An RPG in the Mos Eisley cantina.
You pick a character, state name, race,
occupation, and what they are carring(Up to 5 itmes). No force powers.
Only 1 character per person. I hope someone's the barkeep.
State who you're replying to in brackets. Try to keep in character.
Deac Starkiller. Human. Rebel Agent. Carrying
Blastech E-11 rifle, Key to ship, data reader, 300 credits.
Rollo Mosari. Duros. Merchant/mechanic. Carrying
Blastech DL-45 MilSpec (concealed under workvest, Comlink, Datapad, Universal Spanner, 600 credits.
*walks over to the bar, and orders a tattoine sunrise*
[to Wheler(sp?)] Thanks... 2 Hyper Drive Coolent flushes, and 1 Engine overhaul makes Rollo have a PooDoo day *hands over 5 creds for the drink*
Walks to Mosari.
Says, "Hey Mosari, it's quiet today."
"How's things?"
[to deac] i like it quite... give me a few more minutes and i will be pleasantly "fuzzy"
[To Mosari]
Are you sure that's safe? Those things could give you a premanent hangover. Specialy that funny looking green stuff he just put in. Want me to scan it?
[to deac] Do you want to question Whelers Mixology skills? That "green thing" there is a barnaba mist leaf. I am the one that gave him his supply, when i was ... um... traveling in the Elrood Sector
[To Mosari]
And why were you in the Elrood sector? And I think WUHER(NOT WEHLER!!!) is trying to poision us. I'm not drinking my arsenic surprise. It contains cyanide.(That's the surprise!)
[to Deac] sorry, im a bit drunk now.
[to WUHER] Did you do anything differant with this one?
[WUHER] nope, just your normal blend for a sunrise
[to deac]Now, about the Elrood sector... *feels a bit uneasy* um... well i was doing some Free trading in the sector for a while
*Struts in bar*
Tevin "Shark" Modak. Verpin. Carrying Lots of Money-hence the name Shark (Card). New Republic Escort Service Retiree.
*Meets a former High Command Member*
[to Rollo "Gremlin" Mosari] hey bud, long time no see. How are things? Don't lie to the poor man...we weren't "free trading." I was there! Anyways, how's FUBAR, and your Dragon Ship?
[to deac] Sorry about this madened-drunk man. He hasn't been the same in months. Its ok tho. Funny, me and Rollo decided to drop in at the same time. Anyways, where you from?
*Storms into bar escorted by 5 stormtroopers*
Captain Bryd Crevill. Human. Imperial officer in charge of prison. Carrying: standard issue Imperial stormtrooper rifle, comm-link, 1,000 credits, "wanted" sign of Deac Starkiller, binders (hand-cuffs)
[to DEAC] Starkiller! Of course we'd find you in a cantina. You're wanted for consorting with the enemy. *Holds up wanted sign.* You'll regret that you work for the Rebellion!
*Covered by stormtroopers, walks over to Deac and puts binders on him*
[to Comm-link] M'lord, we've found him.
[to the others] *Smirks* I hope none of you OTHERS are one of them.
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[to shark] *mutters thru gritted teeth* shut UP
*puts hand in vest, and pulls it out, empty*
[to Captain Bryd] Just a paying customer, sir. May i ask what this Mr. Starkiller did besides covorting with those rebel scum?
[to Head Stormtrooper] Bring him out to the ship. I'll be there in a moment.
[to MOSARI] He's sabotaged just about every piece of equipment we own, stolen prisoners out of our cells, spyed on us, and has done just about every other known crime possible. If YOU would like to ACCOMPANY him out as well. . .
[to Captain Bryd] What did I do? I am just a concerned citizan of the Empire.
*pulls out blaster and points it at bryds head, Shark, and several Bar patrons including WUHER, are point blasters*
[to byrd]Now, i suggest you tell your goons to leave this place, and join me for a nice drink. You will notice I allready took the safty off this blaster. And am not afraid to use it.
[to shark]Contact Fubar, and detain that trooper so Deac can join us
[to MOSARI] Well, I guess I must comply with you.
[to a Trooper] Bring the prisoner back in here. *Whispering* We'll get him later.
[to Barkeep] Give me the best drink you have.
[to Everyone] Well, I'm bringing your friend back in, and I WILL stay and have a drink. *Regrettingly* I'm sorry to have stirred up trouble.
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[to byrd]See? I Knew you Imperials were nice people with proper motivation.
[to WUHER] Give him the Owners special
*still is hold blaster pointed at Byrd*
[to MOSARI] FUBAR and FireSide are on the way. Stromtroopers detained.
[to Deac] Good job man. Sabotage, Sabotage!
[to Stormtroopers] Haha.
Walks over to Byrd. Punches him.
[TO EVERYONE] Thanks guys, I was totally day dreaming till that slug head showed up.
[To Byrd]
Nobody EVER CATHCES STARKILLER. Ever. You can take that wanted notice and shove it down your throat!
[Points gun at Byrd] I hope you don't ever meet my Wookie friend, Myrrrr. He loves pulling arms out of sockets. I that him coming now?
[to Everyone pointing blasters] Well, if you want me to stay and have a drink it would help if you put those blasters away!
*Puts his own blaster away*
[to Stormtroopers] Put your blasters away.
[to WUHER] Well, how much is that "owner's special", anyway? You know what, never mind, Give one to everybody, on me!
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[to byrd] I will point my blaster somewhere else when your Goon's in white leave. And if they don't there is going to be a "white" sale on used armor.
[to Stormtroopers] Wait for me on my ship. I'll be there once I'm finished here.
[Stormtrooper to the CAPT.] Yes, captain Crevill.
[to EVERYONE] Now, about that "owner's special. . .?"
*puts Blaster back into vest*
[to Byrd] I have my poisin handy.. don't need more. You do knwo who the Owner of this place is dont you?
[to MOSARI] Of course I do. Everyone knows WUHER!
[to EVERYONE] Well, pick a table and have a seat while I get everyone a drink!
[to WUHER] Owner's specials all around!
[to Byrd] you slightly mistaken.. Whuher is the head bartender.. the actaully owner is a wookie.. i am too drunk to pronounce her name tho
[to MOSARI] Well, I didn't realize that Wuher wasn't the owner. The only bartender I've ever seen here is Wuher. No matter. They DO have good drinks, though.
[to WUHER] How about those drinks?
[To Byrd]
How long you been trancin' me anyway?
And, who is m'lord. Who else is here you little buckethead?!
[to deac] i think m'lord is a guy that wear's black, and has a athsma problem.. and he has a VERY long leesh
[to DEAC] Actually "M'lord" is Darth Vader. He is second in command to the Emperor, and he is our commanding officer. Nobody else is with me, besides the troopers.
About tracing you, I think we have been looking for you for at least five years. I really didn't want to come down here in the first place, but Lord Vader told me to get you. I wouldn't be surprised now if the prisoners all escaped. I'm the only good prison officer in the Empire.
Never mind talking about this, though. Let's have our drinks now.
[To Byrd] So is that a really long range commlink or is Vader here?
And I'm not drinking. That old "Slip poison into the drink to stun him," or "Get him drunk and capture him" trick won't work on me!
And you won't be getting me later.
Anyone want to here about the time I busted all the inmates out of the maximum security prison he was watching?
[to DEAC] I didn't even touch the drinks (except mine)! And, I just said before that I didn't even WANT to come down and capture you. Oh, and it is a long range com-link that I have.
[to EVERYONE ELSE] Actually, I think the time he's talking about when he busted someone out , I wasn't there. It was when I was on off-time.
[to byrd] SO, since your an Imperail on Tatooine, do you make regualr house calls to jabba? or does he just bribe Imps now with hired thugs?
[to MOSARI] Jabba!? That vile slug? What makes you think we do business with him?
[to byrd]Oh, that is right.. you dont know about that.. silly me *whispers* I herd the Imperial appointed Governer has been paid off by Jabba to look the other way, the whole Imperial Garrison is corrupt. I guess that is pretty common out here on the fringe
[to MOSARI] What don't I know about? I hope none of our men are dealing with that gangster! He hasn't been known to keep HIS end of bargains. If I find out that one of my men are dealing with him, they won't live to regret it! Thank you for letting me know, by the way.
[To Byrd] Why don't you join the Rebellion? the hours and pay are better, AND there's a great dental plan and pension fund!
Can I have that wanted poster? It'd be great to impress the girls.
[To Mosari]
I was once hacking into imp comms (know about that Byrd?)and heard the garrison commander talking with Jabba. Jabba deals illegitimat spice, CO gets a free slave girl.
[to byrd] Oh by the way.. you see taht Davorian in the corner the one with 2 horns and a devilish smile? His latest news is that Jabba is hiring some small time bounty hunters to take out a few Imperials becasue they are crowding into his business. You might want to be carful where you throw your weight around on Tatooine, this isn't cours- i mean "Imperial Center"
[to DEAC] Well! Thanks for telling me! I must stop my men from dealing with that slug!
[to MOSARI] Thanks for the Information. I think I can handle myself though! But it is always good to know who you're dealing with.
*Starts to leave. Flips WUHER 20 creds.*
[to WUHER] Keep the change.
[to EVERYONE] Well, I must stop my men! But I will be back, I guarantee that. It has been "pleasant."
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*waits for byrd to leave*
[to deac] You need to start having a lower profile if you want to survie in toadys world deac.
*Capt. Crevill comes back in.*
[to EVERYONE] You know, it's kind of rude leaving on such short notice! And the men aren't mine. I really don't care. I'm just the jail guard. Why should I take care of a matter that Lord Vader should? It's not my job to stop other Imperials from disobeying orders!
[to byrd] But as an Officer are you suppse to hold the ideal of the Empire and protect them from internal, and External conflicts. Don;t officers usuaklly take some kinda oath?
And if you are trying to fit in, it wont work unless you take off that Uniform, and show me your resignation papers, THEN i will be a bit more friendly
[to MOSARI] You know, you're right I'm going to go reprimand my men, and deal with them in the proper manner for the glory of the empire! Don't worry though, I'll be back.
*Gets up and leaves the Cantina*
[To Mosari]
I do keep a low profile. Except that, ever since I picked up this data reader on Algavor...
B*****r it! That's got a homing sticker peeled on.
(Slaps in on Dannik Jerriko's back without him noticing. Stormtroopers come in)
Stormtroopers: Aha, Starkiller, I know that Dannik Jerriko disguise won't fool us! Beow!(Jerriko falls dead)
[To Mosari] Well I'm glad that vampire's dead.
[to anyone] You know, i am getting sick of these Impys running around like they own the place. Next Imp that comes in I am going to shoot him right between the Eyes. I will just say he was trying to defect, and ended up deficating on himself
[to whuher] Hey, this sunburn is warm, give me a colder one
I do keep a low profile.
I was here because, well, I'm on the run, as you know. I hacked into the Imp holo-net and put up a palpatine sucks poster.
Thats nothing, one of my former 'mates created the largest holoprogection ever sceene. It appeared over Coruscant, with the words "Hey Emporer! Eat this!" then it showed a holoprogection of his ass. There was a mole 20 feet wide in space for a while. It is amazing what people do when they are drunk, and take a bet
Hey, why's everyone looking at me? I didn't do it! Honest!
[to shark] Sure thing "snog the chef", do i really have to get FUBAR over here and show you the Holo?
[To Wuher]Well, I'll have a corellian ale.
[To mosari]So, what do think Byrd's up to?
[to deac]Polishing Vaders boots with his tongue?
reminds me when i was on disiplinary action on Fondor, i only got to use a toothbrush to scrub the hallways
[to Mosari] Um well, FUBAR has had his memory wiped, so I don't think he has the holo, unles it's on one of those handy-dandy holodisks. Then I am fooked. Snog the Chef? Oh no! Not him, I mean me! Doh!
*Points blaster at head*