Well, this is my second thread, and today, May 22, I just got DSL (a speedy internet connection that runs up to 5x faster than a 56k) and I'm as happy as a driod in a oil bath.
In case you don't know, this is Stormtrooper stuff. So act like a stormie. I'll start off again.
KJ-123: Man, those ewoks are evil!
DS189: Tell me about it. Lousy conscription! The man's too big, the man's too strong!
RG-55: ha, The Emperor's Elite Platoon, defeated by teddy bears.
I fought in the Clone War, and i had it hard. They made us run up and down Sand Dunes. From dusk 'till dawn! and we got GRUEL, not Imperial Rations, GRUEL.
That was a Mans war!
TK-421: Man even though it was a while ago, i still cant believe thats kid took my gear!
I've seen worse. I was at Retha before Vader showed up. That was brutal. It was an easy assignment, not much action, then suddenly you're pinned down by the farmers you were drinking with last night.
Tell bout it! I nearly got vaped at the Lars' homestead: We were going to take Beru down to the Det. Center for the night, when she pulled a thermal detonator out. Luckily, I jumped out of the way, but Owen tried to wrestle it from her. Sad story there.
Yeah, it's no wonder we're drinking in here- wait!
*Over the audionet, the new hit from Lord Syrnl Darkstar begins to play*
Oh man! I love this song!
*TK-421 dances around with music, still without gear, white T-Shirt and red poka-dotted boxers*
Oh my God! *Points*
That's me dismembering Ewoks in the video!
ALPHA-951;Dude were's might sniper rifle?
*Walks in.*
*Sees Stormies.*
Uh-oh.
*Legs it.*
Alpha:951:Shoot BATTLEDOG!!!!! *Everyone Shoots* He's dead.:D
[Egad! A dismembered Ewok joke! A rare species indeed *Begins videotaping*]
*Tk-421 jumps in front of the camera and starts waving*