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I remember that one time I kept on sucking up to him because I thought he was Steve Carell and that he could get me a walk-on in The Office. No grudges though.... [Read More]
Have you seen a therapist yet, Ichy? A few years back. That didn't...end well. Haha, I should probably be on a whole lot of pills but I'd rather be myself. Myself and nasty. Not somebody else, however jolly. Plagiarism.... [Read More]
Conniving. Con knives. Chili con knives. Now that I think about it, my thoughts almost always go to swords and knives way too quickly to be healthy.... [Read More]
I have soft, feminine features. With the right choice of make-up, dress, and wig, and with a little bit of imagination, I'm sure Milo could make do with me.... [Read More]
I want to thank you all for nominating me as RD's resident sex symbol. I have fairly low standards, so none of you rule anything out just yet. Except for the jailbait, that's a no-go. I'm going to college, not to jail.... [Read More]
One of the perks of getting enlisted is the potential of creating illegitimate children all around the world. Eric, you so better take advantage of this.... [Read More]
Back on topic, I change my theme song to this. Don't watch if people with lightbulbs down their underwears and/or a dude making out with a seventy year old woman offends you. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HD5tnb2RBYg)... [Read More]
Way to groom you parents, Sam! And Itchy, What the heck happened to you avvy? Well I tried photoshopping one testicle green and the other red to get into the holiday spirit, but alack, I failed.... [Read More]
My parents say that my Showers consume any money that could be used for cable. That made me even more vain, from now on I insist that I am treated to Golden Showers only! Poor, naпve Eric. Completely aloof of the risquй double entendre he just mad... [Read More]
HAR HAR HAR. Now bring us the Statue of Many Hands. Dude, first of all, it's idol of many hands. Second, no one in RD has ever played Monkey Island. Does that make it a special in-joke between us?... [Read More]
Who needs television anymore? My dogs so that they feel like people are there while everyone is out so that they don't tear up everything. Lousy separation anxiety.... [Read More]
The funny thing about midgets is they don't even need to get on their knees. I'm sure he means when praying in church, no need for alarm.... [Read More]
Hitting midgets has always been a challenge. I prefer the traditional kicking method, them being much closer to my foot than my fist and all.... [Read More]
I'm a noob, I give up. But if someone wants to earn himself a wookiee life debt, I'd be appreciative if someone *cough* did it for me. No pressure though.... [Read More]