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 DarthAve
08-03-2007, 4:44 PM
#51
In out American Revolution role play in Social Studies, this one kids name was Cornelious Van Renslar.

Mine was Morgan Miller, D:. But I was an important person in the CSA during the Civil War thing, James St. Julian Longstreet. Google James Longstreet, somthing will come up.

That's why hooking up with Mike would have made since, he was Robert E. Lee. It'd make total since! Remenising on him makes me want to cry still, because I still love him. D:
 DarthAve
08-04-2007, 12:32 PM
#52
If you talking about killing his family, that's mean.

Secondly, I can never go out with him, or anyone else for that matter. I told him we should forget it and be just friends. Which means I can't ask him out again, and as long as I'm still into him and other relationship is gonna be compleat bullsh*t because the feelings arn't mutual.
 itchythesamurai
08-04-2007, 3:00 PM
#53
You're going into high school and you expect to have a relationship that isn't complete bull****? Aw, just try to have fun, Ave. Safe fun.
 itchythesamurai
08-05-2007, 10:20 PM
#54
With women just being friends is never possible.

Unless it's the Internetz! Amen.
 itchythesamurai
08-06-2007, 2:04 PM
#55
No way, Reclaimer is all woman. And she even looks like Kiera Knightley!
 JoeDoe 2.0
08-06-2007, 2:12 PM
#56
I was gonna go with Bow Chicka Wow Wow

ITS BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!!!!!
 DarthAve
08-06-2007, 4:21 PM
#57
You're going into high school and you expect to have a relationship that isn't complete bull****? Aw, just try to have fun, Ave. Safe fun.
I can't have fun when I'm depressed. God, he made me emo. DD: I mean, I'm listening to MCR, not because it's good, but because it makes sence to me! Just shoot me. now. plzkthx.

~seclusion~
 Miss_Mayhem
08-06-2007, 8:08 PM
#58
Does anyone ever truly expect school relationships to be worthwhile? You should get into something to have fun, and maybe get some nice gifts out of. But dont expect something meaningful; it isn't the 50's anymore.
 itchythesamurai
08-07-2007, 2:22 PM
#59
Or the 60s for that matter. Those high school kids in Hairspray all found true love mighty quick.

Yeah, that's right, I saw Hairspray. And I liked it. A lot.
 DarthAve
08-07-2007, 6:38 PM
#60
I'm back! With a decision. After thinking for a while, and getting console from my best friend, I've decided I'm becoming a lesbian!





















Just kidding. I'm never ever ever ever! going to fall in love again. Love is totally useless, I don't need men! I DON'T NEED LOVE! F*CK LOVE, IT CAN SUCK IT! DOWN WITH LOVE, AND UP WITH PERSONAL FREEDOM! I'm a new woman, one that the boys can't tame with committment and relationship! I'M A FREE WOMAN, AND I FEEL GOOD!
 KingCheez
08-07-2007, 7:06 PM
#61
Yeah my friend says it's Maryland the musical, replace white kids with mexicans, just tossin' that out there

EDIT: ave do it with a girl you have that opporotunity because girls are forgiving about experimenting guys are homophobic as hell
 itchythesamurai
08-08-2007, 2:31 AM
#62
Yeah, girls can be with other girls and then go back to guys without ever being considered gay. I don't really understand how that one works, but I've seen it in action.
 DarthAve
08-08-2007, 2:00 PM
#63
Yeah...whatever.
It's true! I've tasted freedom, and it taste like Americone Dream, mixed with Chocoholic Chunk from Handle's. I'm never gonna fall in love again, I'm a Down with Love girl now, and I honestly haven't felt this good in years. It's a new school year, one with a whole new me!
 Poopdogjr
08-08-2007, 8:01 PM
#64
Love is like a lobster. One of those blue elusive lobsters. Sure you see lots of red lobsters, but the blue ones are the ones you really have to care about. People can search their whole lives for that blue lobster.

Like the Gordon's fisherman. He is like a long lost lover searching for what has alluded him for so long. It's an execential representation of his inner Id and ego. With combined superstructures from the sub-vertabrea and the doudendum.

But the blue lobster is the one you want. Because they are from universe A.

I see guys going from guy and guy relationships to girl and guy relationships all the time. Just today, I saw my dad and his "friend" kissing and then later when my step-mom came home he was kissing her. So, its obvious that this stuff happens all the time with everyone everywhere.


Also lesbians are cool.

(I was considering going the serious route here, but what the hell.)
 DarthAve
08-08-2007, 9:45 PM
#65
Love is like a lobster.
Yeah, it pinches you, is often expensive, and you don't need it to survive.

touche.
 Halo_92
08-08-2007, 10:45 PM
#66
Yeah, it pinches you, is often expensive, and you don't need it to survive.

touche.

Alaskian King Crab crab would be a better term?
 Poopdogjr
08-09-2007, 12:18 AM
#67
Ave, I've never known you to be so cynical. Why the change of heart. Also, your spoof there, very nice.

Wouldnt it be cool if those crabs wore like crowns and stuff. Then we could feel even more guilty for eating them.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-09-2007, 2:05 PM
#68
Your lobster analogy made me tear up. It belongs on a Hallmark greeting card, or for it's wisdom to be spread via meme.
 DarthAve
08-09-2007, 8:08 PM
#69
1. Chase, shut the f*ck up or I will start deleting post.
2. Ross, I'm a sadist, what can I say? I fell for someone so hard, rejection just killed me. I seriously had a horrible summer because I couldn't get him off my mind. I know it's drastic, but I don't want to feel unloved again, like he did to me.
3. If King Crabs1 had crowns, they'd be stolen.
 Hallucination
08-09-2007, 10:57 PM
#70
Wouldnt it be cool if those crabs wore like crowns and stuff. Then we could feel even more guilty for eating them.
I have no qualms about gnawing on uncooked human nobility, if it's boiled and made of meat I'll invite friends.
 Reclaimer
08-09-2007, 11:41 PM
#71
1. Chase, shut the f*ck up or I will start deleting post.
2. Ross, I'm a sadist, what can I say? I fell for someone so hard, rejection just killed me. I seriously had a horrible summer because I couldn't get him off my mind. I know it's drastic, but I don't want to feel unloved again, like he did to me.

Someone's feeling emo.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-10-2007, 9:56 PM
#72
lulz ave got dumped into rug munchery
 DarthAve
08-10-2007, 11:17 PM
#73
Can mods do that to posts that aren't really breaking rules? Can they do that and still be a mod? Whatever. I'll ask Rhett about it.:p

But hey, if you really felt the way you did you wouldn't care what I thought and just fluff it off without getting mad about it and threatening to delete posts. SO go ahead, delete posts if you feel you must. It won't change anything.
You know what? **** everyone of you, I quit.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-10-2007, 11:24 PM
#74
Even me ;_;

Ave, eat some ice-cream and indulge yourself in clothes and jewelry you shouldn't otherwise be splurging on. That will make you feel better. And what do you mean by 'I quit'? I dont wanna be a lone modess . . .
 zelda 41
08-10-2007, 11:36 PM
#75
Can mods do that to posts that aren't really breaking rules? Can they do that and still be a mod? Whatever. I'll ask Rhett about it.:p

But hey, if you really felt the way you did you wouldn't care what I thought and just fluff it off without getting mad about it and threatening to delete posts. SO go ahead, delete posts if you feel you must. It won't change anything.
Chase, you bitch, FU*K OFF.

You guys need to leave her alone.

Btw Ave, don't do anything you'll regret later. Trust me, I did, it did NOT end well(I got suspended cause of slamming a locker door in an ex's face).

and as may said, ice cream = comfurt food :)
 Hallucination
08-10-2007, 11:52 PM
#76
>_>
<_<
Mayhem, put in a good word for me. o_Q

Ave, you just let a person on the internet, whose name you don't even know, make you feel upset. Seriously, you're in grade 8. Just turn on some Avril Lavigne and toughen up, Buttercup.
 Poopdogjr
08-10-2007, 11:52 PM
#77
This is a place of kind words people. Kinds words, and stupid silly words. But mean words are a no go. There's so few of us, we should all be able to get along easily enough. We shouldn't just go all pooey and let this place die. We can all get along and just have fun here.


As for killing crabs with crowns I dunno. I still feel bad about it either way. The crown would just be a more in your face way of the crabs telling us we suck.
 Miss_Mayhem
08-10-2007, 11:54 PM
#78
Get a kitten. Name it Dracula. Your mood will drastically improve. And no, I am not kidding. It really does help.
 KingCheez
08-11-2007, 12:21 AM
#79
CHASE WINS
and oh okay talk to you tomorrow k ave
 KingCheez
08-11-2007, 12:23 AM
#80
:cowdance:cowdance:cowdance?

Did you read the part about posting innapropriate material? It isn't just pictures you know - and now you've gone and edited your posts back, that's taboo just about everywhere.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-11-2007, 12:26 AM
#81
ok chase i just made you smod because i am cheez's tech bitch apparently
 itchythesamurai
08-11-2007, 12:35 AM
#82
Aw, I don't think you guys know what it's like being a teenage girl these days! And Ave, the darkness serves to contrast with and thusly enhance the brightness of the light. The suckiness now will just make the likely unsuckiness later seem all the better.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-11-2007, 12:38 AM
#83
hey itchy contrast isnt always good like if i turn up the contrast on my monitor i cant see ****
 Miss_Mayhem
08-11-2007, 12:49 AM
#84
Itchy just summed up a knowledge I could never put to words ...
 itchythesamurai
08-11-2007, 12:57 AM
#85
hey itchy contrast isnt always good like if i turn up the contrast on my monitor i cant see ****

But when you compare that extreme setting of contrast to proper monitor settings, the latter is much better. It's all relative, you cheeky monkey you. I'm Hugh Bliss!
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-11-2007, 12:59 AM
#86
itchy you're supposed to side with me and cheez what the hell


what

the

hell
 Miss_Mayhem
08-11-2007, 1:01 AM
#87
I am your loyal pupil now, Itchy.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-11-2007, 1:06 AM
#88
mayhem you're my student by proxy itchy is still training under me
 itchythesamurai
08-11-2007, 1:07 AM
#89
Yay for a cult following! And I'm so not trying to take sides here, even though I love Cheez and Jmac and am expecting some scintillating fan fictions to follow.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-11-2007, 1:11 AM
#90
itchy she doesn't care about you come back to the me and cheez side
 KingCheez
08-11-2007, 1:19 AM
#91
no itchy you know jmac so she hates you

so its either be friends with jmac and you know have a life

or be friends with someone who just bitches all the time

EDIT:
yours truly: yeah i bet you like $20
yours truly: ave comes back cuz im **** talking her
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-11-2007, 1:21 AM
#92
(01:15:09 AM) cheez: k
(01:15:17 AM) cheez: takin ave off my friends list
(01:15:23 AM) me: burn
(01:18:23 AM) cheez: oh and now mayhem thinks she has to do twice the work since ave is gone
(01:18:26 AM) cheez: there is no work
(01:18:29 AM) cheez: it's moderating rd
(01:18:34 AM) me: yeah
(01:18:37 AM) me: where does she say that
(01:18:48 AM) cheez: when she edited my post
(01:18:50 AM) me: and what work have they done anyway
(01:18:53 AM) me: oh lol
(01:19:06 AM) me: what post
(01:19:34 AM) cheez: the aim chat
(01:19:45 AM) cheez: yeah i bet you like $20
(01:19:49 AM) cheez: ave comes back cuz im **** talking her
(01:20:55 AM) cheez: and deletes my posts or bans me or something
 KingCheez
08-11-2007, 1:22 AM
#93
AVE EVERYONE KNOWS YOURE JUST INVISIBLE JESUS CHRIST
 itchythesamurai
08-11-2007, 1:29 AM
#94
no itchy you know jmac so she hates you

so its either be friends with jmac and you know have a life

or be friends with someone who just bitches all the time


Aw, I'm cute and likable, standard rules don't apply to me. I can be everybody's friend! Unless it's a guy dating my ex, then he automatically hates me.
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-11-2007, 1:34 AM
#95
itchy this is the internet you're either with us or against us
 KingCheez
08-11-2007, 1:37 AM
#96
itchy i dont think you understand

ave hates jmac, jmac is all "lol whatever"

ave hates anything associated with jmac
 Det. Bart Lasiter
08-11-2007, 1:43 AM
#97
more than that she hates my carefree spirit and childish soul
 KingCheez
08-11-2007, 1:46 AM
#98
she probably hates my avatar ave we have proof you're still lurking here just invisible
 itchythesamurai
08-11-2007, 1:48 AM
#99
http://cheerdollz.com/catalog/images/300300withstupid.jpg)

There, I hope everyone is happy now. You've gone and ruined my buzz from health drinks.
 KingCheez
08-11-2007, 2:02 AM
#100
its like the end of evangelion where everybody you knew is clapping for you
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