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Imladil

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Posted in: Little Jimmy's Top Ten...
 Imladil
12-25-1999, 2:31 AM
#12
YAAA-AAAA-AAAUUGGH! Good enough? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: Little Jimmy's Top Ten...
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 3:33 AM
#5
Little Jimmy's Top Ten Reasons to Fear Christmas 1: Having to sit on some wino's lap in the shopping mall. 2: Reindeer poop on the roof. 3: The general widespread commercialization of what are supposed to be strong cultural values. That and eggnog...  [Read More]
Posted in: Little Jimmy's Top Ten...
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 12:05 AM
#4
<font size=1>Like fishing with a hand grenade...</font>...  [Read More]
Posted in: Funny as heck.
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 12:09 AM
#9
Please don't post any funny stories here. This is a serious forum. <font size=1>(Yeah, right... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)</font>...  [Read More]
Posted in: No Justice In This World
 Imladil
12-25-1999, 2:37 AM
#33
Or is it pika? Pika! Pika! Pika-CH--! <font size=5><font color=red> ZAP!</font></font> <font size =1>NO pikachus! Ever!</font> Hey, Batman...we cheer you up yet? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif -...  [Read More]
Posted in: No Justice In This World
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 9:51 PM
#31
The shortest word in the English language is: I. It doesn't even take up a full pica....  [Read More]
Posted in: No Justice In This World
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 4:24 PM
#28
You misspelled, "supercalifragilisticixpyaladocious."...  [Read More]
Posted in: cheats
 Imladil
12-25-1999, 3:02 AM
#9
You mean, no one's gonna call me on including Michael Jackson in the list...? But he's the most wholesome one on there (provided you skip the slumber party); he makes Rush Limbaugh look like John Dillinger! I didn't put Rush on the list for his pol...  [Read More]
Posted in: cheats
 Imladil
12-24-1999, 3:45 PM
#2
Delighted to help. 1: Richard Nixon 2: Bill Clinton 3: Bill Gates 4: Rush Limbaugh 5: Jim and Tammy Bakker 6: Leona Helmsley 7: Imladil 8: The CIA 9: Michael Jackson 10: Michael Tyson There are, of course, innumerable cheats in recorded history. Th...  [Read More]
Posted in: Getting along!
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 4:44 PM
#72
Oh, wait. I figured it out. Observe: <font size=7>A</font> <font size=6>A</font> <font size=5>A</font> <font size=4>A</font> <font size=3>A</font> <font size=2>H</font> <font...  [Read More]
Posted in: Getting along!
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 12:11 AM
#68
How does gravity work?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Celestial Events
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 12:02 AM
#13
By the way... That moon's up right now! I feel hairy--I, I mean honored to be a part of history. I just bark-bark, bark...oh, crap. Do I hear a car going down the street? 'Scuse me! *CRASH!* <font size=1>Arrooo-oo! Bark! Bark--!</font>...  [Read More]
Posted in: Celestial Events
 Imladil
12-22-1999, 11:59 PM
#12
Okay. *(Imladil trains a set of fifty kilowatt football stadium lights directly at Conor's eyes.)* Problem solved. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif ------------------ "The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary betwe...  [Read More]
Posted in: element
 Imladil
12-22-1999, 3:26 AM
#27
(Or maybe not...) (j/k http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Merry Christmas... or whatever...
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 5:14 PM
#3
Merry Feast of Saturnalia. Happy Yule. Festive New Year's...and b****in' Millenium. And let's not forget Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan and any other cultural equivalents. My sword and I will be greeting the new century in the bushes by the road. http...  [Read More]
Posted in: firefly or other knowledgeable people.
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 5:01 PM
#12
Telling a sixty-dollar video game that you're in control isn't cheating. It's justice!...  [Read More]
Posted in: firefly or other knowledgeable people.
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 12:31 AM
#10
I'm sure whoever stole it gets shot down all the time. It's called karma. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: firefly or other knowledgeable people.
 Imladil
12-22-1999, 3:11 AM
#8
Sullust is an A-wing mission at its very best. Pick it, then engage the missile turrets as soon as they come into view; zoom at them, lasers going until they DIE. No mercy for swine. After the missile turrets are gone, worry about the lasers...the la...  [Read More]
Posted in: YOUR AD HERE
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 4:58 PM
#13
Oh, I'm not saying Americans are better than English...we clearly aren't. We invented the Chevy. And the McDonald's quater-pounder. And the atom bomb, for that matter. All of these things make the world a worse place, so we totally suck. If I ever go...  [Read More]
Posted in: YOUR AD HERE
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 12:33 AM
#11
Oh. Be gentle, then. Remember, it's not his fault he's English after all... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited December 22, 1999).]...  [Read More]
Posted in: YOUR AD HERE
 Imladil
12-22-1999, 3:17 AM
#9
<font color=red>Rogue Squadron...where's our cover?</font> Dude, you have no idea what's about to happen, do you? Change that post, before she sees it, man!...  [Read More]
Posted in: to bart or not to bart
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 10:03 PM
#4
To me, duff sounds like it could describe the kind of pointless banter one experiences posted here on occasion... <font size=4>Zoooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmm--!</font> <font size=5><font color=red>CRASH!!!</font></f...  [Read More]
Posted in: to bart or not to bart
 Imladil
12-23-1999, 5:09 PM
#2
In American slang, a duff is a bum. And a bum is a transient. This computerized hypercultural transliteration has been brought to you by the makers of Zoom Rabbit, the fastest podracer to blaze Beggar's Canyon in the Boonta Classic. http://www.rogu...  [Read More]
Napalm...Dippity-doo...what's the difference? I've always wondered...Superman can fly into the Earth's crust and survive...but what would it look like? I mean, magma glows on exposure to air, but does it luminesce farther down? Or is it dark--hot an...  [Read More]
Posted in: WE NEED A NEW TOPIC
 Imladil
12-22-1999, 3:24 AM
#18
*<font size=1>tap, tap...click, tap, <font color=yellow>BEEP!</font></font> Address verified. Target verified. Virus package sent. <font size=1><font color=yellow>BEEP!</font></font> Have a http://www....  [Read More]
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