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Umm...How much is a YT-2000 with upgradible turrets/weapons and how much does each accesary you sell add? I'd like to add some *secret* compartments, for umm, holding extra cargo you see.... [Read More]
Tell bout it! I nearly got vaped at the Lars' homestead: We were going to take Beru down to the Det. Center for the night, when she pulled a thermal detonator out. Luckily, I jumped out of the way, but Owen tried to wrestle it from her. Sad story the... [Read More]
Well, this is my second thread, and today, May 22, I just got DSL (a speedy internet connection that runs up to 5x faster than a 56k) and I'm as happy as a driod in a oil bath.... [Read More]
*A dark, cloaked figure walks in. People turn as they hear a familiar breathing voice, Darth Vader's. The figure plants his fists on his hips, spreading his robe to reveal Mandalorian Armor.* Figure:"I'm ST-321, Imperial Freightor Pilot, marksma... [Read More]
*Suddenly a bright red beam rips through a vent in the ceiling, then the bartender hits a button and a shield around the bar shuts tight. Then a bright blue blade comes down, with its master behind it* Captain:"Oh ****!" Suddenly a button i... [Read More]
The Captain gets up, wipes the blood off his face, then pulls out of nowhere a small BioTech Bacta Container and dowses his face in it, then proceded to say: "Yeah, I know what your talking about" to Syrnl Darkstar... [Read More]
An off duty soldier leans over, explains his mistake to him, then gets shot. Suddenly a weird looking alien walks in. The cantina turns very silent. The Ishi Tib looks around, then suddenly the barman, Jem, shoots him and says: "Hey! We don't se... [Read More]
One hour later The Captain swigs down more ale, all whilst drunk. He starts singing: "Yo! Ho! Blow the man down!" All in cantina look at him strangly. "What!?" *Pulls out blaster, waves it around, accidently shoots first person h... [Read More]
Soldier: "Sir, should I get the ship ready?" Drule: Hick "No, that's all, hick, right." Soldier: "Well, we don't want you to fly us into a star." Drule: "Your, hick, right. I'll stay here a while."... [Read More]
The Captain pulls out a comlink. "Drighten 9, this is Captain Drule, bring down one of our, Cargo-99s. You know where I am." Captain puts down the comlink. Goes over to the Music Player, turns to "Vader's Eyes" song. Waits for his... [Read More]
Well, I'll start this off (unless someone beats me, then I'll be mad). This is my third post, the second being on the same thread, the first on the YT-2000 in Clan thread. Captain Drule stepped into the dim light, surrounded by music. He steps up to... [Read More]
This is just another RPG set in an Imperial Captain's Lounge. It's suppost to be humorus, so, Step lively, soldier (or officer, moff, general, admiral, etc....)... [Read More]