I will be replacing Smon, because I'm honest.

You suck more than me. I win, XP

Thats it. I get to replace Smon as mod. Whe I tell a joke anything like that at least I do it in a PM, right Jmac?

The Aristocrats thread over on the S&M board was a goodun. Hey, you're telling dirty jokes to Jmac and not me?

you guys are werider then before....cool. if feel happy again

Good god Smon. Srsly why post something as sick as that?

*barfs uncontrolably and barfs more from remembering the barf scenes of the joke*

you guys are werider then before....cool. if feel happy again
YAY! Happiness ahoy!

Smon, that joke was just.........ewwww

Smon, that joke was just.........ewwww
Well I thought it was fantastic.

Of course YOU liked it Milo.
You're really creepy that way

Lol, the mod got modded.

WOAH! PARADOXIAL

I wonder if it was Smon who modded it or not... XD

It says it was El Tee.
Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you El Tee!

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you El Tee!
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Back on topic, I change my theme song to this. Don't watch if people with lightbulbs down their underwears and/or a dude making out with a seventy year old woman offends you. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HD5tnb2RBYg)

The Aristocrats thread over on the S&M board was a goodun.
Yeah but that wasn't so... sick ****-ish.

Yeah but that wasn't so... sick ****-ish.

And it probably had a far more appropriate audience.

Honestly, I've never been on any forum as messed up as this place. Even MySpace.

Honestly, I've never been on any forum as messed up as this place. Even MySpace.
I take pride in knowing I was a part of causing it.

... that sure is somethin' eh? Tell it to your grandchildren...

One of the perks of getting enlisted is the potential of creating illegitimate children all around the world. Eric, you so better take advantage of this.

Eric ... Eric Cartman! Eric Cartman is on LFRD! That explains EVERYTHING!

One of the perks of getting enlisted is the potential of creating illegitimate children all around the world. Eric, you so better take advantage of this.
It'd be great to be the one kid in the family who didn't get an (I'm forbidden to tell my Grandma that one doesn't simply get the chance to quit the Army, I'm rather surprised that she hasn't put 2 and 2 together) Article 15.

Mayhem please, Eric Cartman is so not a fascist.

Honestly, I've never been on any forum as messed up as this place. Even MySpace.
...I'm debating whether to PM you with a link from jmac or not. I hope I still have it.

MILO DO NOT BETRAY MY TRUST.

I want to be PMed!

Mashi forums is pretty screwed up. The RPG is the most random thing I've ever participated in. I mean...

-Entering Bonus Stage:Episode 50 and saving Joel from Evil/
-My character marrying Samuel Corriander, who's way older.
-David Fischer/House shippyness.
-Marcel and Elia chillin at my dead neighbor's house.
-Al Gore
-House t-shirts and exploding malls
-Raz and Lili bathing together.
-Breaking into Target
-Rocking out live to TMBG, who played on the ruins on my destroyed house.
-Mandy breaking my window/wall
-Getting arrested in Istanbul
-All the hookups. Like Carl/Mel, Ave/Corr, and Mashi/Chris
-Wilson being emo
-The superbestfriends working at wal-mart.
-The RPG awards.
AND MANY MORE!!

Her forums suck.

You just never participated in the RPGs

She has forums?

Yes, but you're not invited. You have to know how to get there to get there.

More like http://forums.mashiankrekku.net/)

i.

have found.

the best video.

EVER.

on youtube.

if you've never seen it before...

the power of kelly compels you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnn51C3X_w)

Granted, I've seen that shoes video before, and it's awesome, but totally no competition against any given ditty from Rocky Horror Picture Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbB4_dK5JhE).

My actual theme song. Well, when I'm mascoting that is. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRF097pcrbo)

Born to Run=Gayest basketball fight song ever.

i.

have found.

the best video.

EVER.

on youtube.

if you've never seen it before...

the power of kelly compels you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnn51C3X_w)
I distinctly heard "those shoes are over nine thousand".

I distinctly heard "those shoes are over nine thousand".
Itchy and I talked bad about you last night.

the power of kelly compels you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnn51C3X_w)
OMG, funny. So Quoteable

"These shoes are 300 f*cking dollars. LET'S GET EM!"

"There shoes are mine, betch."

"I think you have too many shoes." "SHUT UP!"

by far my favorite...

"uhmmm, this style runs small...
i don't think you're gonna fit.
i mean, your feet are...
KINDA BIG."

and i love the looks on her friends' faces when she's like "oh." haha

oh kelly

"text message breakup" isn't too bad either. and the cunningham muffins are creepy as hell.

"uhmmm, this style runs small...
i don't think you're gonna fit.
i mean, your feet are...
KINDA BIG."
"Oh. And by the way, betch. F*CK YOU!"

I love the way she says bitch.

I went to payless today and I was singing that. My mom was looking at me funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnPUVt80Cfw&mode=related&search=)

OMG new song. If you ever called me by my real name COUGHABIGAILCOUGH I'd do this to u.

btw it sounds a lot better on the cd. not countryish

Voltaire is Doc Hammer's (co-writer, editor, voice actor for Venture Bros.) archenemy.

http://astrobasego.com/graphics/pics/dragoncon_pics/arching_1.jpg)

My theme song is in LATIN BITCHES! Top that.

I have a new theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-_VVF1GgL0)

All American Rejects rock.

Ohhhhh, I've loved that song since it came out!!!!!!!

But Voltaires better.

My themesong would be - Lady Soverign, 'Random'

I have a new theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-_VVF1GgL0)

All American Rejects rock.
Wow emo. Next thing we know.

"OMG, have you heard MCR's new album??? It's, like, SO TRUE TO ME! ~cutcutcut~"

That made me R0TFLOL!

That made me R0TFLOL!
You know what wll really make you ROFTLOL?

POLKARAMA! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCAt9WcCFbM)

Wow emo. Next thing we know.

"OMG, have you heard MCR's new album??? It's, like, SO TRUE TO ME! ~cutcutcut~"
Nah. If it was emo it would be about crying after someone broke up with the singer.

Instead it is about the singer breaking up with someone.