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The Crotch Thread

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 Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:31 PM
#1
Say it with me: WTF??? Yes. It had to be done. Move all Raz's dad's crotch conversations here.
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:32 PM
#2
...Now that there's a thread for it...

I love it ten times as much.

POWER TO THE PATCH.
 Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:36 PM
#3
Patch power! PATCH POWER!!!

Durnit.
 SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 9:36 PM
#4
did anyone here notice the patch even the first time you saw Raz's dad?
 90SK
10-22-2005, 9:37 PM
#5
Yes, I did. >.>
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:38 PM
#6
did anyone here notice the patch even the first time you saw Raz's dad?

Sadly, yes. Even evil dad has the patch. But he's so proud--

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/razzydad.jpg)

THEM CHILDRENS ARE IN AWE OF THE PATCH'S AWESOMENESS.
 SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 9:40 PM
#7
THEM CHILDRENS ARE IN AWE OF THE PATCH'S AWESOMENESS.

HOW CAN THEY NOT BE.
 Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:40 PM
#8
Look at their eyes. Trace the lines. They ARE looking at the patch.
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:41 PM
#9
HOW CAN THEY NOT BE.

The only two ways the HypnoCrotch could be uncool:

1. They're on drugs.
2. The children don't really exist.
 SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 9:43 PM
#10
The only two ways the HypnoCrotch could be uncool:

1. They're on drugs.
2. The children don't really exist.

Blasphemy squid...BLASPHEMY
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:44 PM
#11
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 9:46 PM
#12
I can't beleive it was actually made! Well now that I am here POWER TO THE CROTCH PATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!! And how could anyone dislike the patch???!!!
 TyraaRane
10-22-2005, 9:47 PM
#13
did anyone here notice the patch even the first time you saw Raz's dad?

Yep. It was like, "Raz's Dad! I heart you, Raz's Dad--...why do you have a patch on your crotch? ...Oh God. *headdesk*"

Of course, I managed to block it out of my mind. Until now.

I can see that this is not going to make writing my Raz's Dad fic any easier. Although I can just imagine the look on my friend's face when I explain to him why it's so hard to write... "Well, it all started with the HypnoCrotch and...hey, don't run away! Why are you running away?"
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:48 PM
#14
...the HypnoCrotch is slowly becoming a religion.

The Official Church of Purple Squid needs to move over.
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 9:49 PM
#15
And I knew that exact pic would be put up here as soon as they started making jokes about the "patch". Oh and I saw the patch on him when I beat the game. (The day I got it) Which was the first day it came out.
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:50 PM
#16
And I knew that exact pic would be put up here as soon as they started making jokes about the "patch". Oh and I saw the patch on him when I beat the game. (The day I got it) Which was the first day it came out.

I only put that pic up there because I don't have any other shots of the patch. Unless someone else...
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 9:53 PM
#17
I'll sew a patch into the crotch of my pants and take a picture and HypnoCrotch rocks sox!!!!! And I'm sewing as we speak. (I sew fast)
 Gruducuuz
10-22-2005, 9:58 PM
#18
Imagine if other characters had the patch, like milla.
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 9:59 PM
#19
Imagine if other characters had the patch, like milla.

Hmm. That gives me an idea...
 Sokolov
10-22-2005, 10:01 PM
#20
I'm making the Official HypnoCrotch GIF. Oh, yeah.
 Tarkya
10-22-2005, 10:02 PM
#21
I don't think that would work, considering Milla's wearing a dress. And she's a girl, so it doesn't carry as much... suggestiveness.
 SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 10:03 PM
#22
why did Raz not inherit the patch?
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:05 PM
#23
I don't think that would work, considering Milla's wearing a dress. And she's a girl, so it doesn't carry as much... suggestiveness.

Sure, it's not suggestive. BUT IT'S HAWT.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a240/squidsarefuzzy/millapatch.jpg)

=D
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:08 PM
#24
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!!!!!!

Now Milla's a bigger pimp than before!
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:14 PM
#25
why did Raz not inherit the patch?

Perhaps he did, and he's hiding it under those fancy pants of his.
 SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 10:16 PM
#26
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!!!!!!

Now Milla's a bigger pimp than before!

she was before?
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:16 PM
#27
she was before?

No. But I'm sure she is now.
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:18 PM
#28
Of Course she is. Any character from The Excellent Surgery Psychonaut *E.S.P* is or must be a true pimp!
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:24 PM
#29
We are the best thread ever!
Now and forever!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooo Crotch Thread!!!
Whooooooooo!!!
 SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 10:30 PM
#30
No. But I'm sure she is now.

with the patch, ANYBODY can!
 Sokolov
10-22-2005, 10:32 PM
#31
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:32 PM
#32
with the patch, ANYBODY can!

Take me, for instance.

Boo. I have no friends.

But with the patch...

Wow! Suddenly my life has turned around, and there is no such thing as sadness. I think I cured cancer!

It changed my life, did it change yours?
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:33 PM
#33
Oh, yeah. Stare into it!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/hypnocrotch.gif)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/hypnocrotch.gif)
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/Flyingsquirrelsnake/hypnocrotch.gif)


...Woah. It's about 11 times as suggestive as before. This is... the greatest thread ever.

Spin! I'm stealing one.
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:34 PM
#34
We are now pimps of the patch!
Oh and check out Sokolov's sig. Now it has the HypnoCrotchBeam!

Yay Crotch Patch!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:36 PM
#35
Oh and The HypnoCrotch is ridin' spinnas now.
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:36 PM
#36
I'm stealin' one now.
 Klia
10-22-2005, 10:43 PM
#37
Wow. How do you explain this.
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:45 PM
#38
Wow. How do you explain this.

This isn't what it looks like.
 90SK
10-22-2005, 10:45 PM
#39
Indomitable?

Either that, or "orgasmic". Whatever sews youre crotch patch.
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:46 PM
#40
I'll try to later.
 Klia
10-22-2005, 10:50 PM
#41
Indomitable?

Either that, or "orgasmic". Whatever sews youre crotch patch.

I'll go with Indomitable. Since I have no clue what it means and orgasmic sounds a little too raunchy.

I have no crotch path, nor do I even have a patch.

This realization will kick me out of the club for sure.
 Smon
10-22-2005, 10:52 PM
#42
I'll go with Indomitable. Since I have no clue what it means and orgasmic sounds a little too raunchy.

I have no crotch path, nor do I even have a patch.

This realization will kick me out of the club for sure.
Indomitable:Undefeatable.

VOCABULOR AWAY!
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:53 PM
#43
I'll go with Indomitable. Since I have no clue what it means and orgasmic sounds a little too raunchy.

I have no crotch path, nor do I even have a patch.

This realization will kick me out of the club for sure.

None of us have patches, so... as long as your sense of humor is... 'open minded'...

We were studying, and then Sokolov mentioned the patch. Not my fault.

...and you should know I didn't inhale.
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:54 PM
#44
I barely ever see him. Oh have you noticed that Smon, Vocabulor, and Menttok all look the same?
 Ray_the_psychic
10-22-2005, 10:55 PM
#45
Oh and now I have a patch too! Because I sewed one into all of my pants. Well at least a few.
 Klia
10-22-2005, 10:56 PM
#46
Indomitable:Undefeatable.

VOCABULOR AWAY!

Thank you Vocabulor!

Inhale what?
 Smon
10-22-2005, 10:58 PM
#47
I barely ever see him. Oh have you noticed that Smon, Vocabulor, and Menttok all look the same?
Ray, its MENTOK. One of each letter. And anyway I don't think it even possible that mild mannered Smon Mentokulor could be any of those people. And the fact that none of us are ever around at the same time is pure coincidince.
 Purple Squid
10-22-2005, 10:58 PM
#48
Thank you Vocabulor!

Inhale what?

...Drug joke.
 Klia
10-22-2005, 11:00 PM
#49
...Drug joke.

Of course. But my eyes are bleeding right now and I'm so tired I can barely see.

It's a vicious thing to do to myself. But isn't Halloween vicious? And it's nearing Halloween. So close now...so close.
 SandyPhanta
10-22-2005, 11:00 PM
#50
I just told my sister about the mighty patch!

she was very...confused.
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