A: the paint chips of the world store!
Q: Are paint chips better than the Ganja ?
A. i'd have to pick paint chips. (did i win anything)?
Q. what the hell is up with those underwear ghnomes (sp)? i mean, who steals underwear! its just not right man!:D
A: well, you see, it's a REALLY big thing, as in, uh...oh thats right, its a big industry! really....
Q: Do any of you have a toilet, that just happens to be like mine, containing large amounts of Paint Chips!?!
((Man I'm Lucky!))
A: No.
Q: Does anyone have a sink full of paint chips and aluminum cans?
A. I have the aluminum cans!
Q. what should i do with them?
A:Open your mouth and point the "mouth" of the can towards it.
Q:What about the sink?
A. it doesn't taste good, but you could probably kill someone with it.:rolleyes:
Q. what object is most used to kill sinks?
A: a lead pipe
Q:Is anyone here older than 50?
A: Not I.
Q: How crazy is crazy?
A: Just crazy enough
Q: Why?
A. because if your not at least crazy then your sane, and nobody wants to be sane.
Q. do they?
A:Kibble!!
Q: gibble-de-bibble!??
A: *snores* *a demonic tone* Lalalalalala.......*snores, and repeats.*
Q: Have I been watching too much Adam Sandler movies?
A. it depends on how much is too much, and in that case to much is not enough. and when too much is not enough then their could be a problem. and when theirs a problem...
Q. what happens when theirs a problem?
A: You call the A-Team!
Q: Is BA's hair natural?
A. depends which way you look at it.
Q. is a smiley a smiley if it is not smiling?:(
A: No. If it were frowning it'd be called a frownie.
Q: Is that my lightsaber you have in your hand?
A. ummm... no....aahhhh, those damn gnomes stole it!
Q. where is the secret hiding place of the infamous gnomes?
A: Rhett's workshop.
Q: Who will win: Flying Shark or Flying Alligator?
A. hhhmmmmmmm, the shark!
Q. is adult swim the best thing to happen to cartoon network?
A: Kakon, A: da bibble Gibbly? ((ok that translates to I don't think so, but who does?!
Since revan didn't ask anything
A: Yes, Adult Swim rules
Q: When does when come soon enough?
A: When I actually see a dog eat a cat.
(Just a warning, if this thread passes its expiry in any way, if it's been open for too long, if it's turned into a free form of flaming or whatever I'll close it down. Early warning so when I do close it down you won't bitch about it. It's enough I've actually kept this spam hole open, so anything bad and it's closed.)
Q: Can a cat eat a dog?
A. probably an intelligent, flying, really cool cat.
Q. are there any of those around?
Originally posted by Kain
Since revan didn't ask anything
i did to!!!
oh and thx Lynk, at least ya warned us this time!!!
A: yeah, I am one!
Q: who here likes me??????
A: I think you're ok.
Q: Is Adult Swim's Anime block considered any good?
A: Eh, ask someone who likes anime.(I say to hell with the whole 'anime cartoon invasion')
Q: How many pops does it take to get to the center of a lickey pop?
a) 27
q) mini mouse vs lisa simpson, bare knuckle - who would win?
TROGDOR!!!!!!11!!
Fhqwhgads?
Originally posted by Samuel Dravis
TROGDOR!!!!!!11!!
Fhqwhgads?
A: yes you are an idiot :dozey:
Q: how many LFers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It would take an infinite amount of them if they didn't include me.
Do you even know what fhqwhgads means?
A: No, but I think it relates to Srong Bad :)
Q: Why is there another ask thread?
I like it... something else to do..... :)
A: Cuz it's fun!
Q:Who is Trogdor??
((Yes I do Know!! just check my www!!))
A: He's a Dragon-man!
Q: Do I don't not like candy?
((hmm.... grammer skills?))
A: I think that you are confused about being confused about being confused about being confused about being confused about being confused etc.etc.....
Q: is anybody else that confused???
A: No, its a perfectly legit question :)
Q: Does anyone else understand my previous question?
A: Only if the cake if green and covered with cablooee shrapnel from a tootsie pop
Q: If an elephant and a feather fall off of a cliff, how does a screwdriver take pictures?
A: no, with a camera
Q: if a tree falls in the forest and it lands on a mime, does he make a sound?
(btw, I understood sam's question. the two negatives cancel out.)
A: Of course he doesn't. Its his skeleton that makes all the noises.
Q: How many communists does it take to elephant fall?
A: Answer not me know
Q: Is there a black lightsaber?
A : Yes, in your dreams.
Q: Is the Athlon 64 chip going to go down in price?
A: NEVER!!!!! It'll only raise itself to an insane price such as 8000000000000000000000000000000000 and .2 dollars!!!
:D ((WOW!!!))
A. hhmmmmm...
Q. if you jump and fall down, did you jump or did you fall down?:)
A: I jumped down.
Q: Why was I gone for so long?
A: Beacuse LF is not worth it.
Q: Do you eat breakfast in the afternoon?
A. if your first meal of the day is in the afternoon, then its breakfast.
Q.or would it be breakafter?
A: it'd be neither!
Q: would it be brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter??((Hmmm... seems to be a pattern here!!))