Now you've gone and done it, Jimmy. Cheez is going to have to prove himself now and the body count is going to be staggering.
Luckily he failed the Fort save when I cast Mass Blindness/Deafness on him the other night so he should just swing his Bastard Sword +3 around aimlessly.
stop geeking up the whole damn place
stop geeking up the whole damn place
stop fagging up the whole damn place.
stop fagging up the whole damn place.
(12:46:02 AM) jmac: hey
(12:46:03 AM) jmac: hey
(12:46:03 AM) jmac: hey
(12:46:18 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: who the **** r u
(12:46:31 AM) jmac: a reliable source told me you're gay
(12:47:06 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: well with a name like jmac i would think the same about urself
(12:47:17 AM) jmac: look
(12:47:21 AM) jmac: it's 2006
(12:47:30 AM) jmac: you don't have to be ashamed
(12:47:50 AM) jmac: gays have rights now too
(12:48:21 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: do u think ur funny or something?
(12:48:25 AM) jmac: no
(12:48:29 AM) jmac: im just saying
(12:48:37 AM) jmac: dont do this to yourself
(12:48:53 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: yeah ur a dick u obviously know im not gay so **** off
(12:48:58 AM) jmac: holding your feelings inside will eat you up from the inside
(12:49:13 AM) jmac: your life will end up in shambles
(12:49:18 AM) jmac: you'll end up
(12:49:21 AM) jmac: ...
(12:49:31 AM) jmac: sitting behind a dumpster
(12:49:40 AM) jmac: giving handjobs for a fix
(12:49:54 AM) jmac: RELEASE YOUR EMOTIONS
(12:50:02 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: ur ****ed up up beyond ur moms pussy
(12:50:04 AM) jmac: OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES
(12:50:11 AM) jmac: im a test tube baby
(12:50:11 AM) cheez's wannabe gay lover: Unable to send message: Not logged in
olololol
Think you really hit a nerve with that one, Jmac. Good work.
Think you really hit a nerve with that one, Jmac. Good work.
He hasn't been on since so yeah prolly.
I'm kinda sad because he isn't you know on for me to talk to and get called fag by.
My friend got the chance to get on to this guy's msn. He took it and told the other dude that he had lost one of his testicles in a tragic cricket ball accident. It was funny because, the other dude beleived him.
An incident like that happened to me just a few weeks ago.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I acually lol'd.
well i have a story to tell.
one time i was driving along on the interstate, going into...THE CITY. aka chicago.
and then these gangstaz slam into the side of my car and pull me out. they're holding me at gunpoint and sh!t and then like out of nowhere this pigeon comes and just starts crapping all over them.
so they're shielding their eyes and i take the opportunity to run. on the way, i check inside their car and see tons of drugs. TONS of them.
i take the drugs and get back in my now-decimated vehicle, thinking "eh what the hell i'll sell them to someone at my skool l8er". yes i spelled the words like that during my thought process.
then the popo pull me over as i'm going down bryn mawr and i'm like dayyyyumm nukka and then they're like "you know your taillights are out" and i just said "no shytte dawg" and they were like "do we look like we give a fvck because we dont" so then i drove off and went home and then the local popo pull me over. and then they're like you have drugs and i was like well duh and then they took the drugs and sent me to jail.
well eventually i got someone to post my bail and then we stole the money back later through a long con and now i'm on the lam and wanted in 69 states.
what can i say, i have a crazy life.
that's why i spend time here in rd. takes my mind of the stress.
just thought i'd share with yall. :D <3
See what kind of influence you've had on this community, Cheez? Mole needed a positive rolemodel to look up to!
If I had a story, it would be better than both of theirs.
This is my story,
While in Seattle, I was on the space needle, it was so high that I felt high and vomited seafood all over the crowd below. I got kicked out for a month.
The end
This is MY story ...
I woke up and realized that life still continues. That squirrels havn't taken over the world. That I still have to attend that boring art class. That I didn't go lucid. That I'm still too skinny and short. That my cat is still dead. Then I go '...meh...' and life continued. And then I went to bed and everything that was written happens all over again when I wake up.
THE END!
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air
In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
Here's a little story I wrote... It's called 'Avery's crack!fic about her interest!'
There once was a miss named Venetta. She had blue braids and is a superheroooooo!!! she can type in as much CAPSLOCKS! as she wants and her boyfriend has pimp wolverine hair, sweet cooking skillz, and wolverine claws that sprout from his fist and stab crackhead weatherladies with buck teeth and ginormous asses. They live in a city where people are always dying and angst poetry is being published by demonic emo children who blast their crappy Panic! at the Disco music. Venetta kills all the emo kids, and the land is ruled by Queen Ruth and King Nathanal, with the Princes Nate and David and Princess Claire.
i still like mine the best.
You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.)
You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.)
I like the part where the guy gets his daughter to strip for him or something. 'Memba dat? Yeh...yeh dat wuz sum tight **** dawg.
You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.)
My favorite part was when that guy (Either Lot or Joab.. can't remember his name) got totally ****ed over by God over a bet with Satan.
OMG IT'S DARTH_AVE DAY!! ~noisemaker'd~
WEEEEEEEEE!!! Let's all sing together.
PARTICAL MAN! PARTICAL MAN! DOIN' THE THINGS A PARTICAL CAN!
You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.)
I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT FAGS GOING TO HELL. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL STORY ITCHY.
Hey, I've always said that plunging yourself into the depths of another man's rectum is just priming yourself for a plunge into the fiery depths of Hell.
Hey, I've always said that plunging yourself into the depths of another man's rectum is just priming yourself for a plunge into the fiery depths of Hell.
Only if you do it after he's had a really spicy burrito or something.
Geeze Jmac, doesn't the word "felching" mean anything to you?
Geeze Jmac, doesn't the word "felching" mean anything to you?
Clerks was a good movie.
Zomg, how can you support Kevin Smith like that?! He blasphemed against Catholicism!
I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT FAGS GOING TO HELL. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL STORY ITCHY.
I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH.
I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH.
Shut up. FAG.
I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH.
I can't stand it when youngsters these days use "Jew" as a slang word, in noun, adjective, or verb form. Thankfully, "Jewly" hasn't caught and adverbs have thus remained relatively unscathed.
Shut up. FAG.
Shut up, you jew.
I can't stand it when youngsters these days use "Jew" as a slang word, in noun, adjective, or verb form. Thankfully, "Jewly" hasn't caught and adverbs have thus remained relatively unscathed.
Shut up. Uhh... Mephistopheles.
Shut up, you jew.
Hey at least I ain't gay. Like you. OH **** BURNED.
Hey at least I ain't gay. Like you. OH **** BURNED.
HOW DO YOU RECREATE THE HOLOCAUST
STICK A QUARTER IN AN OVEN
Shut up. Uhh... Mephistopheles.
Hehe, somebody should set up Mephiskapheles (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mephiskapheles), since they aren't very good and all.
HOW DO YOU RECREATE THE HOLOCAUST
STICK A QUARTER IN AN OVEN
MORE LIKE YOU DONT DO ANYTHING OH **** WAS THAT TOO REAL FOR YOU?
I was thinking either that or
HEY **** YOU MY BROTHER DIED LIKE THAT
idk which one's funnier though.
MORE LIKE YOU DONT DO ANYTHING OH **** WAS THAT TOO REAL FOR YOU?
I was thinking either that or
HEY **** YOU MY BROTHER DIED LIKE THAT
idk which one's funnier though.
Survey says...option one!
What's the difference between Jews and pizza? People do something right away when a pizza is burned. Yay for the atrocities enabled by apathy and ignorance.
Survey says...option one!
What's the difference between Jews and pizza? People do something right away when a pizza is burned. Yay for the atrocities enabled by apathy and ignorance.
no politickin' itt itchy.
But if I don't stick up for President Bush, who will? I'm not about to let the commies win after all this country has been through!
My favorite part was when that guy (Either Lot or Joab.. can't remember his name) got totally ****ed over by God over a bet with Satan.
Job.
i still like mine the best.
Your story makes me think of that episode of Rob and Big
"Quit tryin' to catch me ridin' dirrrty, coppers."
You guys never cease to creep me out. On another note, Jmac now has the officially most Osakaish avatar of anyone here. And I applaud it.
Your story makes me think of that episode of Rob and Big
"Quit tryin' to catch me ridin' dirrrty, coppers."
i don't watch that show. i saw like 5 minutes once and it was this episode where big is in the pool wearing a jockstrap. and then they make a bet to see if he can jog for 5 minutes straight and he only did 2 minutes.
and then i changed the channel.
now that's a good story. =)
But if I don't stick up for President Bush, who will? I'm not about to let the commies win after all this country has been through!
Just hate Putin, that satisfies everything without making an ass of yourself.
What did I say about politickin?
We need a Political Rants thread, becuz it cheeses Jmac off, and becuz Samnmax is so straightminded about keeping the subject up.
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