Pirates VS Ninjas. An age old rivalry that has raged relentlessly for years. The flames of war have been fanned with the advent of the internet, and now it is our turn ....
Pirate VS Ninja, Who'd win?
I here am in favor of the stealthy, silent ninja. I mean, c'mon, he can remove his own shadow! Aside from that, they are one with the night, able to conceal his or her entire body behind a broomstick if neccesary. That, and they know ninjitsu and a messload of other martial arts stuff. Imagine how invaluable they'd be in the fight against Anti-Tim!
Then again...Johnny Depp is a pirate and he's pretty sXy.
Pirates. They have swords. And so do Ninjas, but do ninjas have guns, or PARROTS???
Case closed.
pirates. They're good ay putt putt golf. And pillaging.
Yeess...but Ninjas can deflect gunshots with their swords! Plus they have miracle frozen shamrock shurikens according to the Doctor McNinja webcomic. I'll dig up the link.
I must once again dig up this flash video I coincidentally discovered when someone else brought it up in a Pirates Vs. Ninja thread over at VGDC. It has an actual battle between them. (
http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm)
Dude, Ninjas suck. How much did Ninja's of the Carribian make? Nothing! How much did pirates of the Carrebean make? SO MUCH!!!!
Dude, pirates own even harder now that I just remembered from a magazine called "Mental Floss", that the first ninja was a transvestite.
Ninjas can never get around that.
Pirates kick ass.
Did Monkey D. Ninja ever gain superpowers? NOOOOOoooooOOOO.
But still, this debate will go on for eternity.
Also, HOLY **** NINJAS! (
http://www.animutationportal.com/modules/debaser/singlefile.php?id=80)
Pirates.
(please don't get the narutards started :|)
Deflecting bullets with swords is bunk. Yes, finding that out killed my childhood.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-sHTJAKN-5k&mode=related&search=sword%20machine%20gun)
Yeah. A pirate with a Makarov (what an awesome revolver) is going to take down a ninja within 2 shots.
Besides, we all know that rum gives pirates immortality.
Plus the dream pirates created when pirates eat pizza before sleeping. Then the dream pirates eat pizza and go to sleep and create another dream pirate! Than that dream pirate eats pizza and goes to sleep to create the real pirate. It's all one big circle. That's why 2 out of 3 pizza delivery boys prefer delivering pizza to pirates than ninjas.
Of course, you all know I'll say pirates. Destiny has called me to be swashbuckling, sexy and awesome. Don't you desire these things? Of course you do, all the time. But you don't know how to buckle a swash.
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Sadly, neither do I. But the thought of pillaging villages and going on large adventures just to get shiney things is INVIGORATING!
Ninjas would win. They have cooler weapons. They have cooler powers. They have giant 9 tailed demons inside of them.
Don't get me wrong, pirates are cool too.
Well, Ninjas would kill off a few pirates to start off with, but eventually the swashbucklers would catch on and kill all of the ninjas!
Ninjas would win. They have cooler weapons. They have cooler powers. They have giant 9 tailed demons inside of them.
Don't get me wrong, pirates are cool too.
Dude. Ninjas don't have powers. Or nine-tailed demons. STOP WATCHING NARUTO. IT'S INACCURATE!
Yeah! For a more accurate depiction of Ninja click here (
http://www.realultimatepower.net/).
I must also point Ninja have a weakness, but Pirates have none. (
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ghosts.htm)
Ninjas would win. They have cooler weapons. They have cooler powers. They have giant 9 tailed demons inside of them.
Don't get me wrong, pirates are cool too.
So what else we can draw from Naruto, being it's true, is that every ninja is a flaming homosexual, emo, and fails at stealth?
So what else we can draw from Naruto, being it's true, is that every ninja is a flaming homosexual, emo, and fails at stealth?That they also wear bright orange.
Also all the museums in Japan overlooked the giant shurikens, swords, and anything else I missed... they didn't show up that much though.
Also all the museums in Japan overlooked the giant shurikens, swords, and anything else I missed... they didn't show up that much though.
r u kiddin i bote a shuryken wit my mom dey still exist whyd dey be in a muzeum lol!?
You can still buy a sword too but museums in England have them. It's to document their culture.
This is my 1,337th post.
...Naruto is gay.
But you know what isn't? The X-Files!
Yarr, the sXy pirates of the carribean have me swayin' ter their side, but I have always loved ninjas since I was little. Naruto is a horrible example of ninja though, as fun as the show may be. Ninja were trained to kill with one stab or shuriken throw, and did not wear flashy orange or red. They killed at nite, and orange ... stands out. I've always wondered why Jackie Chan still hasn't played the role of a ninja yet though...sure he's Chinese and ninja are Japanese, but still...he'd rock the role.
And Smon, why haven't you made that Anti-Tim Resistance RPG yet?
Yarr, the sXy pirates of the carribean have me swayin' ter their side, but I have always loved ninjas since I was little. Naruto is a horrible example of ninja though, as fun as the show may be. Ninja were trained to kill with one stab or shuriken throw, and did not wear flashy orange or red. They killed at nite, and orange ... stands out. I've always wondered why Jackie Chan still hasn't played the role of a ninja yet though...sure he's Chinese and ninja are Japanese, but still...he'd rock the role.
And Smon, why haven't you made that Anti-Tim Resistance RPG yet?
FOOL! IT IS NOT A GAME! It is also very hard to type and swordfight in a moving vehicle!
Hey, I would love to try, besides, it is excellent training in preperation for the fight againt the Anti-Tim. Seeing the rapid responce to your post requires quick thinkgin so that someone else doesn't screw things up. And if you don't make it, I will!
Go for it, it's very difficult having four mouths to feed, a swordfight, and a reputation on LF to keep up!
Dude, you can buy those crappy ninja swords on QVC for like 35 bucks.
proving, any nerd with 35 bucks can pretend to be a ninja until Blackbeard comes, stabs the nerd, and says "owned" before pillaging his home.
I will get to the RPG as soon as I'm done pwning someone...
Dude, you can buy those crappy ninja swords on QVC for like 35 bucks. I see you've been accessorizing.
I see you've been accessorizing.
PFt, no wai. I'm a regular visitor to axapirate.com And I have a lot of time to watch QVC.
Ninjas would win. They have cooler weapons. They have cooler powers. They have giant 9 tailed demons inside of them.
Don't get me wrong, pirates are cool too.
HAHAHAHAHAHhahahaa.....
WAIT YOUR NOT KIDDING ARE YOU.
Weapons of Ninjas: Swords and stars and those sharp pointy things that ninjas always have in their mouth.
Weapons of Pirates: Cannons, revolvers, swords, knives, parrots, (WOW FTW), Taurens and goblins. (I need to stop playing WOW sometime...)
Powers of Ninja/s : A fox. Maybe a curse of big hands.
Power of Pirates: An unquenchable thirst for money and blood. And sometimes brains.
NINJA FINAL SAY: Huge anime cult following.
PIRATE FINAL LAUGH: No pirate yaoi.
NINJAS LOSE.
I think it all really depends on the situation. There's always the matter of homefield advantage, and whether it's a fair fight or not. Like if you throw a pirate and a ninja in a jungle to kill each other, neither knowing where the other is, with only a knife, the ninja's so going to win.
I think it all really depends on the situation. There's always the matter of homefield advantage, and whether it's a fair fight or not. Like if you throw a pirate and a ninja in a jungle to kill each other, neither knowing where the other is, with only a knife, the ninja's so going to win.
But what if the pirate decides to set the forst on fire?
He's more than likely drunk and doesn't care if he dies or not.
But Pirates are good at digging holes, and could just make an escape tunnel in a matter of minutes. Home territory my butt.
And don't forget the pirate can use his parrot to get more weapons, and find the ninja to pillage and kill.
And don't forget the pirate can use his parrot to get more weapons, and find the ninja to pillage and kill.
A parrot is a pirate's next friend. Next to booty.
Parrots can be pets, relay messages, be eaten when as a last resort, poop on your shoulder, and be a sniper spotter.(MGS3 FTW.)
Don't forget parrot's can get pizza for the pirates. So then the pitate sleeps and has a dream pirate.
pirates rule (
http://www.axapirate.com/Welcome%20Aboard%21.html)
Wow. I can't believe that I missed this thread. Your interent goes out for a couple of days and all hell breaks loose. I HAVE to weigh in on this subject. Ninjas would absolutely rock a pirate. Totally destroy them.
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Exhibit A:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/)
I actually own this guy's Ninja Book, and let me tell you that it is AWESOME!!!!!
Sure, pirates may have parrots, but so what? Ninjas get Hippos. Parrots are neat and all, but I would rather have a blood brother Hippo who is my best bud through time and space, and who is there for me no matter what.
Pirates may have ships to sail in, but ninjas have guitars to wail on. And wail they do.
In conclusion, Ninjas are the mose perfect creations on Earth.
THE END.
Yay, another ninja-fan! The only thing missing is for a hot-@$$ actor to star in some movie as a ninja and then I can finally be happy. The ninjas in 'The Last Samurai' were hot ... I think ... they were wearing masks so i couldn't tell. But they were hot ... I think. I might go as a ninja for halloween this year, and I plan on turning this disscussion into a web-comic. Will I ever get around to making it? Probaby not.
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Wait, you mean trick-or-treating?
Lol. I went as a Ninja last year for Halloween. I even got a blow up guitar, and made a strap for it. So I could sling it around and have it hanging on my back, or play some nasty air-guitar.
Yay, another ninja-fan! The only thing missing is for a hot-@$$ actor to star in some movie as a ninja and then I can finally be happy. The ninjas in 'The Last Samurai' were hot ... I think ... they were wearing masks so i couldn't tell. But they were hot ... I think. I might go as a ninja for halloween this year, and I plan on turning this disscussion into a web-comic. Will I ever get around to making it? Probaby not.
The last samurai? They were samurai's not ninja's. And by hot, I hope you're not referring to tom cruise.
If you are, I must break you.
Oh no, but in the movie there was a scene where this one guy was watching a play with the other villagers and some ninja came and tried to assasinate him. And Tom Cruise hot? I'd say not, I was talking about the actual ninja in the movie, since they were probably hot underneath the masks ... I think ... And the webcomic is going to be about pirates VS ninjas, not trick or treatin'.
I might go as a ninja for halloween this year
I meant this comment here, not the webcomic. You still trick-or-treat? What are you, nine years old?
More like Miss_Mayhem will entice nine year olds into the van with an awesome ninja costume and regular sized candy bars!