do you have a brain in the first place?
Q: Why is Greedo running like a maniac in the Cantina?
A: Cause he has ants in his pants
Q: Who put the ram in the Ram-a-Lama ding dong?
A) Dell
Q) if everyone in the world jumped at the same time how many would be wearing boots?
A: multiply the number by 64 then divide by 4 using the sqaure rootof 4.555555679373, i think that should give you the answer :D
Q: is the matrix real? plez say i may jump off a rof if it's not
A: Of course it's real! I invented it! :D
Q: Did I?
A:no of course not!
Q: who did invent the Matrix, and how old is his pet rock by now!?!?
A. the great and almighty yoda did, and his pet rock is around 5 million years old.
Q. for a million dollers would you kill youself?
why would I need a million dollers?
Q: Why is Greedo still running like a maniac in the cantina?
A: because i cut his head off and he's like chicken, ha ha :D
Q: why are some people so retarded i want to throw themoff a tall building
Maybe they have been dropped of tall building so many times they go nuts.
Q: Why is Greedo... wait a sec... *shoots Greedo* Yeah, why does this floppy keep beating me at Backgammon?
A: Cause your playing monopoly
Q:What do you call a fly without wings?
a: a waste of millions of years of evolution
q: what's under the table?
A: an interesting variety of womens shoes,(about 10 pair) all size 8 and seem to be fasionable for a women in her 20's.
Q: why are there so many womens shoes under my table?!
A. cause you like to wear them.
Q. why is that?
A: i guess i have a fetish?!
Q: WHY DID ST. Joes Lose yesterday? :(
A: Because there were too many pairs of shoes under the table
Q: My table is made of oak! What is your house made of?
A. alumminum cans.
Q. would it be wise of me to glue the cans together?
A: Not if your planning on sailing to bermuda
Q: How did he get away with it?
A: The glove didnt fit
Q: what is plasteel?
A. a metobolic combination of plaster and chicken wire.
Q. what is durasteel?
A: durasteel is what u get when you combine steel and dura
Q: does jabba the hutt have breast implants?
:laughing:
no, they're natural
Q:Why cant I drink paint?
A:Because unless you'd like a painted stomach and a funny taste in your mouth, than you probably wouldn't want to!
Q: Does my Boat look too much like my boat, and if so, does it have a name? and does it have its own pet rock? if so how old is it?
((lotsa ?'ss!! lol pet rock still!!))
A: You don't have a boat.
Q: Why aren't dice 30-sided?
A: because jabba the hutt would lose it in his massive 'natural' breasts !!!
Q: What is a jawa's favourite game console and why?
:jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa
Gamejawa Notsoadvance
Q: Why did Pakistanis transform into dopes and have lost the cricket match against India? (HURRAY! HURRAY!)
A: huh?sorry i diddnt catch that! i fart in your general direction!
Q: why do i fart in his general direction?
A: cuz u forgot to bring your ass with you
Q: Why aren't penguins blue?
A: coz linux made them that way.
Q: why does toast always land butter side down?
A: i think that the butter ionizes the bread particles, raising their mass! or because it just flips. either one. maybe.
Q: why does this thread eep lozing steam, getting considerably less funny?
((GET FUNNY AND STUFF GUYS!!!!))
A: Because I just barfed up my supper.
Q: I oughta slap you with a wet mackerel! Why should I?
A. because he doubts the power and hilarity of the stupid question/answer thread!
Q. who is the last zion?
A:not bethany... must be zolof the rock and roll destroyer
Q: You know hte part where yanky doodle sticks the feather in his hat and calls it macaroni, is he talking about his hat, or the feather?
A: It's obvious. The feather.
Q: If I am me, then who are you?
A: im the second from the left on the third entrace to the ancient realm qugalulu'asdangarang
Q: Is it possible that Yoda is a weird, mutated species of Rodian?
a: the same way greedo could be a jedi master
q: 800 years is a long time. What else is long?
A. The 1 item or less line at the doller store.
Q. who goes to the 1 item or less line at the doller store? why?:rolleyes:
a: 1 item or less?
q: So some people just wait in a queue with nothing to buy?
that really is the stupidest thing i've heard on this thread:)
I agree, but hey! its funny! ((I think... hmm, I also think that my fish floppin around on the floor is funny too....hmm....))
A:because they have no real reason for life.
Q:Why is it that my leg is smashing the moderator Lynk Former in the face?
((And if i get banned for doing stuff, well I'll just make another profile. but I'm not gonna do it till i'm banned!))
A. it may be from the fact that you are a violent person.
Q. what does the fish flopping on the floor think about?
*cough* Link is coming, beware:rolleyes: :D *cough*
A:It thinks about Spongebob. ;)
Q:Who lives in a large intercontinental ballistic missile laser launcher bazooka homing missile propeller making grenade deflecting smilie 'sploding missile silo under the sea?
A: ME!!!!!!!
Q: Wait a minute.......me? Why me? *drowns.*
A. well, since you drowned its no longer you.
Q. could it be that the flying chickens have finally learned how to swim?
A: No, they've just learned to fly!!!
Q: why is it that I could care less what Link does?
((Chx this out!
http://www.picpix.com/brad/pic/003zb7dp/g218)
I might send it to lynk in a PM, who thinks I should?????))
A:Because you're careless.
Q:What is a computer?
A. a com----pu------ter? what? Oh that box that talks to me all night long. O.K. yeah, well it does talk... i think... or i'm talkin to myself.
Q. do computer's talk to you, or are you talking to yourself?
A:I hold good conversations with my computer. "Hey computer, what's happening?" *Pets Computer* *DVD Drive Closes* "AAAHHH!!!! IT BIT ME!!!!"
Q:How many paint chips can a paint chip eater eat if a paint chip eater eats paint chips?
A. i ate 200 before i passed out. how many you can eat has to do with your body, kinda like alchohol. but at least i tried.:D
Q. where can you find the best paint chips?
A: On the side of your house......and at the local grocery store!!!!! :D
Q: Is there any one who can beat me in a traditional Lucas Forums RPG battle? (Yes, I really mean it. I'm looking for a challenge! :cool: )