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Imladil

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Posted in: Little Jimmy's Top Ten...
  Imladil
01-11-2000, 2:26 AM
#38
It's an expression of the futility of a technological database-driven consciousness trying to assimilate a transcendental non-physical power source. See? Even the explanations just make things worse... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: Little Jimmy's Top Ten...
  Imladil
01-03-2000, 2:35 AM
#34
<font color=red>"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."</font> "Be prepared to assimilate the Force as well!" <font color=yellow>Hummmmmm--!</font> (Lightsaber noise.) http://www.roguesquadron.ne...  [Read More]
Posted in: SW/ST cross?
  Imladil
01-13-2000, 10:34 PM
#18
"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Electric sheep." "Electric sheep who?" "Baaa!" *crackle* "Baaaaaa!" *zap* http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif? [This message has been edited...  [Read More]
Posted in: SW/ST cross?
  Imladil
01-13-2000, 10:32 PM
#17
Zen electric sheep riddle: "Does an electric sheep have a Buddha nature?" <font size=1>I'm having way too much fun with this electric sheep thing!</font>...  [Read More]
Posted in: SW/ST cross?
  Imladil
01-13-2000, 10:28 PM
#16
"This electric sheep goes into a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, 'Gimme a shot.' The bartender sez, 'We don't serve your kind in here.' So the electric sheep discharges 110,000 kilowatts of static electricity into the bar, instantly fry...  [Read More]
Posted in: SW/ST cross?
  Imladil
01-13-2000, 10:23 PM
#15
Q: "Why did the electric sheep cross the road?" A: "A negative charge on the other side precipitated electromangetic attraction." http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif BAW-haw-haw-HAW--!...  [Read More]
Posted in: SW/ST cross?
  Imladil
01-13-2000, 5:37 AM
#13
"How many electric sheep does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif [This message has been edited by Imladil (edited January 13, 2000).]...  [Read More]
Posted in: SW/ST cross?
  Imladil
01-11-2000, 2:28 AM
#10
<font size=7><font color=red>Electric sheep jokes...!</font></font> http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif Thanx! I needed a good laugh......  [Read More]
Posted in: SW/ST cross?
  Imladil
01-03-2000, 2:41 AM
#6
"Hello, and welcome to Reality Debate 2000. Tonight's guests are Yoda, a two-foot Jedi master, and Q, an omnipotent superbeing. Our topic tonight: is the spoon real?" Bring popcorn. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: Where Are These Secret Levels?
  Imladil
01-06-2000, 4:45 AM
#11
MUFFIN...ergx!...ass...gmph! *rant, rant* <font size=5><font color=red>BANZAI!</font></font> *Swish!*...................(thud.) *(Imladil wipes the goo from his sword and resheathes it with a flourish.)* I said I wouldn't...  [Read More]
Posted in: Where Are These Secret Levels?
  Imladil
01-05-2000, 11:32 PM
#9
Yup, you sure nailed that one! *Snicker*...  [Read More]
Posted in: Where Are These Secret Levels?
  Imladil
01-05-2000, 2:30 AM
#6
You can't spank me! I'm Robo-Butt the unspankable! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: Where Are These Secret Levels?
  Imladil
01-03-2000, 2:56 AM
#3
Now, Lujayne...! You know the penalty for advocating to use of cheats on this forum! That's right...no hot chocolate for the rest of the day. Okay, for two hours. Aw, heck, just dump out the one you have now... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/w...  [Read More]
Posted in: Happy New Year!
  Imladil
01-05-2000, 2:04 AM
#14
There are no onions in Nirvana!...  [Read More]
Posted in: So much for our hopes!
  Imladil
01-05-2000, 2:14 AM
#29
Das ist deutsch, nein? Sauerkraut!...  [Read More]
Posted in: NITRO'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Imladil
01-05-2000, 2:25 AM
#5
<font size=1>Oh, boy! My favorite game!</font> *(Puts one bullet in revolver, spins the cylinder and puts it on the table in front of Guilo with a playful shrug.)*...  [Read More]
Posted in: NITRO'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Imladil
01-04-2000, 2:39 AM
#2
Either the south has risen, or that there's a cowboy cheer! Yippee! Yippee! Either way its whiskey and ammo for everyone... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: HELLO?
  Imladil
01-13-2000, 5:45 AM
#13
Harsh? Don't make me hit you with this wilted lettuce! <font size=1>*Whack!*</font> You brute! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif!...  [Read More]
Posted in: HELLO?
  Imladil
01-12-2000, 9:59 PM
#11
Howzabout: Rogue Squadron II--The Klingon wormhole wars? Here's our chance to see how good our puny little snub fighters really do against antimatter-driven warpspeed combat ships of the line... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif <font...  [Read More]
Posted in: HELLO?
  Imladil
01-12-2000, 6:58 AM
#6
Apparently, we're all just waiting to see if anyone else has anything clever to say... Don't look at me! I've been holding my own in a theological discussion at Jediknight.net, and my clever vibes are tapped. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink...  [Read More]
Posted in: HELLO?
  Imladil
01-11-2000, 2:48 AM
#1
Hello? Is anyone still visiting this forum? (Imagine your own echo. I can't do sound effects.)...  [Read More]
Posted in: um. sorry, innovation escapes moi
  Imladil
01-05-2000, 11:35 PM
#16
Hey, Skw! This is yours! <font color=yellow>HONK! HONK!</font> http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: um. sorry, innovation escapes moi
  Imladil
01-04-2000, 2:53 AM
#13
Yippee! Loose ostritch in the pear packing plant! Snarfwinkle! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif <font size=1>Incomprehensible thread hijacking is only one of the many interesting and useful things a skilled poetic operator can d...  [Read More]
Posted in: $ Price $
  Imladil
01-04-2000, 2:56 AM
#7
...And you unreasonably fear the horizon......  [Read More]
Posted in: $ Price $
  Imladil
01-03-2000, 3:05 AM
#5
The price of playing Rogue Squadron is your sanity! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif...  [Read More]
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