My grandparents have had the tradition of naming every cat they've ever owned: Gatito/Gatita or Kittytos/Kittytas. Only they can uphold the tradition.
I've come up with:
- Anthrax
- Influenza
- Malaria
- Rabies
How cuuuuuuuuuuute!
Cat for first name
Last names: Apult, Aract, Astrophe, Agious, Amoran, Mandoo, Alina, With-Nine-Tails
I'm likin':
Cat Apult
Cat Aract
Cat Mandoo
Anthrax is pimpin'.
Choose it.
What happened to Tequila huh Mayhem?You know its an awesome name...picture yourself at 6 in the morning yelling at the top of your lungs for all to hear "TEQUILAAAAAA were are you?" or"Come here Tequila" better yet "I lost my Tequila oh god I can't live without Tequila in my life!" people can even say stuff like "Poor Mayhem she lost her Tequila yesterday"...you'll sound like an awesome drunk
What about Cheshire Cat?
or Noodlez, Noodlez is a cool name.
OMG What about Smithers? Than you can be all 'Come Smithers' and it can be all 'meow' and you'd dwindle your fingers and say 'Excellent'.
(* = serious consideration)
And I have:
Jinx
Chewbacca
Tequila*
Chica*
Samba
Cookie
Voodoo*
Hex
Taboo
Anthrax*
Malaria
Influenza*
Ultracat
Thundercat*
Catsby*
Travolta*
Brandy
Margarita
Sputnik
Voltron
Mashi
Mayhem
Muse
Smithers*
Jinx? Get a mouse and name it Pikachu. Hell, go for a full set of Pokie-Mans. Chica is alright, but how about Chiquita?
What about Vache (French for 'cow'), Cochon (French for 'pig'), or Cochon-Dinde (literally 'Turkey-Pig', actually means Guinea Pig)? French ist die bon por chatitos.
If I got a cat, I'd name it Either Leslie, Ira, Feist, or SexyCat
SexyCat
If I knew your name when you named a cat that I'd call the PETA within the hour. Maybe later, if I'm lazy. Or never, if the cat is ugly.
Or you could name it Alley.
OR NOT!
How about some different ones.
Goober
Neogato/a
Jorr
Psyche
QQ ["queue queue"]
John the Blond
Azazel
Taz
Werecat
lolcat
Blimey
Ferdinand
Ceres
Selene [sel-e-nay]
Lozenstrapp
Enigcatic
Franz
lolcat and werecat and fanfriggintabulous.
You have heard of the lolcat, right?
lolcats are amazing. I love I Can has Cheezburger.
lolcat = feline grimreaper
Mono Sodium Glutacat
Fu Man Chu
Aspirin
Bunion
Integral (yay, Hellsing!)
Tampon ("I've lost my Tampon!")
Optimus Prime ("OPTIMUS PRIME! COME DOWN OFF THAT TREE!")
name it kenny!!!
and if the neighbor happens to hit it with his truck....
'OMG YOU KILLED KENNY!'
Tampon ("I've lost my Tampon!")
That's just begging people to ask "Have you checked your fanny?"
Oh, name the kitty Milkshakes! Sure one of you punk kids is a Billy and Mandy fan.
My li'l sis has been pushing for Milkshakes - it's not a bad name really.
Name it 'MASTER CAT!'
all in caps, yeah, with the exclamiation point, too. MASTER CAT! is an amazing name.
Name it ummm......uhh....eh I got nothing.....I almost forgot I'm getting a kitten next week,yay!
Wait -what??? From who? Hook me up so I can get a kitty too. You know how new mommies band together and form leftist clubs? We can be like that too, but with saccharin kittens instead of demanding human children.
My li'l sis has been pushing for Milkshakes - it's not a bad name really
If she watches The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, I should tell you that that cat dies/gets maimed every episode it is in.
But it always comes back. That's a good kitty in my book, Byakko.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Milkshakes.jpg)
Awww what a cute wittle kitty
It is having a bad hair day, at least that is my opinion. I say we put it in the shower.
I tried to take my kitty a shower once..he was terrified and he bear huged my neck and I learned that cats have good grip once they're lached on to something....I have not tried to give him a shower since.
Tabby, swing by monday and gimme the kitty - mkay?
And is that why you cat smells? If you haven't noticed, you should plunge your nose into that cat's fuzzy stomach so maybe you can understand.
I tried to take my kitty a shower once..he was terrified and he bear huged my neck and I learned that cats have good grip once they're lached on to something....I have not tried to give him a shower since.
That's why I don't like cats.
You can just spray the cat with body-mist or after-shave or sumthin'.
Well I am allergic to them too.
you get used to them *shrugs*
I once decided to deceive my kitty into getting a bath, lol
afterwards, my whole face and arms were full of slashes
you get used to them *shrugs*
Or you follow my example and get allergy shots for approximately seven years! Allergic to cats and dogs, but have had them in my house my whole life. Too dern lovable they are.
Yes, let Itchy be your role-model. And there are antihistamine tablets you can pop too.
Yeah itchy you should just swig Benadryl all day.
It honestly doesn't do much to you. Unless you're really 'frail', Benadryl wont even make you the least bit drowsy.
Benadryl actually makes me unable to sleep. Figured that out after years of my parents using it to try to make me drowsy. Good times.
And I wholeheartedly believe that this is the best way to clean a cat. (
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1738258)