Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 2:54 PM
#3

How the **** did Ave get grounded I'm a much worse person and yet I get in less trouble?... [Read More]

Posted in: OMG! Happy-Glitter Love and Violence - The Anime!

10-15-2006, 1:28 AM
#20

Now Bill at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free and he's quick with a joke, or to light up your smoke but theres someplace that he'd rather be!... [Read More]

Posted in: Sam and Max MySpace!

Samnmax221

10-13-2006, 11:23 AM
#20

Well we didn't end up having school today so boo to you, boo to you, boo to you. Some D-Bag called in a bomb threat right before school so we all got evacuated. Oh yah, theres a inch of ****ing snow on the ground and we had freezing rain last night.... [Read More]

Posted in: Clean Cup

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 2:06 AM
#104

*Speaks in tongues!... [Read More]

Posted in: Clean Cup

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 1:18 AM
#102

Thats what she gets for trying to make me talk to their youth pastor.... [Read More]

Posted in: Clean Cup

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 1:13 AM
#100

My Grandma's Church left some leaflet about a Halloween alternative in our mailbox, I'm thinking of call the Post Office and reporting them. They're so goddamn zealous, you'd almost think they were Pentecostal.... [Read More]

Posted in: Clean Cup

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 12:41 AM
#92

I got a bladder infection once, who knew pouring bubble bath solution into your thing was bad?... [Read More]

Posted in: Clean Cup

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 12:32 AM
#88

You and your computer have really taken your relationship to another level. The Motherboard died what was I supposed to do?... [Read More]

Posted in: Clean Cup

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 12:28 AM
#86

A totally pimped out Dell. DELL Corp is kinda like a pimp, they take your money, slap you with their pimp hand, and stick you with something that throws up on your floor and gives you herpes.... [Read More]

Posted in: YAY! for things offtopic!

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 1:14 PM
#154

*Relaxes on Boobs... [Read More]

Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 1:10 AM
#65

This was an Edison Charter School, they gave a **** because they were worried about kids dropping out.... [Read More]

Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 1:07 AM
#62

I hit a girl in the eye with a playground woodchip in 5th grade, the suspension was SSSOOO worth it!... [Read More]

Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 12:58 AM
#58

That one chick who threatened to kill me slapped me in my "Love Log" it wasn't cool.... [Read More]

Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 12:53 AM
#56

I nearly crashed my 4 Wheeler into a house, some kid who I trolled yesterday thought it was a good time to call my cell. It was not. Though I did take out a Rosebush, and that was cool.... [Read More]

Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 12:48 AM
#52

Well there goes your 15 minutes of fame down the ****ing toilet. But I was the Latino guy who showed up naked with the rope and the Hostess Cupcakes.... [Read More]

Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 12:38 AM
#48

12/f/cali lookin 4 older men :naughty: Are you Brian Matthews? I got screwed once cause I didn't bother to ask.... [Read More]

Posted in: Smon's Official Halloween Thread

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 12:31 AM
#45

@Jmac Come here daddies little strawberry multi-colored hamster.... [Read More]

Posted in: Darth_Ave's officially offical randomness thread

Samnmax221

10-15-2006, 3:14 AM
#372

Thanks Halo, I knew you'd come good for me. :naughty: HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE... [Read More]