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Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 8:59 PM
#128
"Hold on to your-" Burne began, and suddenly flipped the ship over, barely dodging two more shots that had come....  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 8:40 PM
#125
"My goddamn answer is that I don't remember it being against the law to have stowaways."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 8:36 PM
#122
"On what charges?!" Demanded Reynolds....  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 8:27 PM
#120
The captain cursed in huttese, and took out his comlink "KAYLA! That part installed yet?" "Gonna need some more time captain" "Time we don't have. You keep working on that, everyone else battle stations." He gave a grin...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 6:26 PM
#111
Burne muttered a curse at Elron, and the captain approached him. "Get this to Kayla, and tell her. I'll give him the tour of the ship."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 5:44 PM
#109
A small hatch on the ramp opened up, and the barrel of a blaster rifle came out of it. The captain said "It's okay, Burne. Let him in." The hatch closed and the ramp slowly opened back up. Standing at the top was Burne, blaster in hand,...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 5:31 PM
#107
"Now give us the part and get your ass on the ship. Things could get very unfriendly in this system soon."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 5:18 PM
#105
"Kid, you haven't seen us fight." The captain nodded. "All right. You can come along. But let's make this clear, you try to pull anything, and I mean anything" He gestured at 'Vales' "And you're going to find yourself on th...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 4:49 PM
#103
Orlov looked taken aback, knowing his plan had backfired. He turned to the captain. "You can't seriously be considering bringing him on the ship!" The captain shrugged. "You brought this on us, now you deal with it." He turned ba...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-04-2005, 9:00 PM
#99
"You want passage on my ship, you're gonna have to work for it. It's going to take more than just a part. " Said Reynolds. "So tell me, other than waving a lightstick around, threatening people, and moving stuff around, is there anythi...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-04-2005, 8:30 PM
#97
"Orlov" Said Reynolds angrily, but Orlov continued. "We picked up someone else by that name......a relative of yours probably."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-04-2005, 5:38 PM
#95
"Tysyacha?" Interrupted Orlov. Reynolds glared at him. "I'm sorry, cap, but she ain't worth getting one of us killed, or worse. " He turned to the man. "I've got some info that just may be worth that part. "...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-04-2005, 4:44 PM
#93
(Happy B-day)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-04-2005, 3:48 PM
#90
"Well, if you give us the part we can fly off, I can talk things over with my crew and we'll get back to-" BANG! A small explosion occurred next to the man's foot. Orlov, holding the smoking gun, shrugged. "Finger slipped."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-04-2005, 3:40 PM
#88
"Well, since we are, as you say, old friends I suppose you won't mind handing it over. "...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-04-2005, 3:34 PM
#86
The captain recognized the man, and immediately aimed his gun at him. Orlov and 'Vales' did the same. "What do you want?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-04-2005, 1:44 PM
#84
As they walked off the ramp 'Vales' spoke. "I got a bad feeling about this." Reynolds nodded. "Burne, Kayla, stay with the ship. If we're not back in fifteen minutes, take off, get help, and come back to rescue us." "Wha...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-03-2005, 7:34 PM
#82
'Vales' wandered the ship aimlessly, knowing that if he fell asleep the dream would come again. After awhile all the lights on the ship came on, and the Captain's voice came through the comm system. "All right, lady and gents, time to get up an...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-02-2005, 2:10 PM
#79
"Where you come from isn't any fault of yours." Said Reynolds. "Neither is who you worked for before. What matters is what yo do now. I'm trusting you, and I swear we'll do anything in our power to stop these guys." Orlov looked a...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
  jokemaster
10-01-2005, 4:04 PM
#77
A man stands in the same spot where they found Tysyacha. He approaches the exact spot where she was lying down, kneels down and inspects the ground. He stands up. "She's gone." He says. "And not alone. " He follows the group's tra...  [Read More]
Posted in: A Second Cantina, Perhaps Some Ale, but No Sandstorm
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 7:46 PM
#103
"Well I can try the crime syndicates next. " The same process repeated itself, the crime syndicate had had dealings with Lachlan, but hadn't heard from him in a long time. To them he was known as Tud....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ancients Strike Back!
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 7:47 PM
#101
"You guys saved my skin. It's the least I could do. But be careful. These people.....they're not jedi, not sith, something else."...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ancients Strike Back!
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 7:40 PM
#99
"All right. Follow me to my ship." Once they reached the hangar Nate began speaking. "They hired me to get them some, shall we say less than legal digging equipment. Laser drills that'll cut through cortosis and the like. They set the...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ancients Strike Back!
  jokemaster
10-05-2005, 7:01 PM
#97
Nate had returned by then. "If you're going I can give you the footage of what I saw there. May help you find it."...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ancients Strike Back!
  jokemaster
10-01-2005, 6:43 PM
#94
Nate stood up, gave a half-joking bow to Naleen, and headed out to the armory. Once there, the guards stationed there watched curiously as he found the container where the weapons confiscated from him and his ship were kept. He took out a gunbelt,...  [Read More]
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