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Ask Stupid Question, Get Stupid Answer

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 Sam Fisher
03-29-2004, 9:36 PM
#151
A:....... I got it! Breakafter!

Q: Why did Waldo get created?
 _PerfectAgent_
03-29-2004, 11:01 PM
#152
A: So you can find him.
Q: How do you spell "Optional"?
 the_lord_Revan
03-29-2004, 11:41 PM
#153
A: easy! like this! Optaniololofsogowanatioal!
Q: Is that an actual word there?
 Sabretooth
03-30-2004, 3:27 AM
#154
A: Of course! It means 'I am Stupid' in Kolsofingish

Q: What if GL was a Viking?
 _PerfectAgent_
03-30-2004, 4:36 AM
#155
A: Then he would have made Viking Wars!
Q: How do you submit a reply in a thread?
 Sam Fisher
03-30-2004, 12:49 PM
#156
A: Click the "Post Reply" button.

Q: Why does Revan keep reopening really old threads? ;)
 _PerfectAgent_
03-30-2004, 6:52 PM
#157
A: It's a really fun thing to do!
Q: Why should you let your pet play with a CD?
 dark jedi 8
03-30-2004, 7:43 PM
#158
A. b/c the pet, CD, and you are having fun.
Q. why would you have fun?
 Sam Fisher
03-30-2004, 9:26 PM
#159
A: You won't.

Q: What posessed me to have my sig/avvy like this? Do you like it?
 Kain
03-31-2004, 4:42 AM
#160
A: Love of hobbits and no.

Q: How many duck duck geese does it goose to loose the race?
 _PerfectAgent_
03-31-2004, 5:11 AM
#161
A: Three, of course.
Q: I found this AOL disk, what should I do with it?
 Kain
03-31-2004, 9:01 AM
#162
A: Send it to da MOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Q: BLAST YOU HEY STEVE!! I'LL BLAST YOU TO TOMMOROW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!?
 Sam Fisher
03-31-2004, 12:43 PM
#163
A: You'll belas 'em alright :)

Q: Should I get a neon greeen mousepad?
 Sivy
03-31-2004, 1:01 PM
#164
A) indubitably

q) is it true that more people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes? and if so where are all these homicidal donkeys?
 Doomie
03-31-2004, 1:07 PM
#165
A: yes, and they are in the morgue, counting their kills.

Q:why can't anyone give inspired answers to these questions, no matter how stupid they are? (irony coming up, i can feel it.)
 Sam Fisher
03-31-2004, 1:15 PM
#166
A: Then you can feel it.... Heh..

Q: What does irony do to a stupid thread?
 Doomie
03-31-2004, 1:31 PM
#167
A: make it more stupid...

Q:is that a good or a bad thing?
 Sam Fisher
03-31-2004, 1:38 PM
#168
A: I guess its a goodbad thing :/

Q: Do you have voice chat?
 Doomie
03-31-2004, 4:44 PM
#169
A: only on mars, but sometimes on friday.

Q: What do homocidal donkey's eat?
 _PerfectAgent_
03-31-2004, 8:05 PM
#170
A: People, after they kill them.
Q: How many songs were made in the entire history of the human race?
 Sam Fisher
03-31-2004, 9:02 PM
#171
A: A lot.

Q: Do you play computer games? >.<
 dark jedi 8
03-31-2004, 10:12 PM
#172
A. wait... huh... no.... yes.... wait, no.
Q. is stuttering a b-b-b-ba-ba-ba-bad thing?
 _PerfectAgent_
03-31-2004, 10:36 PM
#173
A: It's perfectly.... Nokay?
Q: How many posts do you think this thread will get?
 topshot
03-31-2004, 11:35 PM
#174
A: Say cheese 1000 times, and I think you'll get your answer.

Q: Who killed Kenny?
 Kain
04-01-2004, 10:02 AM
#175
A: They...

Q: Is it wrong to buy a van with a bed in it, be hassled by your rich brother-in-law as to WHY you didn't get a Mercedes Benz, then reply 'Cuz my van has a bed in it that I screw your sister on!'?
 Sam Fisher
04-01-2004, 12:45 PM
#176
A: -_-

Q: What time is it?
 the_lord_Revan
04-01-2004, 3:11 PM
#177
A: 11:32 A.m eastern staetrdtd timerson
Q: why did I almost get banned??
 Samuel Dravis
04-01-2004, 5:17 PM
#178
All the spam
can get you canned,
so it's best not to do
that kind of kind of stuff, foo.

What does foo mean? I just put it on the end so that it rhymed...don't say something that will get you fined. Just keep your answer clean; I'd rather not create a scene.
 Sam Fisher
04-01-2004, 6:29 PM
#179
A: Its means you fool, kinda like when n00bs duel.

Q: What is the meaning of life?
 dark jedi 8
04-02-2004, 12:49 AM
#180
A. that life has meaning.
Q. what does W. T. F. U. A. stand for?:p
 Sam Fisher
04-02-2004, 12:29 PM
#181
A: What the f**k u a$$hole.

Q: Why is cussing bad?
 dark jedi 8
04-02-2004, 8:59 PM
#182
A. i didn't think that f***ing cussing is bad.
Q. is it?:confused: :rolleyes: :cool:
 _PerfectAgent_
04-02-2004, 10:05 PM
#183
A: It is, except on Saturdays.
Q: Why is it okay to say those words only on Saturday?
 Sam Fisher
04-03-2004, 12:22 PM
#184
A: Why the hell not ^^

Q: Whre is Hell?
 the_lord_Revan
04-03-2004, 2:52 PM
#185
A: Below my computer ((That's why demons fly up when I move my comp!!))
Q: why did i jump off a bridge, land on my back in the water, but only landing after a hunfred lb weight hit before me?
 Sam Fisher
04-04-2004, 12:31 AM
#186
A: Like ow ^^

Q: Why do pigs fly?
 _PerfectAgent_
04-04-2004, 4:51 AM
#187
A: They feel like it.
Q: How does a pig fly?
 Sam Fisher
04-04-2004, 1:09 PM
#188
A: With pig-wings. ^^

Q: Should taxes die?
 Sabretooth
04-04-2004, 3:01 PM
#189
taxes aren't alive, knucklehead

Why is he a knucklehead?
 dark jedi 8
04-04-2004, 4:26 PM
#190
Q. he must have gotten his knuckles stuck on his head.
A. why would he do a thing like that?
 Doomie
04-04-2004, 5:56 PM
#191
A: cause he's a knucklehead!

Q: Do you actually try to think up original answers?
 Sam Fisher
04-04-2004, 7:16 PM
#192
A: Sometimes I try really hard.. looking into my magic 8 ball ^^

Q: What would have happened if Jan really did die in JO?
 Joe©
04-04-2004, 7:45 PM
#193
A: she would have been dead :eek:

Q: why can't I get up the nerve to leave LF??!?!?!?
 _PerfectAgent_
04-05-2004, 12:13 AM
#194
A: Because once you enter... You can't get out!!!
Q: What is six times nine in base thirteen?
 the_lord_Revan
04-05-2004, 1:07 AM
#195
A: really , now think, thats right, it may be hard, think... we have no idea to such a question! were all a little "light" in the brains region!!
Q: why are we "light" in the brain region??
 dark jedi 8
04-05-2004, 2:07 AM
#196
A. because you keep sticking that flashlight in your ear.
Q. how many flashlights does it take to eat a lollypop?
 Kain
04-05-2004, 8:05 AM
#197
A: 12

Q: How does the Boogey Man eat his Riece's Cup?
 narfblat
04-06-2004, 6:49 AM
#198
He likes to scare the @#%& out of it.

Why was this thread started?
 Sabretooth
04-06-2004, 9:57 AM
#199
A:So that the Jawas can finally have a chance to laugh... at you.

Q: Can Jawas laugh?
 Sam Fisher
04-06-2004, 12:26 PM
#200
A: UTINNI!

Q: Why id the moon big?
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