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Lunatic Jedi

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Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
03-10-2003, 9:03 PM
#136
Lunatic removes a wrench from a pouch on his belt. He whirls it around and starts removing a panel. "Cover the door," he says. "This should only take a second... woah..." Lunatic removes the panel to find an innavigable tangle o...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
03-08-2003, 11:58 PM
#128
On a ridge about 500 meters from the prison compound, hundreds of shadows gather and silently watch. Lunatic mutters over the com net, "Snipers take your positions." With these words, several snipers break off from the mass of soldiers a...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
03-07-2003, 12:35 PM
#123
I think that'll be more than enough to annihilate those alien bastards. If the men will be ready by 0150 hours, we'll attack at 0200. We need to get Jokemaster out of there as quickly as we can. Those prison facilities sometimes have torture chambers...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
03-05-2003, 10:52 PM
#120
Lunatic turns to view Topshot. "I took you here. You went into some kind of crazy rage and killed all those aliens, then passed out. Oh, by the way... your brother, Obi Bond is on his way, and he's bringing plenty of reinforcements. First thing...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
03-05-2003, 1:09 AM
#118
As Lunatic lands on the base, he is mobbed by chattering logistics officers. With one aggressive sweep of his arm they promptly stop and sheepishly leave. Immediately he receives a transmission from somewhere above the eastern ocean. "This is...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
03-01-2003, 11:23 PM
#113
Lunatic raises an eyebrow to Topshot's bizarre question. "No, I'm just Lunatic. Sleep now. You're going to need all the rest you can get..." Suddenly Lunatic receives a transmission from a location that he can't even find on the star char...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
03-01-2003, 3:45 PM
#111
The battle stops with the sound of one last Demonoid falling to the ground. The planet is silent. All that remains is Lunatic. He glances about. The tent encampment has been decimated. The Swampy soldiers are all dead. InsaneSith still lies in a red...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
02-26-2003, 3:12 AM
#107
Lunatic is quickly awoken by the butt of ckcsaber's spear. "Muh... wuh?" Lunatic's vision finally begins to clear and he struggles to his feet. He can now fully see the chaos as demons and aliens burn the tents, the wounded are led off,...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
02-25-2003, 2:58 AM
#102
Lunatic suddenly awakes, feeling a big impact as if he has just fallen. He finds himself lying face down in the dirt... or at least what appears to be dirt. His head still sears with pain and everthing is blurry and foggy. A figure sails overhead and...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
02-23-2003, 3:16 AM
#95
Lunatic slowly begins to regain conciousness. Everything is a muddled blur, and all he can hear is chaotic yelling and the the wet crunching noises of blades tearing through demon flesh. Lunatic lifts his head a bit, then suddenly becomes aware of th...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
02-22-2003, 5:17 AM
#93
Lunatic dashes full speed toward the tent encampment. A few soldiers are desparately trying to fight off the demons, but with limited success. Lunatic holsters his guns and unsheathes his broadsword. He charges, shouting at the demons and immediately...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
02-21-2003, 1:40 AM
#91
Lunatic lobs a grenade into a crowd of demons, tossing them through the air in a shower of limbs and thick, curdled blood. He unsheathes his twin katanas and jabs them in a demon's stomach, whirls around, stabs them in its stomach again, and then kic...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
02-20-2003, 4:29 AM
#88
"Oh crapwads..." Lunatic whips out his broadsword and hacks at one of the demon's ankles, severing it. The demon shrieks hideously as disgusting, thick blood gushes from the wound. Lunatic whirls his blade around and drives it through the...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
02-18-2003, 11:24 PM
#86
*Opens fire on the aliens with a massive chaingun* "Yeah, we turned it into rubble!"...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
02-17-2003, 6:22 AM
#82
"Or how about the bomby fire sneeze bubbly... no, no... Napalm Grenade is good. Yeah, Napalm Grenade. I'll go start making some more." Lunatic returns to his lab and begins replicating the material......  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
02-16-2003, 4:51 AM
#80
Lunatic looks disappointed. "You mean my antidote is worthless now? My sweat and blood... and a little mucus, went into this thing and now I have nothing to use it for? This sucks. Oh well. InsaneSith is okay and that's all that matters..."...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
02-14-2003, 10:25 PM
#74
Lunatic delicately pours a calcium-nitrogen compound into a flask containing a few little millileters of poison... and nothing happens. He swears under his breath, and whirls his chair around to one of the other many desks in the lab. As he turns, he...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
02-14-2003, 3:12 AM
#70
With InsaneSith safely evacuated to a forest on the outskirts of the area, Lunatic takes a few more potshots and runs for his shuttle. The bomb is only a few seconds away from going off. As his shuttle lifts off, the first charge detonates, setting...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
01-31-2003, 1:47 AM
#62
As the alarm goes off, Lunatic whips out his rifle, ready for a forceful exfiltration, until he glances at the power generator, and the bombs on it. Suddenly something dawns on him. "Oh crap! Topshot, we need the auxiliary generator intact so w...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
01-26-2003, 7:46 PM
#45
*Lunatic receives the area data on the shuttle's transmission screen and imputs it to the radar.* "Woah, this is their industrial capital! Taking this place over will defnitely increase our production."...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
01-25-2003, 9:44 PM
#43
Lunatic quickly hops on a speeder and drives it into the closing shuttle cargo door. He hops off, moves to the cockpit, punches in the the coordinates and hits the autopilot. He then hurries back to the cargo bay and mounts the speeder again. Their...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
01-25-2003, 7:13 PM
#40
Lunatic receives a message over the comm channel from a captain aboard the flagship of the fleet, the Spizzwizzle. "Sir, we've got the entire northwestern continent secured. Our ground forces are just mopping up the rest of the alien defenders....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
01-24-2003, 1:58 AM
#33
Lunatic grows tired of watching from orbit and decides to continue his fight on the ground. He takes an orbital drop pod that blazes through the sky, tearing a hole in the ground. As Lunatic climbs slowly from the crater, he looks pissed. EVER SO PIS...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
01-21-2003, 1:29 AM
#28
Now fearing the power of the Banana Academy, Lunatic decides that there is only one way to secure its neutrality is to... well, neutralize it. He opens a comm channel to the surface. "Jokemaster, can you give me coordinates for the Banana Acad...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Alien Invasion: The Swampies Retaliate
  Lunatic Jedi
01-18-2003, 3:12 AM
#11
"Sure." Lunatic grabs the probe photos and whistles in awe. "Holy hell. They have some IMPRESSIVE ground defenses, most of which are for taking out fleets. Well, we have long range weapons, I think we can take them out before they c...  [Read More]
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