ummm...does that mean you know umm..neverind
anyways, I really want that ring but I don't know what it is.

<font color=pink>Pink Monkey</font> is just a silly primate he doesn't even have an opposable thumb, you should cut him a break, at least he can speak.

The original intention of highways was so the military could have an easier means of moving around the country in case of a war. At least thats why Hitler built the audobon(spelling??).


<font color=green>Tonights selection</font>

Now he lives on the islands
fishes and pilots and drinks his green label each day
writing his memoirs, losing his hearing, but he don't care what most people say
through eighty-six years of perpetual motion, if he likes you he'll smile and he'll say
"Jimmy, some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I've lived a good life all the way"

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Kylilin, Jedi Master and silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

[This message has been edited by Kylilin (edited May 20, 2000).]

Oh, wow. It's been a long, long time since I had the album I'm thinking of, but I think that's Little Feat there, from Waiting For Columbus. On the other hand, I could be completely wrong. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif)

Mine was Rush, the song 'Marathon' from Power Windows.

Pink Monkey doesn't deserve a break. Being a symbolic mask I use to represent the primeval condition of man the animal, he takes the burden of guilt for the collective decision of our ancestors to pursue the modern way of life. Now it's 2000 a.d., a little electric box with numbers on it tells me to get out of bed every morning, go and do things in exchange for dollars so I can pay taxes to buy nuclear weapons with which we defend ourselves from other people like us doing the exact same thing...and I've had it! If poor, innocent Pink Monkey can't handle the way we do things in the 'hood, then maybe he should've just stayed in the darn trees to begin with. Then none of this would've happened...

Besides, Pink Monkey can't talk. He just bashes a hairy knuckle against the keyboard. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)



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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

<font color=orange>"...Bad robot! You killed the neighbor's dog and brought me its head, when all I really wanted was the morning paper...!"</font>

If Bill Clinton is no longer allowed to practice law, will he seek a career in the porno industry? ( http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

<font color=green>"...Shh! Listen...I think I hear something coming. No, I can't describe it--it sounds kind of like a giant buffalo, grazing on the trees. I'm serious--no, I haven't been drinking! Whatever it is, it's scaring all the animals...AAAAUUUGGH! It's a thirty-foot Mickey Mouse possessed by the devil! NOOO-OO--!"</font>

Well, deal me in! The world is round, but I don't seem to be falling off of it. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif)


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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

Hello ZOOM RABBIT. I'm CHILLIN from the RS forums I took your advice and came over here, sooo what are we talking about?

I haven't been on as of late because those damn elves keep stealing my keyboard, I gotta set some traps or something....




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Kylilin, Jedi Master and silly guy

Nice http://www.geocities.com/kylilin/talkril.gif)

Watch it, some of my best friends are elves. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/cool.gif)

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

Howdy, Chillin! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif) We're talking about the global economic trade fluctuations that are implicit in the stock value readjustment of several key importers of tea from the Chinese mainland.

Elves: take a large washtub and fill it with wine, then float a plate in the center with a chocolate cupcake on it. Your elves will be drowned in the wine the next morning.

That or get a cat. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

Episode twenty-seven: Confessions of a Voodoo Sex Robot

Q: So where did you go wrong?

A: <font color=yellow>I would have to say that was when I chose to follow my transcendent dream of the magic floating happy face which is always just around the corner like some maddening leprechaun's pot of gold skipping merrily ahead of you on the yellow brick road to hell.</font>

Q: I see. So you were into bootleg software?

A: <font color=yellow>Damn you! You've discovered my hideous secret and the key to understanding my mechanical lust power! Now I must ki--</font>

Q: Most robots have a switch. You, for example, respond to remote control...just like this one here.

End: interview

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/cool.gif)

"we know not why we do what we do when we do it, but know this - why we are doing what we have decided to do has been foretold by the croupier at table 4 and that last pint of alderaanian ale" - LDB_Modeski, lucky despot cantina, 3 days ago.



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visit the Lucky Despot Boyz Jedi Knight Clan site www.ldb.org.uk) (http://www.ldb.org.uk)

TIME FOR A COMMERCIAL

<font color=red>Are you tired of trying to kill the neighbors, but getting nowhere? Are you afraid of the postal service? Well, now you can get even and stay safe the Sicilian way--call the Mafia.</font>

'Yeah. Dat's right. An' we got a two-fer-one hit special dis week.'

<font color=red>That's right, folks! You heard Crazy Louie...two hit contracts for the price of one! (Offer valid in east coast syndicates only.) So come on down, and see the Mafia for all of your inner city social resolution needs today!</font>

'Do it or you'll wake up wit' a horse's head in your bed.'

COMMERCIAL OVER

FLOOD RECORDING BOOTH WITH POISON GAS

TRY TO EXTORT ME WILLYA YOU LOWLIFE BASTARDS? http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

Man...what is up with the guests I've been getting lately? Where's Kylilin these days, anyway?



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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

I don't talk global I talk universal.

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

You can lead horse to water...but you gotta be strong and determined if you wanna drown that sucker!

Bananas are solid proof that our world had extensive contact with extraterrestrail cultures in the remote past.

Film at eleven. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

For some wierd reason, reading this thread just flashed me back to the old Transformers series.

Anybody remember the Junkions?

Back in the days
when everyone out in TV land
Used'ta
talk like-a dis?

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"The Beasts know much that we do not." -Ancient Jedi proverb

Don't you mean the "Spankticons?"
<font color="lightgreen" size="10">SPUNKBALL!</font>
<font color="white">
pass it on...

; L~

"the grass is always greener"

[This message has been edited by WeedSmoker (edited June 16, 2000).]

Or the Deceptacons,ancestors of the Predacons,enemies of the Maximals,decendants of the Autobots,enemies of the Deceptacons.

I made a circle.Weee!

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Yeah its interesting to me that preparing looks is a great bit like sitting on your ass.

Sweet Mother Of GOD!

How did this thead evade my sights for so long, this is where the un-council belongs!

Well, ill get right to it then:

Does anybody know what 5% of 3 billion is?

Yes, you in the back, the hairy one.

<font color = "yellow"> BANGO: EEK! EEK! I know, I know, its pancakes and gerbals! EEK! EEK! </font>

uhh...yeah, Bango, sure, pancakes and gerbals ( you'll have to humor him guys, he's a little upset lately. Ever since Barnabas left us, he's been yelling and throwing breakfast meat at everyone. this mornig, the little devil hit Hannibal in the eye with a sausage link. It was not a happy time.)

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<font color = "yellow"> Say "hi" to Bango, Jo-Jo's friend and faithfull sidekick.He helps me bounty hunt.</font>

The Un-Council's Disgruntled Bounty Hunter
-Calypso

[This message has been edited by Jedi Calypso (edited June 17, 2000).]

"gumshoe sam was amazed at the organization of the horaces. he knew, as he swept up the sweat from his mocassins, that this would not be an easy hit. they had their mature thugs lined up, circling protectively around their young, prepared to fight off any villianous intruders. any one horace could render him sockless if he were to make a single mistake. he hesitantly put a mocassin in the butterfly net. this would give him the diversion he needed to strike them out. he waved the net and quickly tossed out into the circle; in a split second, he unwrapped the bowling ball. they froze -- they had no choice but to surrender.

a hoarace's work is never done.

but then again, neither is detective sam's. here's to you, gumshoe."
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[This message has been edited by lightbulba (edited June 17, 2000).]

Ahem, <font color="lightgreen" size="10">SPUNKBALL!</font>
<font color="white">
pass it on... (that's the key here)

; L~

"the grass is always greener"

Oh, No! "SPUNKBALL?"

that what the devil says to me!!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

And now its time for the quote of the week:
this weeks quote comes from Ralph Wiggum.

<font color = "blue">Ralph says:</font>

<font color = "red">"And over there is the big rock. Thats where i saw the leprecaun. He tells me to burn things" </font>


[This message has been edited by Jedi Calypso (edited June 17, 2000).]

Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:
<font color=blue><font size=1>Now that you'e leaned so far forward that your nose feels staticky and squinted just to read this, aren't you sorry you even bothered in the first place?</font></font>

my eyes fell out trying to read that, crap, Bango, get those for me, wait, no, Bango, those are not toys, Bango, no! Drop!
Bad monkey! Drop! Give those eyes back to me this instant!

<font color = "yellow"> Bango: EEK! EEK! </font>:throws the eyes to Zoom Rabit: <font color = "yellow"> EEK! EEK! Keep away from Calypso! EEK! EEK! </font>


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<font color = "yellow"> Say "hi" to Bango, Jo-Jo's friend and faithfull sidekick.He helps me bounty hunt.</font>

The Un-Council's Disgruntled Bounty Hunter
-Calypso


[This message has been edited by Jedi Calypso (edited June 17, 2000).]

this is my absolute favorite thread of all time in this forum, so I've decided to try and revive it, so once again Radio Free Saturn is on the air!!!! (accompanied by the Throne Room music at the end of ANH) so feel free to post any and all of you nonsequeter thoughts and ramblings here, like this:


how hard would it be to lick a squirrel? I wonder


see? its easy!!

Meeeeeemories.....yeah, that was a good post....back in the good old days. Anyway:

So the dog's barking. Its barking at me. I mean, it's obvious, it's barking at me. And all of my senses, the blood in my viens, everything I've got is screaming: "Take off man, just bail, just get the f*** outta there" And panic hits me like a bucket of watter, first there's the shock of it, BANG! right in the face. So I'm stading there drenched in panic, and they can smell it man, sure as that f***ing dog can, they can smell it on me.
-Mr. Orange

Ha! Anyone who knows what movie that quote is from, ill email a jar of potato salad to.

By the way, im a Gungan, let's hear it for me!

Zoom's been missing from the forums since a little after september 11th...he kinda vanished. :(

Resevoir Dogs, great flick Calypso... I like the potato salad with the little pieces of hard boiled eggs by the way...

and not to mention...I haven't seen Zoom Rabbit in a long time, anyone know where he's been?

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

"I'm hungry, let's get a taco." - Mr.White

What the... seems like people can't let the dead rest in peace ^^"

Zoom? What about lightbulba? What happened to him?

Come back!!! Drop some wisdom on this forum.

Or don't!!!
I could care less or more.
I have no son!!!

Well, then, Kylilin, if you know so much about Reservior Dogs, then why don't you tell me what "Like A Virgin" is about.... (the entire dialouge) ;) ;) ;)

that dialogue is a little too r-rated for this forum, but I will recap:

****ty (?) girl meets john holmes, john holmes and ****ty girl go at it, ****ty girl gets it so good that it reminds her of her very first time, thus, like a virgin...

Nice Guy Eddie- Ok, everyone cough up some green for the nice lady.

***Everyone throws in a dollar, everyone, that is, except Mr. Pink***

Nice Guy Eddie- (to Mr. Pink) C'mon, throw in a buck.

Mr. Pink- Uh-uh, I don't tip.

Nice Guy Eddie- You don't ever tip?

Mr. Pink- Nah, I don't believe in it.

Mr. Orange- Let me get this right, you never tip?

Mr. Pink- I don't tip because society says I have to, I mean, if they do a good job, if they really put forth that extra effort, I'll give them something extra, but this tipping automatically, it's for the birds!

Mr. Blue- Hey, this lady was nice.

Mr. Pink- She was nice, she wasn't anything special.

Mr. Blue- What's special, take you in the back and s*** your d***

***They all laugh***

Mr. Pink- I mean, as far as im concerned, they're just doing their job.

Mr. White- You don't have any idea what you're talking about, these women bust their ass, this is a hard job.

Mr. Pink- So's working at McDonalds, but you don't feel the need to tip them, but why not, they're serving you food, aren't they. but no, it's like society says:"Tip these guys here, but don't tip these guys over here, and that's bull****.

Mr. White- Waitressing is the number one job for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job that basically any woman can get and make a living on, the reason is because of the tips.

Mr. Blue- Yeah, you don't care that they're counting on your tips to live.

***Motioning with his fingers***

Mr. Pink- You know what this is? This is the world's smallest violing, playing just for the waitresses. Now I'm sorry that the govenment taxes their tips, that's screwed up, but it ain't my fault. It would seem the waitresses are one of the many groups the government gets in the butt on a regular basis. Show me a piece of paper that says the goverment shouldn't do that, and I'd sign it, put it to a vote and I'd vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball....and this non-college bull**** that you're giving me, I've got two words for that: "Learn to friggin' type", because if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big surprise!

"the guy looks like the f'n THING!!!"

And now, the news:

Originally posted by Hannibal
Zoom? What about lightbulba? What happened to him?

Zoom dropped these forums and took to hanging out at XWA.net. He was there until mid-October last year, before suddenly vanishing without a trace. We have an ongoing Rabbit-hunt (not that kind of hunt) awaiting his return.

As for Bulbous, IIRC he just kinda drifted away, his posts becoming less and less frequent.

And now, a word from our sponsors:

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Could it be? The one and only?

Dare we...?
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Two caramel battle droids and an electric sheep??????

oh no, I remember the Electric Sheep, very scary stuff...

*Runs around screaming* NOooooooooooo!!!!!!

Not to fear, Pedro, we'll simply have to unleash the.......dare i say it.....yes.....

We'll have to release the **shudders** The Gas-Powered Crocodile.....

I'm sorry it had to come to this.

By the way..... does anyone know what they call a Quarter-Pounder With Cheese in Amsterdamn? The winner get a grapefruit.

I don't know about Amsterdam, but in France they call it a Royal with cheese becuase of the metric system...

Very good....what about a Big Mac? What do they call that in France?

I seemed to have tripped, stumbled, and fell into here. And being the curious, often dangerously stupid person I am. I think I'll be an idiot and post something my brother just told me....so here's for my bro (nicknamed Wedge.) Wedge.

Wedge Says:

THE YELLOW DISH TOWELS LIVE! THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! IF MY SIS TELLS YOU THAT I AM INSANE...DON'T LISTEN TO HER!!!!!!!!!!! but itf she tells you anything else, listen cause she's pretty good with a lightsaber.


Okay that was very irrelevent to whatever you were talking about, I know. But I hope you all don't mind. Just don't tie me up and throw me in the way of any trains.


Gee, I'm unusually hyper this morning!

**Looks at the judges**

No.....no...I'm sorry, we can't except that as an answer to what they call a Big Mac in France....anyone else?

its called le Big Mac, but what about a whopper in France?

I don't know, I didn't go to Burger King.

You know what they do to their french fries in Holland?

mayonaise, they put globs of that sh*t on there (and so do I)
but why did Tony Rockyhorror get thrown out of a fourth floor window?

The same reason the chicken crossed the road-

To get to the Holy Grail next to the shrubbery!

Marselles Wallace had his boys throw Tony Rocky Horror off his balcony through his green house (since then, the man has developed sort of a speech inpedament) because he gave Wallace's wife a foot massage.