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Many shirts, another reason why capitalism is flawed. It's pathetic how popular H*R is on my campus. (http://homestarrunner.stores.yahoo.net/tshirts1.html)... [Read More]
Nice work there, CF! You are aware that there is a new Sam & Max game out, right? Check it out if this is a surprise to you. (http://www.telltalegames.com/samandmax/) It's actually pretty good.... [Read More]
It was either statistics or calculus. I think the former is more appropriate for my interest in liberal arts. My stat teacher graduated from West Point and commanded a battalion in Vietnam. I fear him.... [Read More]
This one dumb broad in my statistics class asked one of my friends whether or not Thanksgiving was going to be on Sunday this year. I'm glad I have control over my violent urges.... [Read More]
MORE LIKE YOU DONT DO ANYTHING OH **** WAS THAT TOO REAL FOR YOU? I was thinking either that or HEY **** YOU MY BROTHER DIED LIKE THAT idk which one's funnier though. Survey says...option one! What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Peo... [Read More]
Shut up. Uhh... Mephistopheles. Hehe, somebody should set up Mephiskapheles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephiskapheles), since they aren't very good and all.... [Read More]
I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH. I can't stand it when youngsters these days use "Jew" as a slang word, in noun, adjective, or verb form. Thankfully, "Jewly" hasn't caught and adver... [Read More]
Hey, I've always said that plunging yourself into the depths of another man's rectum is just priming yourself for a plunge into the fiery depths of Hell.... [Read More]
You just might get kicked if your avatar is a goatse. I like how goatse is no longer a proper noun. I bet it's going to become a celebrity fad, like the "Got Milk?" ads. Maybe for a prostate health campaign.... [Read More]