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God, do you people not know how to Google search "Russian Mail Order Bride" (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Russian+mail+order+bride&btnG=Google+Search)? Those women are readily available for purchase, go out and get them!... [Read More]
Smelting always makes me think of Goldmember and that wasn't a very good movie. And it's never a good idea to underestimate Eric's intelligence, he reads books after all.... [Read More]
I have no regrets, except for the times when I wake up at night and it looks like Boba Fett's about to kill me. It's nineteen inches tall and oh so cool.... [Read More]
Get your sister to dress up like The Bride from Kill Bill and then have a (pseudo-)wedding massacre! It'll be memorable. And Samuel L. Jackson would be on the piano.... [Read More]
You're going into high school and you expect to have a relationship that isn't complete bull****? Aw, just try to have fun, Ave. Safe fun.... [Read More]
I knew a Cornelius in high school. He was the most socially awkward kid in school (more so than even me). And his middle name's Marion! He dated the school's most socially awkward girl and they were so gross together.... [Read More]
Suicide guy was a Texan! (http://www.nypost.com/seven/07182007/tv/dateline_sued_in_sex_sting_suicide_tv_cynthia_r__f agen.htm) I'd just like to let ya'll know that not all of us from the Lone Star State are pedophiles.... [Read More]
Benadryl actually makes me unable to sleep. Figured that out after years of my parents using it to try to make me drowsy. Good times. And I wholeheartedly believe that this is the best way to clean a cat. (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1738258)... [Read More]
you get used to them *shrugs* Or you follow my example and get allergy shots for approximately seven years! Allergic to cats and dogs, but have had them in my house my whole life. Too dern lovable they are.... [Read More]
Who let this man into my office?! I haven't had a fan club since junior high, I think it's high time for a resurgence! And I'm not partial about my brand of tacos.... [Read More]