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Tyrion

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Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
07-12-2009, 8:15 PM
#5736
Hold on, I'm confused. Is it a chalice shaped vagina or a vagina shaped chalice. I need to know. The important thing is that now I can't drink out of a chalice or have sex with a vagina....  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
07-08-2009, 5:44 AM
#5723
Jesus Christ; Do yourself a favor, and just burn it and watch the movie with Gary Cooper, or better yet, just play BioShock. Might not work: "Chapter 509...uh...Roark builds a mighty city...Rapture...and discovers that the person who built Ra...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
06-20-2009, 5:12 AM
#5648
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4938/569593-spy0089.png Is...is that a midget chicken hooker giving a blowjob to some dude with a mohawk, all while a mentally challenged child stares and gawks in confusion? More importantly, why is the advice...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
06-16-2009, 11:23 AM
#5631
AC/DC. Live. In concert. God DAMN yes. Single greatest experience of my life. http://i44.tinypic.com/qxtbia.jpg I'm always a bit confused when it comes to seeing classic rock bands perform in concert. On the one hand, their gravitas alone from yea...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
06-08-2009, 2:31 AM
#5600
Spoiler alert: They all die out in the end. The twist is that Raptor Jesus rises three days after and leads the faithful Velociraptors against the heathen Triceratops lead by Satanosaurus Rex. It's how the term "the Rapture" came into exi...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
05-24-2009, 3:59 PM
#5565
College is more or less just a 4-year extension on childhood anyway, with the added bonus of binge unprotective sex and beer pong....  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
05-23-2009, 11:23 PM
#5553
What in God's name is that thing? It's the device that's going to drain away all the heat in the universe. Hope you like absolute zero, folks....  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
05-09-2009, 7:44 PM
#5520
Agreed. Until you go to a college that looks at unweighted grades. :( That's why you go to a University of California. They weight the AP classes and provide class credit for 3's and above. If I pass the tests I felt confident about this year, I'...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
05-09-2009, 3:38 AM
#5516
Have you told everyone about shooting your kitties with nerf guns? Because that is an extremely good thing. =D So is finally going to bed after being awake 20 straight hours and taking the most important test you've had in your life. Bah, stop gri...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
05-02-2009, 9:06 PM
#5455
And besides, I trust you guys =] Oh man, you're ****ing stupid....  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
04-27-2009, 11:04 AM
#5397
If you wanna be technical, La Mirada. About 7 miles out of LA. Oh man dawg, ball's in my court now....  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
04-19-2009, 3:31 PM
#5349
No, there isn't....  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
04-12-2009, 12:52 AM
#5305
Well thankfully it was only half of my post. Phew. The other half was about your psychopathic tendencies....  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
04-11-2009, 6:52 PM
#5303
In his defense, it was still funnier than my dragon joke. Oh ****, I just realized what ET's thesis was: the most efficient way to cripple a conversation and reduce it to nothing but bad jokes and worse responses. It turns out it was just two sim...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
04-11-2009, 3:02 AM
#5293
So as anyone who follows me on twitter or is my friend on facebook is probably aware, today I successfully defended my Masters thesis, and will be getting my Masters Degree in Computer Science next month. A very, VERY good thing. My feelings of reli...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
03-25-2009, 1:18 AM
#5205
Yeah... and ones that are anatomically correct and not slightly mannish. And ones that don't cast shadows against the sky....  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
03-21-2009, 11:43 PM
#5185
Video Card: My old Radeon x800 Pro Pci-e (lolz :p) I'm more oldschool than you - my rig has a Radeon x800 Pro AGP. :O...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
03-15-2009, 1:57 PM
#5156
Went to work, realized the entire (obvious) twist of the game's story and texted my brother the secret. You can only see the zombies because you're one too? Or is it that Albert Wesker is your father? Maybe Sheva kills Dumbledore?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
03-08-2009, 3:05 AM
#5110
My Xbox died on me with only 1 red light. Not the RRoD. Because it was a year old, and didn't RRoD on me, I would have had to pay 90 dollars for Microsoft to fix it for me. Instead, I called em up, and told them it RRoD on me, even though it really h...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
01-26-2009, 12:37 AM
#4951
No, Wally, you don't understand: he was going to empress his friends with his sweet Rock Band soloing skills. He wanted to turn them into emperors - that's how badass he is....  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
01-22-2009, 3:57 AM
#4929
I doubt Tie's comment had anything at all due to do with the actual character of ET....  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
01-18-2009, 2:45 AM
#4908
I realized that as I was wondering what the pecker-shaped pale squiggly lines on the box actually were. Now I just have to figure out what the hell a "Donald Peers" is and determine why he's great enough to be featured on the only cd faci...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
01-18-2009, 2:14 AM
#4906
What I don't understand is why the arrow on the box has a huge ass bump in the middle. Every explanation I can come up with makes my soul cry a bit more....  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
01-18-2009, 1:45 AM
#4904
What the hell is a "pecker exerciser?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Very good things! *keep it clean* (big images)
  Tyrion
01-18-2009, 12:08 AM
#4902
Someone probably ordering for a kid's party, I imagine. Or someone ordering while having a mentality along the same lines as those jerks who order super mega whopper deluxes with a diet coke....  [Read More]
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