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Ask Stupid Question, Get Stupid Answer

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 Sabretooth
03-11-2004, 4:23 AM
#51
do you have a brain in the first place?

Q: Why is Greedo running like a maniac in the Cantina?
 DarksideDjembe
03-11-2004, 1:46 PM
#52
A: Cause he has ants in his pants

Q: Who put the ram in the Ram-a-Lama ding dong?
 Sivy
03-11-2004, 1:55 PM
#53
A) Dell

Q) if everyone in the world jumped at the same time how many would be wearing boots?
 Glaive v.1
03-11-2004, 6:32 PM
#54
A: multiply the number by 64 then divide by 4 using the sqaure rootof 4.555555679373, i think that should give you the answer :D

Q: is the matrix real? plez say i may jump off a rof if it's not
 topshot
03-11-2004, 9:36 PM
#55
A: Of course it's real! I invented it! :D

Q: Did I?
 the_lord_Revan
03-12-2004, 12:28 AM
#56
A:no of course not!
Q: who did invent the Matrix, and how old is his pet rock by now!?!?
 dark jedi 8
03-12-2004, 1:45 AM
#57
A. the great and almighty yoda did, and his pet rock is around 5 million years old.
Q. for a million dollers would you kill youself?
 Sabretooth
03-12-2004, 3:45 AM
#58
why would I need a million dollers?

Q: Why is Greedo still running like a maniac in the cantina?
 Glaive v.1
03-12-2004, 6:34 AM
#59
A: because i cut his head off and he's like chicken, ha ha :D

Q: why are some people so retarded i want to throw themoff a tall building
 Sabretooth
03-12-2004, 8:13 AM
#60
Maybe they have been dropped of tall building so many times they go nuts.

Q: Why is Greedo... wait a sec... *shoots Greedo* Yeah, why does this floppy keep beating me at Backgammon?
 DarksideDjembe
03-12-2004, 2:03 PM
#61
A: Cause your playing monopoly

Q:What do you call a fly without wings?
 Codja X
03-12-2004, 5:32 PM
#62
a: a waste of millions of years of evolution

q: what's under the table?
 DarksideDjembe
03-12-2004, 5:59 PM
#63
A: an interesting variety of womens shoes,(about 10 pair) all size 8 and seem to be fasionable for a women in her 20's.

Q: why are there so many womens shoes under my table?!
 dark jedi 8
03-12-2004, 6:28 PM
#64
A. cause you like to wear them.
Q. why is that?
 DarksideDjembe
03-12-2004, 6:41 PM
#65
A: i guess i have a fetish?!

Q: WHY DID ST. Joes Lose yesterday? :(
 Codja X
03-12-2004, 6:44 PM
#66
A: Because there were too many pairs of shoes under the table

Q: My table is made of oak! What is your house made of?
 dark jedi 8
03-12-2004, 6:47 PM
#67
A. alumminum cans.
Q. would it be wise of me to glue the cans together?
 Codja X
03-12-2004, 6:54 PM
#68
A: Not if your planning on sailing to bermuda

Q: How did he get away with it?
 DarksideDjembe
03-12-2004, 7:29 PM
#69
A: The glove didnt fit

Q: what is plasteel?
 dark jedi 8
03-12-2004, 7:40 PM
#70
A. a metobolic combination of plaster and chicken wire.
Q. what is durasteel?
 2cool1(Aust)
03-12-2004, 8:14 PM
#71
A: durasteel is what u get when you combine steel and dura

Q: does jabba the hutt have breast implants?


:laughing:
 Snafu7
03-12-2004, 9:27 PM
#72
no, they're natural

Q:Why cant I drink paint?
 the_lord_Revan
03-12-2004, 10:58 PM
#73
A:Because unless you'd like a painted stomach and a funny taste in your mouth, than you probably wouldn't want to!
Q: Does my Boat look too much like my boat, and if so, does it have a name? and does it have its own pet rock? if so how old is it?

((lotsa ?'ss!! lol pet rock still!!))
 Sabretooth
03-13-2004, 3:41 AM
#74
A: You don't have a boat.
Q: Why aren't dice 30-sided?
 2cool1(Aust)
03-13-2004, 9:24 AM
#75
A: because jabba the hutt would lose it in his massive 'natural' breasts !!!

Q: What is a jawa's favourite game console and why?

:jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa
 Sabretooth
03-13-2004, 11:35 AM
#76
Gamejawa Notsoadvance

Q: Why did Pakistanis transform into dopes and have lost the cricket match against India? (HURRAY! HURRAY!)
 the_lord_Revan
03-13-2004, 1:20 PM
#77
A: huh?sorry i diddnt catch that! i fart in your general direction!
Q: why do i fart in his general direction?
 Sabretooth
03-15-2004, 4:14 AM
#78
A: cuz u forgot to bring your ass with you

Q: Why aren't penguins blue?
 Glaive v.1
03-15-2004, 6:54 AM
#79
A: coz linux made them that way.

Q: why does toast always land butter side down?
 the_lord_Revan
03-15-2004, 11:42 PM
#80
A: i think that the butter ionizes the bread particles, raising their mass! or because it just flips. either one. maybe.
Q: why does this thread eep lozing steam, getting considerably less funny?

((GET FUNNY AND STUFF GUYS!!!!))
 topshot
03-15-2004, 11:48 PM
#81
A: Because I just barfed up my supper.

Q: I oughta slap you with a wet mackerel! Why should I?
 dark jedi 8
03-17-2004, 12:24 AM
#82
A. because he doubts the power and hilarity of the stupid question/answer thread!
Q. who is the last zion?
 DarksideDjembe
03-17-2004, 12:41 AM
#83
A:not bethany... must be zolof the rock and roll destroyer

Q: You know hte part where yanky doodle sticks the feather in his hat and calls it macaroni, is he talking about his hat, or the feather?
 topshot
03-17-2004, 2:21 AM
#84
A: It's obvious. The feather.

Q: If I am me, then who are you?
 Glaive v.1
03-17-2004, 6:49 AM
#85
A: im the second from the left on the third entrace to the ancient realm qugalulu'asdangarang
 Sabretooth
03-17-2004, 8:23 AM
#86
Q: Is it possible that Yoda is a weird, mutated species of Rodian?
 Codja X
03-17-2004, 7:43 PM
#87
a: the same way greedo could be a jedi master

q: 800 years is a long time. What else is long?
 dark jedi 8
03-17-2004, 9:43 PM
#88
A. The 1 item or less line at the doller store.
Q. who goes to the 1 item or less line at the doller store? why?:rolleyes:
 Codja X
03-17-2004, 9:52 PM
#89
a: 1 item or less?

q: So some people just wait in a queue with nothing to buy?

that really is the stupidest thing i've heard on this thread:)
 the_lord_Revan
03-17-2004, 10:58 PM
#90
I agree, but hey! its funny! ((I think... hmm, I also think that my fish floppin around on the floor is funny too....hmm....))

A:because they have no real reason for life.

Q:Why is it that my leg is smashing the moderator Lynk Former in the face?

((And if i get banned for doing stuff, well I'll just make another profile. but I'm not gonna do it till i'm banned!))
 dark jedi 8
03-17-2004, 11:01 PM
#91
A. it may be from the fact that you are a violent person.
Q. what does the fish flopping on the floor think about?

*cough* Link is coming, beware:rolleyes: :D *cough*
 _PerfectAgent_
03-17-2004, 11:45 PM
#92
A:It thinks about Spongebob. ;)
Q:Who lives in a large intercontinental ballistic missile laser launcher bazooka homing missile propeller making grenade deflecting smilie 'sploding missile silo under the sea?
 topshot
03-18-2004, 2:04 AM
#93
A: ME!!!!!!!

Q: Wait a minute.......me? Why me? *drowns.*
 dark jedi 8
03-18-2004, 7:54 PM
#94
A. well, since you drowned its no longer you.
Q. could it be that the flying chickens have finally learned how to swim?
 the_lord_Revan
03-18-2004, 8:47 PM
#95
A: No, they've just learned to fly!!!
Q: why is it that I could care less what Link does?


((Chx this out! http://www.picpix.com/brad/pic/003zb7dp/g218)
I might send it to lynk in a PM, who thinks I should?????))
 _PerfectAgent_
03-18-2004, 9:25 PM
#96
A:Because you're careless.
Q:What is a computer?
 dark jedi 8
03-18-2004, 10:17 PM
#97
A. a com----pu------ter? what? Oh that box that talks to me all night long. O.K. yeah, well it does talk... i think... or i'm talkin to myself.
Q. do computer's talk to you, or are you talking to yourself?
 _PerfectAgent_
03-18-2004, 10:32 PM
#98
A:I hold good conversations with my computer. "Hey computer, what's happening?" *Pets Computer* *DVD Drive Closes* "AAAHHH!!!! IT BIT ME!!!!"

Q:How many paint chips can a paint chip eater eat if a paint chip eater eats paint chips?
 dark jedi 8
03-18-2004, 11:38 PM
#99
A. i ate 200 before i passed out. how many you can eat has to do with your body, kinda like alchohol. but at least i tried.:D
Q. where can you find the best paint chips?
 topshot
03-18-2004, 11:52 PM
#100
A: On the side of your house......and at the local grocery store!!!!! :D

Q: Is there any one who can beat me in a traditional Lucas Forums RPG battle? (Yes, I really mean it. I'm looking for a challenge! :cool: )
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