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Posted in: 8/32/64
 Alkonium
06-08-2010, 9:14 PM
#79
"Frankly, I'd rather be an individual than a 'model citizen', or normal, whatever that is. We're supposed to be able to think what we want, and they're not supposed to push political viewpoints like this. The fact that they don't like us questio...  [Read More]
Posted in: 8/32/64
 Alkonium
06-06-2010, 9:20 PM
#73
"As is George Orwell, and it refers to conditions like in his novel 1984. A world where the government can lie so easily to the people, no one even thinks to question it. Or in this case, no one even thinks at all." Jeff explained to the gr...  [Read More]
Posted in: 8/32/64
 Alkonium
06-06-2010, 7:02 PM
#70
Jeff rushed into the Hut, having just made it out of the LTC. "Sorry I'm late, bedpans are nasty work, and there's no way I'd go out after that without a shower." He explained, but his gaze was soon turned to TV. All he had to say was "...  [Read More]
Posted in: 8/32/64
 Alkonium
05-29-2010, 10:31 PM
#18
"And that's why I don't even bother with that nonsense." Jeff commented after seeing Jiyhe's little debacle. Noticing the group looking at him, he added, "I guess I'll take bedpan detail. It beats catheterisation assistance at least. T...  [Read More]
Posted in: 8/32/64
 Alkonium
05-29-2010, 2:40 AM
#7
Wow, it's like the administration is just as dumb as the students. Jeff Cochran, or Big Word Guy, as people called him, thought as he heard his name called over the PA system. It seemed as though he was being singled out yet again, but he took it wit...  [Read More]
"The implants are too strong." Kalla pointed out to Tonatius. Then turning back to Vector, she said, "You'll thank me for this later." At which point she hit him in the head with her unlit lightsaber, using just enough force to kn...  [Read More]
Noone like being tortured, and I doubt his masters are going to stop it once he's killed us all. He likely wants it to stop more than he wants us dead, and be could be a powerful ally if we do that for him. Kalla sent out to Tonatius through the Forc...  [Read More]
"If you're certain you're in good enough condition, we could use your help as well, Andorra." Reyvan added. "We will contact you when we are ready."...  [Read More]
"Unfortunately no, and any examination of a dead victim by the crew proved fruitless. Our only hope is that you can find a sample on Geonosis. If you did, would you be able to come up with a counter-measure?" Reyvan inquired. *************...  [Read More]
"According to our reports, they've already escaped, and destroyed the Cygnus with a makeshift auto-destruct. Anyone or anything still on board would have been incinerated." Reyvan explained. "Also, based on their report, we believe Doc...  [Read More]
"Very well." Komad replied, patching the Silver Eagle's FTL comm into the Republic fleet. "This is Jedi Master Komad Kaltas. We have managed to rescue the surviving crew of the Cygnus and determine the cause of its disappearance. Opera...  [Read More]
"You say you're being tortured as we speak? Then let me make you an offer. Surrender, and we'll help put an end to it. Masters who torture you, or targets who want to help you, which will it be?" Kalla asked, taking an alternative approach...  [Read More]
As the three remaining infected approached, they were all gunned down from behind by Iyav. "We need to get out of here now. There's only five minutes left until the cannons go off." He told the group as he and Komad led them into the hangar...  [Read More]
"Just Iyav, and he's on his way back from auxiliary control, but we also met another merc the Republic hired when we arrived. He's guarding the way to the hangar, where our ship is docked." Komad explained, sealing the door behind them once...  [Read More]
(Actually, it might work for the New Empire to see the Silver Eagle and the Star Chaser escape.) "Big mistake." Kalla said as the assassin's lightsaber approached her neck, and she saw it as the right time to break off her ploy, and take a...  [Read More]
Kalla activated her lightsaber the moment she heard the hum of Vector's, and she was about to parry the strike when Tonatius beat her to it. "Vector S'borr, I knew it was you who was after me, but I didn't think I you wanted me dead. And for a s...  [Read More]
"Then let's get moving." Komad replied, leading the twenty survivors out of the cargo hold. "We can still outrun these monsters, and if we can make it to the armoury on the way to the hangar, this should get a lot easier. Kurt, Atora,...  [Read More]
As Atora dealt with the zombies, Komad tried to access the cargo hold door's control panel. "This is Jedi Master Komad Kaltas, we've come to rescue you." He said into the comm. "Is it safe?" He heard back. "Yes, I've cleared...  [Read More]
Posted in: Terrify the Poster Below You!
 Alkonium
06-08-2010, 9:53 PM
#131
Bit odd. Coming home to find every cooking-type appliance on and full of Lithium Polymer Batteries....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
06-11-2010, 10:06 PM
#965
Bad idea, you'll break more than just the pacemaker. Inhaling Lithium dust....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
06-09-2010, 10:52 PM
#963
Good idea, in the case of Samus. They have a lot in common. Bad idea, in the case of Alyx Vance. He could end up taking a crowbar to the head from Gordon Freeman. Tricking a friend who's planning a vacation to Japan that "Hello" translates...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
06-08-2010, 9:56 PM
#961
Bad Idea, you'll end up taking a monitor to the head. Experiments on Will It Blend? not always blending....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
06-08-2010, 12:04 AM
#959
Bad idea, even if you manage it, doing that will scrape up your palms pretty badly. As a teacher/professor, expecting your students to be willing to fail their other courses in order to pass yours....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
06-06-2010, 11:50 AM
#956
Good Idea, hopefully anything you provoke him into doing will get him removed from office. Microwaving a bottle of Rum....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
 Alkonium
05-27-2010, 9:23 PM
#953
Good idea, everyone wants a Darwin Award. Boxing with wrist-mounted knives....  [Read More]
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