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*Obi fuels the blaster cannons with the rest of the remaining particle cells.* Obi:"Don't worry 'bout that Death Star, guys! It's as good as........" *quickly fires blasters at full power, decimating the Death Star and the entire Imperial... [Read More]
Obi:"I've cleared a couple areas in 'tie-bombing', but it looks like they're pulling out the big guns!" *Transmits information on the new Super Death Star to Zan-Cool.* Obi:"This is not good at all! It'd take a shot from my particle... [Read More]
*inserts music from the "Little Nicky" soundtrack. Jams to "School of Hard Knocks" and "Change" while blasting down a few tie-bombers and interceptors.* Obi:"Hey, how're you guys doin' against these guys??? Anyone?... [Read More]
Obi parks his ship, The Tension Dragon, inside the Academy hangar bay, jumps out of the captain's seat, runs up to the Academy doorbell and buzzes Zan Cool and Luke Skywalker. Without mere introduction, Luke had already known Obi Bond would be in h... [Read More]
Obi thinks hard about these two he encountered. "Hmmm, it looked like those sith were heading to the Academy. I could be wrong. But just in case......." *takes out a lightsaber.*... [Read More]
Obi Bond, travelling at high speeds through the galaxy, picks up his commlink radio. "Zan-Cool, are you there? I repeat, are you there?"... [Read More]
On Bespin, Obi Bond Kenobi wanders through the streets and walks into a cantina. "Bartender! Hey Bartender!" Obi Bond waits a couple moments, and the bartender comes to serve him. "What'll it be, friend?" "Corellian Ale.... [Read More]
Ok, I'll join, but I'll be using my character from the "Mission to Ord Katrassi: Klai's Revenge" RPG (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?threadid=89003)... [Read More]
*Receives Lunatic's message. Quickly turns off bomb and ducks off to the side of some cargo. The alarm stops sounding off.* Topshot:"Yeah, I can move it to the other side." *Moves the bomb, stealthily, over to the other side of the auxili... [Read More]
*Overhears InsaneSith's radio transmission.* "You really think you can take on a line of guards by yourself?" Insane replied,"I'm very sure I can!" "Remember the golden spoon I gave yah?" "Uh-huh!" "T... [Read More]
*switches cloaking device on.* "Great. The alarm went off!" *Quickly builds weapons, plants the bomb in the reactor control room of the base. Sets the bomb's timer* "1 hour, and this baby's smoking! It's just enough time for us to e... [Read More]
*While sneaking into the abandoned industrial building, Topshot radios Joke and the others.* "All clear. The aliens must have used this abandoned research facility to create mutant hybrids. I've found some equipment we could use. A DNA replicat... [Read More]
*Receives Joke's coords* Topshot:"Hmm, the industrial capital, huh? I could probably manufacture some weapons for us from there! Hang on, Joke, I'm coming!" *prepares plans for the modified golden gun, the devastation chain, and his super... [Read More]
"I accept your orders, Lunatic Jedi. I am ready to what you wish!" *Hops in the shuttle with Lunatic Jedi and InsaneSith.* "Power suit, stealth mode." *becomes transparent and saddles up on a nearby speeder.* "This should... [Read More]
"Roger that." *The base comes slowly into view.* "Ding, we're almost home! Just 1 more mile further, then we can get this thing repaired. How are our prisoners doing?"... [Read More]
Topshot (responding to joke's question):"Well, um, uh, here, eat mine!" *Hands Joke a delicious turkey dinner.* "Oh yeah, that stuff you ate, well, that was a piece of the dead alien I killed at the Banana Academy. I was saving it as... [Read More]