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If there is no Wally the space dolphin on the posting field, then clearly this site is under the influence of satanic dwarf computer programmers who have preempted us all by pushing the forum's edge out past the ionosphere to begin with. I mean, who... [Read More]
(Referring to the original post in this 'one year' thread.) Well, we're on page 8 and we haven't even reached the first holiday! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif What, then, are the chances it'll make it a year?... [Read More]
Are there drunken monkeys in my ceiling, just waiting for me to turn out the lights and go to bed? Better play it safe. *(Looks at the time at the top of his post and makes strong coffee.)*... [Read More]
Time Travel Method #7: scan traveler into transporter buffer, translate pattern feed into quantum spin-reversed tachyons which are emitted through main deflector. When the tachyons decay and the physical pattern is recoalesced, traveler will be in th... [Read More]
Wally the space dolphin notes that automobiles display the most curious behavior of any of Earth's land-dwelling species with their strange linear herding patterns, bioluminescent mating displays that can be seen from space and the way they swallow h... [Read More]
I'd like to tell myself that when I jumpstart the warp engines cold on the event horizon of Cygnus X-1 and slingshot myself out of danger through a subspace rift, I must remember to calculate in the mass of acceleration or I could wind up being tempo... [Read More]
Games? Oh, thank God... Here I thought you kids were introducing demonic AI programs into the internet again. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif... [Read More]
Update: Signing off, then on again worked for awhile...but now I'm banned 90% of the time! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/mad.gif Looks like Imladil is dead. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif... [Read More]
Oh, for Pete's sake... *Ahem!* I have been banned from RogueSquadron.Net. :sad: Last I recall, I'd mentioned the use of psychedelic drugs by shamans to expand consciousness. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif Was that my downfall? (... [Read More]