn and the Narutards should shut up about "mystic powers and "nine tailed deamon" crap. Ninjas don't do that s***!!!!!
GROW UP
Hey Darth, It says it was made by ASK A NINJA.
You dumbass, It's making fun of Ask a ninja.
A ninja/Pirate thread should never die. Unless a ninja kills it. Then, it's ok.
Reviviness galore, Poopdogjr speekz da truth, this thread shall live on till eternity.
, this thread shall live on till eternity.
And it will for Pirates Pwn any day.
Even though Sly Cooper pwns both:smash:
wow. I used to want to be a mime aswell. but now. I've seen the light.
I want to be that dancing thing in your sig.
Back on topic.
Ninja's would win.
I want to be that dancing thing in your sig.
Don't we all?
Pirates win because Shane, mom, Cassey and I are pirates. We never forgot.
Ninja's are complicated Little S**ts.
Pirates are awesome, Alls they have to do is get layed, Drink alot, and pillage and plunder.
Here's what it takes to be a real ninja:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX-FKPnHJ6U)
Yeah, but do ninja's play putt putt golf? Or seduse lusty pirate wenches?
I don't think so. Are there ninja wenches?
Ok serisously...... Ninjas freakin' RAWk.....HARD. Hands down they beat pirates. And maybe lumber-jacks. MAYBE. It depends on alot of factors. Like airspeed, and temperature, and magic and stuff. But Steven Segal will always rule everyone. Period.
I would LOVE to see a ninja play put put golf. The thing is, you wouldn't actually be able to see the ninja play. They would be hiding the entire game, and be so sneaky that if you watched the course, you would only see the ball slowly move around all by itself. Ninjas are so badass, they would be invisble to your naked, untrained eye. Plus you would get a ninja star in your eye for tryin' to watch a ninja.
And I do hope there are ninja wenches. Cuz that'd be cool.
Nah, Ninja wenches would lower the standard of ninja coolness. I think...
I totally agree with you PoopdogJr, (eesh, ya hadda pick a name hard to shorten, eh?), lets team up as random villains complete with the cheesy duds and terrify/enlighten the populace to the AWESOMENESS that is the ninja.
I totally agree with you PoopdogJr, (eesh, ya hadda pick a name hard to shorten, eh?), lets team up as random villains complete with the cheesy duds and terrify/enlighten the populace to the AWESOMENESS that is the ninja.
I'm totally there. I really wish I had picked a different name. I don't know why I did poopdog. Anyway:
We will enlighten those who are willing to listen, and deficate upon the souls of those that don't. Maybe we'll get like a rocket-car or something too. Plus the lumberjacks will proabably want to be friends with us at that point, and then we can all hate on pirates. Robots, zombies, magicians, mimes and others will have to sort out their allegiances in due time.
Do we have an initiation ceremony?
Ummm, I guess we would all gather to eat Chicken Patties on the night of a full moon. And spank one another with wooden paddles for some reason. That'd be it. We welcome everyone and don't want to make stuff to long or confusing.
Maybe we could do some other stuff too. Play a couple of games of DING-DONG-DECAPITATE. We could all cut down trees with our bare hands and then run around with swords and throwing stars. I'd like to think the mimes would come around to our side, and maybe robots too. Lumberjacks are pretty much garunteed. If so, we would all pretend to be in invisible boxes and do the robot dance as well.
Make up your own initiation ceremony! It'll be fun.
Yayness, we get to enlighten/terrify the populace! I am so there, but you will never see me other than at the corner of your eyes, for I have been practicing ninjitsu and thus am silent and sneaky and other stuff that begins with the letter 'S'. And of course robots would come to our side. Ninjas are from Japan, and the most advanced, deadly and smart robots are from there as well. Mimes...maybe, we'll see. Lumberjacks? Definitly. Oh and of course we gotsta make peace with the zombies.
ZOMBIE NINJAS WOW! We could do something like... lay down a field of (set) mouse traps and cross the traps while balancing a shot glass of sake and juggling ninja stars while reciting the special ninja's badass creed...
Hellz yeah! Piece o' cake for a true ninja-beleiver.
Hmm... Word to your father maybe? I never really understood what word to your mother meant in the first place. Does anyone know? I'd love to find out where that term originated from. And alot of other terms for that matter. I must say it just sounds so badass. There's another one. Badass? WTF?
Whatever happened to Vanilla Ice? Oh... Ninja turtles. NINJAS! And everyone loved them. If it had been Teenage Mutant Pirate Turtles, people would have said "That's stupid" And then proceed to deficate upon turtles from there on out.
But everyone knows ninjas RAWK. hence why the Ninja Turtles RAWK and Pirate Turtles are covered in poo gas.
You know what would have been wierd? Teenage Mutant Medievil King Turtles. Bloody strange. Just imagen them in crowns ruling over their kingdoms....
..... I am in your debt sir. That may be one of, if not THE greatest thoughts a human being has come up with. Right up there with the invention of chicken patties, and butts. Ohh and UNO. And magic. And.... time travel.....
D00derz, havent you played Prince Of Persia: The Sands of Time? If you have, it'll show you that time-travel is not Le Shiz. But TMMKT is. Oh, and after the IC, we don our Soopah-Doopah-Best-Friend suits, and dont worry, they are Le Shiz. Quite indeed. Then we go to NYC and terrify/educate dah popoolus wit owr umazeeng smrtness skilz. Then they will know that Ninjas truly PWN.
lol. Freakin' great. What would a Soopah-Doopah-Best-Friend suit look like? Draw some awesome pictures! I'm gonna start drawing mine right now! Everyone design their own!? Maybe?
Helz yeah! It'll be totally AWESOME and Le Shiz. I will whip one up real quick. Post your SDBF combat-action-go!-suits when you are done. Expect mines to be up tommorowish.
woot! 500th post!
Dude, that rocks! I would draw mine but..
1. Compared to Miss Mayhem I'm **** at drawing.
2. See above.
3. I don't know how to post a link.
4. I don't know how to post a picture.
5. I'll describe it for you here instead.
Okay, first off. It has badass sunglasses. Second, It has a badass coat (sorta like Neo's) Third, Badass Boots (with leather from the 'badass' a native animal of the Streets of Shame.) So far, all that crap is black. Fourth, the undershirt has 'Ninja's RAWK!!!' written on it. BUT if you read the last word backwards it reads !!!KWAR which stands for King With A Rake. and one of the TMMKT is sure to use a rake for a weapon eventually. I'll let you know when my mind is finished thinking...
(Maybe one of you guys could draw it up for me...)
Dude, that rocks! I would draw mine but..
1. Compared to Miss Mayhem I'm **** at drawing.
2. See above.
3. I don't know how to post a link.
4. I don't know how to post a picture.
5. I'll describe it for you here instead.
Okay, first off. It has badass sunglasses. Second, It has a badass coat (sorta like Neo's) Third, Badass Boots (with leather from the 'badass' a native animal of the Streets of Shame.) So far, all that crap is black. Fourth, the undershirt has 'Ninja's RAWK!!!' written on it. BUT if you read the last word backwards it reads !!!KWAR which stands for King With A Rake. and one of the TMMKT is sure to use a rake for a weapon eventually. I'll let you know when my mind is finished thinking...
(Maybe one of you guys could draw it up for me...)
I projectile vomited upon reading this. But it was a vomit of pure and utter JOY. Plus, it lasted for like 5 minutes. Thats alot of joy. I would try to draw it, but I wouldn't be able to capture it's magnificience at all. Only you would be able to do it justice. You should be proud of yourself, that's a freakin' rawking idea.
Given some time, I could draw it for you, Jimmy.
Given some time, I could draw it for you, Jimmy.
WOOHOO!
@ PDJ: I'm glad you liked it. The only thing is, our scanner confuses me...
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n95/Miss-Mamacita/edit.gif)
That's my pic. It's kinda rough, and unshaded though *sigh*. It actuallu looks like me, albeit mangaish and there is nothing in the background to portray my shortness.
@jimmy, yours should be up around tommorow. What proportions would you like? 4-5 is cartoony. 6-7 un-cartoony, better if you're a teen.
What proportions would you like? 4-5 is cartoony. 6-7 un-cartoony, better if you're a teen.
Eh? I don't get it.
Oh, btw that pic... IS MAD! (I don't know if that means the same thing in America but I'm sure you get it) I mean, Far out! very cool. I likes teh scarf-thing over the mouth. and.. everything. I've just been drawing the Heart-grenade and feeling all proud, and then YOU go and put me to shame :) hey that's an idea. If you could, could put like, a heart-grenade on the ground in the pic? please? half blown-up I don't really care. Anyways yea, get back to me on that quote.
proportions are how of the hight does the head make. Take Raz for example. His head makes up a third of his height. Sasha's takes up a fifth. In my pic, my head takes up about a fifth of my height. If you want something in the same style as what I've drawn, ask for 5 headlengths proportions. If you want something cartoony, ask for 4 headlengths or less. If you want to look older than I do in my pic (i'm 13), 6-7 headlengths would be good. I'm glad you liked the pic!
Kay then, I was starting to draw something with lower proportions. I'll get to it! *gets to it*
Wow, nice pic there Mayhem. You're quite the artist.
Really? Thanks, but yours has a shotgun, and thus I envy you for having that kickass weapon.
Lol. Actually that's supposed to be a "pimp" cane. But I suck at MS paint, and for some reason my scanner doesn't work. Which is proabably a good thing, because if it did, I would post a poo load of pictures here.
MS Paint is the SUCK. It took me foeva to make a kitty on it. IMO, it takes less time to hand-draw. Honestly, the only reason people think they cant draw (and in fact draw badly) is cuz they haven't learned to use guidelines and blocks to make the basic form of the figure/drawing. I start of each picture with a stick figure in the basic pose on a seperate sheet. Then, starting with a circle and a few lines I make the head. From there, using my thumb I roughly measure out the proportions, making a line at the end (where the feet will be). Then to do the body I make a stick figure according to the seperate sheet to lay down the general form and pose, making circles at the joints. From there, you basically draw little blocks for the chest and abdomen. With that, you basically connect the dots to make the muscles (though I have none) and overall flesh for the legs and arms. There, I have the body. This is all drawn lightly so I can draw the clothes and other features over and then erase the guidelines. Which is why drawing takes TIME. Though this one was relatively quick for me. 20-30 minutes. I could easily spend an hour + for more complex poses complete with backgrounds and shading.
Damn. no-wonder I can't draw.
Acutally, i did freehand for a long time (where you just draw without the guidelines) and then I picked up one of those How to Draw Manga books (the guidelines concept is universal in all types of art though) and the thought seemed wacky. It took a little time to get used to, but then, I was unable to draw without the guidelines anymore. It ingrains into your head that way. Any tidbit of knowledge does that to you if you really want it too. And while it may seem hard, it's actually easy after a while. well, the process, there are constant erasures involved no matter what. You just get used to it and then cant go without it. A cousin of mine insisted she couldn't draw, showing me a pick. I could tell she didnt know proportions and drew freehand. So then, I showed her, and she seemed real happy with the end result, saying all she'd done thus far had looked squat, but this looked more stretched out thus realistic. If you really wanted, I could show you guys how.