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The Crotch Thread

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 shinzuku
11-30-2005, 6:11 PM
#201
I like my way better. Things explode.
 alliespixie
11-30-2005, 6:12 PM
#202
sweet
 Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 8:55 PM
#203
I went to Hershey, Penn. for vacation a few years back. It was fun. I bought a five pound chocolate bar and used it as my birthday cake.

But... this is the Crotch Thread. Where are teh crotches?

WHERE THEY NORMALLY ARE.

ZING!
 alliespixie
11-30-2005, 9:04 PM
#204
hehehe
 DarthAve
11-30-2005, 9:05 PM
#205
ugh, so wrong.
 alliespixie
11-30-2005, 9:06 PM
#206
yet so funny
 90SK
11-30-2005, 9:18 PM
#207
WHERE THEY NORMALLY ARE.

ZING!

>_<

I'd post random crotch pics, but the social implications would be a big pain (in the crotch) to dispel.
 alliespixie
11-30-2005, 9:19 PM
#208
hehehehe,you're funny mr.s
 DarthAve
11-30-2005, 9:59 PM
#209
quite, your excellent at risque humor. I'm almost done with my squirrell story!
 alliespixie
11-30-2005, 10:33 PM
#210
i want to read it
 Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 11:06 PM
#211
Man, do I have any homie-types here at all?
 alliespixie
11-30-2005, 11:07 PM
#212
nope
 Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 11:08 PM
#213
Ouch. Burned.

My icon says you suck anyway. :'b
 90SK
11-30-2005, 11:13 PM
#214
Man, you don't need homies with that avatar, staring down everyone. ;P
 Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 11:14 PM
#215
True. He does have the tendency to look angry. Or 'burly', as J.K. Rowling put it. Often.

He was awesome in the movie. And book.

Your avatar reminds me of Agent Smith. >>
 90SK
11-30-2005, 11:26 PM
#216
I'm tempted to use http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/CaptainSkye/Temp/horror.gif) instead. If just for a few trial minutes.

Yeah, he was great in the movie. I was a tad disappointed with the movie itself, mainly for the cuts they did, but other than that it was great. In fact, I'd say it's the best in the series (of movies) so far.
 alliespixie
11-30-2005, 11:29 PM
#217
he seems your kind of guy mr.s
 Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 11:30 PM
#218
Agreed. I thought they did a wonderful job of picking scenes and cutting them. A lot of stuff was gone, ut it kept the overall feel of Harry Potter.

...Except the Sorting Hat and Madame Hooch. I miss them. They deserved more scenes. ;'(
 90SK
11-30-2005, 11:31 PM
#219
Compare the pic in the message to my avatar. They look like they have different widths, right? Wrong. They're the same. It's fun with optical illusions!
 Purple Squid
11-30-2005, 11:31 PM
#220
Is it okay if I ask who he is? He looks like... Willy Wonka. ^^
 alliespixie
11-30-2005, 11:34 PM
#221
he does
 Smon
12-01-2005, 6:05 AM
#222
Is it okay if I ask who he is? He looks like... Willy Wonka. ^^
WW looks like MJ. Ya-hee-hee!
 DarthAve
12-01-2005, 1:02 PM
#223
Skye, your avatar looks like that guy from guns and roses. or a version of jack the ripper(too weak to capatalize)
 90SK
12-01-2005, 3:17 PM
#224
Who knows? Not I.

Looks kinda like Johnny Depp and Stuart Townsend (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0870204/) from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
 Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 3:42 PM
#225
Stuart Townsend (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0870204/)

Augh. You know, I'm going to make this post relevant to the quote.

You know they're making a children's version of 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'?

Yes.

Now, I must find a way to be on topic...
 DarthAve
12-01-2005, 3:43 PM
#226
please don't
 90SK
12-01-2005, 3:45 PM
#227
Augh. You know, I'm going to make this post relevant to the quote.

You know they're making a children's version of 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'?

Yes.

Now, I must find a way to be on topic...


No way, it was a pic of him? Excellent.
 DarthAve
12-01-2005, 3:48 PM
#228
ok, now i'm bored. must....pet...doggy.
 Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 3:53 PM
#229
No way, it was a pic of him? Excellent.

...or so the book is called. >>;

Good book, but also had SATAN in it, and it makes me wonder why they're turning it into a children's book.

...Captain is good at vanishing.
 90SK
12-01-2005, 4:01 PM
#230
Well, think about all the other Disney classics. Don't you think there would be a wee bit more raping and pillaging in Aladdin? I mean, this is the medieval Middle East.
 Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 4:06 PM
#231
Well, the actual story took place in Persia (or in China), so all they did was use the characters in Disney Aladdin. OR SOMETHING.

There was pillaging! Like... petty thievery. And... Jafar was like 'marry me!' and stuff. To Jasmine, not Aladdin. :'D

But when they condense a book, none of the characters are... actual characters. They lose their personalities and such.

EDIT: I'VE BEGUN TO THINK I LOOK LIKE VIKTOR. D:
 DarthAve
12-01-2005, 4:13 PM
#232
Who is this Viktor?
 Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 4:16 PM
#233
Who is this Viktor?

*pointy to teh ikon*

Viktor Krum. From Harry Potter. GOF. He's cool like that.
 alliespixie
12-01-2005, 4:31 PM
#234
darth, i told you about the movie, damn
 Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 4:31 PM
#235
darth, i told you about the movie, damn

GACKT. You saw it too?! WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?! 8D 8D 8D 8D
 alliespixie
12-01-2005, 4:32 PM
#236
i know, it was so good, lord v. looks funky though.
 Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 4:33 PM
#237
He looks more like Voldemort than I expected him to. If that makes sense.

I still like Viktor best, though. 8D

And Cedric made me cry. In the book, too. :'(
 alliespixie
12-01-2005, 4:35 PM
#238
i know, my friend went with me and she said that lord v looks like michael jackson without his fake nose
 Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 4:43 PM
#239
i know, my friend went with me and she said that lord v looks like michael jackson without his fake nose

...right. Because I'm sure she thought it was very funny. >>

*scorns teen humor*

Actually, I thought he looked pretty good. For a guy without a nose. ;D
 90SK
12-01-2005, 4:45 PM
#240
The lack of nose was a tad too flaunted for my tastes, though I really liked his reveal. I got a tad giddy when he first appeared.
 alliespixie
12-01-2005, 4:46 PM
#241
i didn't like the fact that the messed up the triwizard.
 Purple Squid
12-01-2005, 4:47 PM
#242
I expected him to be noseless, because that's what The Rowling described him as.

NOSELESS. Eeek! D:

Even though I knew it wasn't supposed to be, I thought Peter dropping Baby Voldie into the baby-stew-cauldron was hilarious. >>

Mmm.

Allie, there's only so much you can fit into a two/whatever hour movie. XD
 alliespixie
12-01-2005, 4:49 PM
#243
i forgot you eat babies
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