Say it with me: WTF??? Yes. It had to be done. Move all Raz's dad's crotch conversations here.
...Now that there's a thread for it...
I love it ten times as much.
POWER TO THE PATCH.
Patch power! PATCH POWER!!!
Durnit.
did anyone here notice the patch even the first time you saw Raz's dad?
did anyone here notice the patch even the first time you saw Raz's dad?
Sadly, yes. Even evil dad has the patch. But he's so proud--
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/razzydad.jpg)
THEM CHILDRENS ARE IN AWE OF THE PATCH'S AWESOMENESS.
THEM CHILDRENS ARE IN AWE OF THE PATCH'S AWESOMENESS.
HOW CAN THEY NOT BE.
Look at their eyes. Trace the lines. They ARE looking at the patch.
HOW CAN THEY NOT BE.
The only two ways the HypnoCrotch could be uncool:
1. They're on drugs.
2. The children don't really exist.
The only two ways the HypnoCrotch could be uncool:
1. They're on drugs.
2. The children don't really exist.
Blasphemy squid...BLASPHEMY
I can't beleive it was actually made! Well now that I am here POWER TO THE CROTCH PATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!! And how could anyone dislike the patch???!!!
did anyone here notice the patch even the first time you saw Raz's dad?
Yep. It was like, "Raz's Dad! I heart you, Raz's Dad--...why do you have a patch on your crotch? ...Oh God. *headdesk*"
Of course, I managed to block it out of my mind. Until now.
I can see that this is not going to make writing my Raz's Dad fic any easier. Although I can just imagine the look on my friend's face when I explain to him why it's so hard to write... "Well, it all started with the HypnoCrotch and...hey, don't run away! Why are you running away?"
...the HypnoCrotch is slowly becoming a religion.
The Official Church of Purple Squid needs to move over.
And I knew that exact pic would be put up here as soon as they started making jokes about the "patch". Oh and I saw the patch on him when I beat the game. (The day I got it) Which was the first day it came out.
And I knew that exact pic would be put up here as soon as they started making jokes about the "patch". Oh and I saw the patch on him when I beat the game. (The day I got it) Which was the first day it came out.
I only put that pic up there because I don't have any other shots of the patch. Unless someone else...
I'll sew a patch into the crotch of my pants and take a picture and HypnoCrotch rocks sox!!!!! And I'm sewing as we speak. (I sew fast)
Imagine if other characters had the patch, like milla.
Imagine if other characters had the patch, like milla.
Hmm. That gives me an idea...
I'm making the Official HypnoCrotch GIF. Oh, yeah.
I don't think that would work, considering Milla's wearing a dress. And she's a girl, so it doesn't carry as much... suggestiveness.
why did Raz not inherit the patch?
I don't think that would work, considering Milla's wearing a dress. And she's a girl, so it doesn't carry as much... suggestiveness.
Sure, it's not suggestive. BUT IT'S HAWT.
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/millapatch.jpg)
=D
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!!!!!!
Now Milla's a bigger pimp than before!
why did Raz not inherit the patch?
Perhaps he did, and he's hiding it under those fancy pants of his.
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!!!!!!
Now Milla's a bigger pimp than before!
she was before?
she was before?
No. But I'm sure she is now.
Of Course she is. Any character from The Excellent Surgery Psychonaut *E.S.P* is or must be a true pimp!
We are the best thread ever!
Now and forever!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooo Crotch Thread!!!
Whooooooooo!!!
No. But I'm sure she is now.
with the patch, ANYBODY can!
with the patch, ANYBODY can!
Take me, for instance.
Boo. I have no friends.
But with the patch...
Wow! Suddenly my life has turned around, and there is no such thing as sadness. I think I cured cancer!
It changed my life, did it change yours?
We are now pimps of the patch!
Oh and check out Sokolov's sig. Now it has the HypnoCrotchBeam!
Yay Crotch Patch!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and The HypnoCrotch is ridin' spinnas now.
Wow. How do you explain this.
Wow. How do you explain this.
This isn't what it looks like.
Indomitable?
Either that, or "orgasmic". Whatever sews youre crotch patch.
Indomitable?
Either that, or "orgasmic". Whatever sews youre crotch patch.
I'll go with Indomitable. Since I have no clue what it means and orgasmic sounds a little too raunchy.
I have no crotch path, nor do I even have a patch.
This realization will kick me out of the club for sure.
I'll go with Indomitable. Since I have no clue what it means and orgasmic sounds a little too raunchy.
I have no crotch path, nor do I even have a patch.
This realization will kick me out of the club for sure.
Indomitable:Undefeatable.
VOCABULOR AWAY!
I'll go with Indomitable. Since I have no clue what it means and orgasmic sounds a little too raunchy.
I have no crotch path, nor do I even have a patch.
This realization will kick me out of the club for sure.
None of us have patches, so... as long as your sense of humor is... 'open minded'...
We were studying, and then Sokolov mentioned the patch. Not my fault.
...and you should know I didn't inhale.
I barely ever see him. Oh have you noticed that Smon, Vocabulor, and Menttok all look the same?
Oh and now I have a patch too! Because I sewed one into all of my pants. Well at least a few.
Indomitable:Undefeatable.
VOCABULOR AWAY!
Thank you Vocabulor!
Inhale what?
I barely ever see him. Oh have you noticed that Smon, Vocabulor, and Menttok all look the same?
Ray, its MENTOK. One of each letter. And anyway I don't think it even possible that mild mannered Smon Mentokulor could be any of those people. And the fact that none of us are ever around at the same time is pure coincidince.
Thank you Vocabulor!
Inhale what?
...Drug joke.
...Drug joke.
Of course. But my eyes are bleeding right now and I'm so tired I can barely see.
It's a vicious thing to do to myself. But isn't Halloween vicious? And it's nearing Halloween. So close now...so close.
I just told my sister about the mighty patch!
she was very...confused.