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jokemaster

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Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 7:14 PM
#190
Kayla smiled and began speaking rapidly. "I'm trying to install the compression coil for the hyperdrive, but this model is too outdated, it doesn't fit in the slot the other one left, so now I have to reroute it through the suspension which mea...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 7:01 PM
#187
"So how'd you get the honor of being Riebe's apprentice?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 6:46 PM
#185
"I'd heard rumors they were back, 'cept of course it was supposed to be all ten of them."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 6:37 PM
#183
((Hm....I'll PM him. )) "So, your former master and her friends frighten the jedi, but aren't part of the OC, interesting."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 6:29 PM
#181
"Luke would, I don't know about the others. See, usually I wouldn't ask, but after those two...."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 6:22 PM
#178
"Yeah, nice to know someone's on our side." He sighed. "Can you at least guarantee we won't get shot at when we get there?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 6:13 PM
#176
"Yeah, now let me ask, what the hell is the BC?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 6:08 PM
#174
"Erm......he's not Nihlite, he seems to be a hermit, a big drinker, and he's lucky in a turret."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 6:02 PM
#171
"Bad-tempered, cocky, mild tendencies toward evil. "...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 5:55 PM
#167
"Well, seeing as I didn't exaggerate or lie, I don't give a womp rat's droppings" To Alyssa he said. "Well, we'd like, for one, some protection against the jedi. We picked up a passenger, you see.....and they might have some problems...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 5:48 PM
#164
"Would it be two trigger-happy furball jedi-wannabes with a broken shield generator?"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 5:23 PM
#162
Kayla stood up, looking surprised, then embarassed at her reaction. "No, not at all come in." ====== The captain sat in his chair in the cockpit and contacted Alyssa, he had saved he ship's code from their previous exchange. "Hey, jed...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-05-2005, 11:08 PM
#158
The crew drank and laugh. The captain told stories from his days in the Imperial Navy, about an officer who got the medals and rank marks stripped off his uniform right before the Grand Admiral visited. The crew laughed. "And nobody warned him?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-05-2005, 10:26 PM
#156
"Smartest thing's that ever come out of your mouth." Said the captain, and they all drank....  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-05-2005, 10:09 PM
#154
((Ship is the Fable)) Reynolds grinned. "Come on down." He led Elron down to a small kitchen, where the rest of the crew was waiting. It was a tradition, after a narrow escape. Burne held out a bottle of ale. The captain popped it open and...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-05-2005, 9:58 PM
#149
Reynolds and the crew cheered "Whaddya know, newbie. You might be worth something after all. Burne, when Kayla finishes jump us to hyperspace, I'm gonna contact Alyssa and tell her. If these guys were jedi, she can help us."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-05-2005, 9:49 PM
#146
"Well gee I wonder what Master Skywalker'll say when you tell him that you pulverized the ship WITH HIS FREAKIN' PACKAGE ON IT!" Yelled Reynolds...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-05-2005, 9:42 PM
#142
"We don't have that kind of time." He switched channels. "Kayla how's it going?" "It'd be going a lot better if we weren't moving so much." "We'd be spacedust if we weren't moving so much. " The ship suddenl...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-05-2005, 9:31 PM
#138
"Screw you, you know we had no choice."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-05-2005, 9:23 PM
#134
"Yeah? Well I'm a little busy right now, what with the fact that these guys are after us because of YOU!"...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-05-2005, 9:11 PM
#132
"Of the two of you that 'retard' is the only one doing his job correctly."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Episode XX: The Jedi, the Sith, and the Hunger
 jokemaster
10-05-2005, 9:08 PM
#130
"Sure, in fact, why don't we also ask these guys to warn us before they shoot and to stay still so you can hit them." Said the captain sarcastically. "I thought you said the force would help you with that."...  [Read More]
"Where we're going, there's more than a few things creepy." whispered the man back. He didn't look at all disturbed to see the apparent multiple personalities....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ancients Strike Back!
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 5:26 PM
#107
Nate sighed and went around the ship till he ended in the officers' lounge. He hacked the keypad easily and stepped in. All the officers stared at this man, aparently a guest of their leader, who had just broken in. Nate shrugged and took out a dec...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ancients Strike Back!
 jokemaster
10-06-2005, 5:10 PM
#105
"The guys on Dagobah. The ships that followed me were pretty normal, but they had others, ships like I've never seen, and I study them, I know the oldest models and the newest. Just be careful."...  [Read More]
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