You make me lol, itchay. And Miss Mayhem, er, no offense or anything if you're really just a kid.
Please, I still trick-or-treat. It's the only legal day you can dress up stupid and get candy for it!
Also, it's the perfect day for the 'ring the doorbell and run' prank. And when they leave the bucket of candy on the porch with nobody there, and it says take two. You can take as many as you want!
Yay, another ninja-fan! The only thing missing is for a hot-@$$ actor to star in some movie as a ninja and then I can finally be happy. The ninjas in 'The Last Samurai' were hot ... I think ... they were wearing masks so i couldn't tell. But they were hot ... I think. I might go as a ninja for halloween this year, and I plan on turning this disscussion into a web-comic. Will I ever get around to making it? Probaby not.
Doesn't it suck when something you thought up as a good idea has already been taken? (
http://www.drmcninja.com)
First of all, i'm 13, so I have one last year to trick-or-treat, so it's gotta be AWESOME. And darn, Dr. Mcninja! Great comic bty. The premisis I had in mine was about a group of pirates who end up moving next to a group of ninjas. Needless to say, insanity ensues. Especially since everyone knows that pirates never return your dust-devils if you let them borrow it. EVER!
Whaddya mean ONE LAST YEAR to Trick-or-Treat? Trick-or-Treating is meant for all!
I guess I will continue going as long as my cousins (the ones around my age) continue. If they stop and I have to nanny the 8 year-olds, I am gonnna stop.
You're thirteen? Hmm, I was under the impression that you were in your early twenties.
Whaddya mean ONE LAST YEAR to Trick-or-Treat? Trick-or-Treating is meant for all!
****ing quoted for ****ing truth.
I wish my mom understood you. She's making me stop this year. So I have to go out really big....
I'm flattered Milo, especially since I look younger than 13. I look 12, sure it's by a year, but a year means all the difference to me. If I can at least sound older, then I know that I have done well. What exactly do you plan to do to 'go out big', Darth? I myself make a pact to make each Halloween kick-ass, but I seem to keep failing (I already have to nanny the li'l cousins, wich was why I wasn't plannin'g to t-o-t), so ... yeah. How is it gonna be special?
I wish my mom understood you. She's making me stop this year. So I have to go out really big....
Sucks for you. I'm never gonna stop trick-or-treating for two reasons:
1)Free candy.
2)An adult with a deadly weapon is much more scary than a child with a plastic one... so I'll get more candy.
Sucks for you. I'm never gonna stop trick-or-treating for two reasons:
1)Free candy.
2)An adult with a deadly weapon is much more scary than a child with a plastic one... so I'll get more candy.
Please, when I get my liscense I'll drive to a friends neighborhood and trick-or-treat there.
I wanna go to Beverly Hills this year, where the people hand out giant pieces of candy.
I'm flattered Milo, especially since I look younger than 13. I look 12, sure it's by a year, but a year means all the difference to me. If I can at least sound older, then I know that I have done well.
Trust me, I know some twenty year-olds that are a lot ditsier than you are.
If it's on Myspace, then most 20-sumthins act ditsy and mentally-unstable. I mean, c'mon, people are gonna read that blog entry! So don't act shocked when people at school ask you about it. And this is coming from a recent onesided chat i had to endure with my 23 year old cousin who was wondering how everyone knew who her crush was. Still flattered bty.
Halloween = Freakin' Awesome!
Theres only one place where a pirate and ninja meet(I mean real pirates and ninja). At killacon, the convention about killing. The funny thing is that you can't actually kill people at killacon. You talk about killing but you can't kill. I got this great axe design from a viking and I got a some cool sniper tips from an assasin last year. the location of killacon is a well guarded secret.
Pirates because everyhwere we go people want to know, who we are, so we tell them, we are the pirates, the mighty mighty pirates, the rum-drinking, ass-kicking, pirates.
WOO! I love that song! In fact I like it that much I'm going to repeat it!
EVERYWHERE WE GO (every where we goO) PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW (people want to knoOW), WHO WE ARE (who we arE), SO WE TELL THEM(so we tell thEM) WE ARE THE NINJAS (we are Ninjas), THE MIGHTY MIGHTY NINJAS (the mighty mighty Ninjas!), THE SAKE-DRINKING ASS-PWNING NINJAS! YAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!
(sorry.)
You just taught me that ninjas are terrible rip-off artists...like those chicks who work for Disney and do a lame Go-Go's cover.
NOOOOoooo... I was IMPROVING the song not ripping it off!
Like what Smashmouth did to 'I'm a believer'...
In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates’ shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts).
Most pirates are like “This can’t be happening!” The hippo says “Guess what, it is.” and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says “let’s rock brother.” They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja can’t concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space.
Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest frigg’n dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates’ scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously).
-nuff' said
*sniffles* Beautiful! Simply beautiful!
Pirates win forever.
They have Keira Knightly, and Johnny Depp. 'nuff said.
They're actors. Not real pirates.
But Ave. WE are pirates. Always remember that.
Yeah, pirates also win because they have Joel and Phil and Rya and Craig.
Joel is never wrong.
That high-budget (and thrilling) action packed sequence was totally rockin'. Totally worth the 1.3 million Matt spent on it.
Pirates lose. The space pirates always lose to Samus who is like a space ninja.
But...
What would Hannibal Lector be? Pirate or Ninja?
He'd be a robot. Which is another just as powerful, but less noticed, part of the nerd square.
All of the parts of the square are pirate, cowboy, robot, and ninja.
...That makes since. A robot that eats human innards.
...sense.
Anyway yeah, that's like, all that robots do basically.
And make teckno music.
bee-bee-bo-bop-bo-bop.
Also robots like to go BEEP, BOOP, BEEP! (
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/97171)
See, now robots are cool. Everyone has to agree with that. Pirates aren't as cool as robots. But they're still ok. Ninja's, robots, and ..... LUMBERJACKS. Now they are cool. They all add up to a trifecta of badassness!
MMmm... Lumberjacks... I must correct you though, Pirates ARE as cool as robots in fact, Pirates are COOLER than robots! It's the truth so don't deny it.
LUMBERJACKS?! They're cool, but Cowboys are better.
I think they're about even. Cowboys are maybe a little cooler. A little...
Oh man, what if a ninja and a pirate had a baby? Would it be like invincible?
Woah! a Prinja! And then they made a Prinja ship! WOO!
No, it would be a Ninjirate, and it would have a Ninjirate ship that doubles as a super-sneaky submarine.
Sadly it wouldn't have a crew because no-one accepts him.
It has a crew but it's the same they've had since the dawn of time!
Nobody respects the mimes.
~leans on invistable wall while drinking an invistable martini~
Mimes can be so annoying but I did see a funny line about them in a movie called 'evil woman' once.
Mime Time kicked ass in the Animaniacs cartoon.
...also Good Idea, Bad Idea.
"This is a quaint little town, it has a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker, and a mime."
"No town is perfect!"-The Narrator and Yakko
The mime in Animaniacs was pure evil (*GASP* I still remember the show1). And A pirate/Ninja hybrid would be a pinja and wouldn't last too long due to sad suicide. Too freaky to be a normal human, not piratey enough to be a pirate, not ninjaish enough to be a ninja. And besides, what self-respecting pirate would marry a ninja, or what self-respecting ninja would marry a pirate? Ninja/Cowboy or Pirate/Robot I can understand. But you'd end up with a ninja who lives in the west coast and has guns on him at all times, or a robotic pirate. Both truly kickass. And overall, robots are the clear winners. Haven't you ever seen the Matrix? or Ghost in the Shell? Or even Chobits?
No, you are wrong. Ninja's are the best.
Oh man.
Mimes pwn all forever. I'M GONNA BE A MIME.
I don't like pirates because of One Piece.
I only really like ninjas better because it's from Japan and my whole life is based around Japan. And REAL ninjas are cooler.
And this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xam92GB2nfg)