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*Goes crazy, super-charges the tank's speed, and they run down every last alien tank standing. Unsheathes a gunblade and starts firing and hacking at all the alien foot soldiers.*... [Read More]
A strange power suddenly drains InsaneSith's golden spoon saber hilt of it's energies. Topshot takes notice of this, and looks inside the strange door while Jokemaster keeps firing and finds a Golden Banana-shaped lightsaber hilt. "Oh man, no.... [Read More]
"Good. Now I'll use the force to mask your voice to trick the aliens into thinking you are one of them." *Uses the force to allow Jokemaster to speak the aliens' native language.*... [Read More]
"Okay, if you wish." *Aims the tank's gun a little off to the side of Joke's to try and fake a hit.* "Let's hope you have holo-images to make it look like I hit you, or else they may notice."... [Read More]
Topshot keeps mowing down aliens, when a strange alien structure comes into view. "Um, guys, I think we have a problem! Just as we live at the Spoon Acadamy, the aliens live at the Banana Acadamy! In my book, I believe that's a sign of total do... [Read More]
Topshot, Jokemaster, and their men keep spanking the aliens with their missiles. "120 aliens mowed down. And not a moment to spare." *Radios Nova.* "What's the situation up there, Nova?"... [Read More]
Zarch Combat Choppers appear in the distance. Zarch Pilot:"General Maximus, Lieutenant Ding, We'll take over this area now. You two hurry to the base and complete your assignment!" Maximus:"Thank you." Pilot:"No prob.&quo... [Read More]
"Yeah. I've got a radio implant in my head gear. I'll switch to frequency 7 and call in our guys." *radios in for back up.* "Base, we've got incoming Mechas chasing us. Send back up. Copy, over." Zarch transmissions operator:&q... [Read More]
Maximus:"Roger that. Hang on, I'm coming to help you make it back safely!" *Lands on the ground.* Maximus:"You okay? Is anything we need damaged?"... [Read More]
Maximus:"So, what kind of drink would you like if I lose the bet? *Maximus starts blasting enemy ships like crazy.* Maximus:"14 down. 15 more to go. It's kind of getting crowded in here. I'll go out in the Falcon Armor and kill them myse... [Read More]
"Let's move out of here before their troops catch up!" *quickly hops onto the helicopter, an unconscious Zero hung across his shoulder.* "X will definitely have a suprise waiting for him at the base when he tries to come rescue his b... [Read More]
Maximus quickly implants the corruption virus into Tazran's memory banks before taking off with Ding. Maximus:"That should do us some good. Now they'll never be able to work for the side of good again. All they will ever do is obey our orders f... [Read More]
With Craig saying the word, Obi quickly uses his mind to implode Takara's brain, causing severe injuries to his heart which eventually killed him. "Like I said, Takara, I pity you." Just as the alarm goes, Obi dashes off with Klai and the... [Read More]
Takara's speed and power were his only weakness when it came to Havoc knocking him backwards. Using the shockwaves that were caused when Takara's blow was blocked, Havoc had caused him to become slightly unbalanced in his movements. "Heh, nice... [Read More]
Obi charges Takara, swiftly kicking him in the face before Takara could even take a stab at him. Takara flips backwards and lands on his forward areas. "I pity you, Takara. A person like you showing no emotions for your allies. For this, you de... [Read More]
"A sibling match would be dishonorable to interrupt. Let's go take down Takara, Havoc. I also know Craig can handle the noghris on his own." Obi uses the force to heal both himself and Havoc, then looks at the battle between the siblings... [Read More]
Obi replies:"No way! I'm staying with you! If we're all going to survive, we're going to need you to carry out the rest of your plan!" Obi jumps out of the ship and helps to hold back the noghris with an imperial mini-tenloss disruptor.... [Read More]
"Here, take this super-charge. It'll double your fire rate." *Throws Havoc a super-charge and some neutron-charged ammo.* "Neutron-charged ammo for quicker killing. Hope it comes in handy for you!"... [Read More]
Topshot: True, we should investigate the inside of the base to see if there's anyone trying to sneak in. *In the main room of the base* Ikenn: These weapons shall do us good. Jefa: But we should wait and see what they're up to......... Sevred:... [Read More]
Topshot:"Raider, Joke, I've just received information from OutPost 34 on Bespin. The officers there reported 5 unidentified marauders, one of them being a sith. He also reported that he overheard them talking about the sith warrior getting re... [Read More]
Topshot, hearing a loud noise, looks to the heavens. Oh man, no, he thought, someone's fired upon Raider! *Starts sending emergency landing gear to Raider's falling ship.* "Raider, how much damage was done?"... [Read More]