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Sokolov

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Posted in: The Crotch Thread
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:31 PM
#1
Say it with me: WTF??? Yes. It had to be done. Move all Raz's dad's crotch conversations here....  [Read More]
Posted in: Easy info.
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 12:18 AM
#237
I think we were just posting pictures so people would get to know us better. And now they do! They know we take pride in the exciting way we eat Psychonauts. Man, you have a lot of game in your mouth. ...I'm still a bit surprised that you have a f...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:32 PM
#120
I was even thinking about a new thread called 'The Patch Countdown'. Where we talk about Tom's crotch until we get a reply. Of course, the mod might not be thrilled. What mod?? (winkwink) It is sorta on topic. It IS in the game and IS such a major p...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:30 PM
#118
Hmm. What will we do when/if they reply? Have a party? A Crotch Closure party? If/when, look for a thread entitled "Crotch Closure!". The fanbase deserves an explaination about this poor man's crotch....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:25 PM
#116
All of this crotch talk just makes me want a reply sooner. Do you think they've read it yet? I wish I knew. Come on, DoubleFine! We need closure! Crotch closure!...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:18 PM
#114
... You're killing me, man. Killing me. Of course, I didn't help much with 'everyone wants a piece of this man's crotch!' Must be made of diamonds and gold dust, it duz!...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:11 PM
#112
Perhaps. But I am innuendo'd quite often. Not that I mind. I do it all the time. And remember kids, James Bond sez: "Anything can be penetrated with the right tool."...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:08 PM
#110
But hopefully what spews forth isn't about innuendos or making fun of me. Because that would suck. I'm not to big at making fun of people; don't worry. Esp. if there's not much to make fun of....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:04 PM
#108
Aww. How sweet. I've been sigged by the best of tormentors. Really, I love to talk to you. So scary. Look at me as a Jack-in-the-Box that has a big button labled 'random'. Push it and you never know what I will spew forth!...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 9:01 PM
#106
Sokolov. You scar my mind in the best of ways. Must. SIG....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 8:57 PM
#104
.... I think I'm crying. No more stories, plz. Aw... but I have so many that are startlingly similar! My job is very... interesting....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 8:52 PM
#102
I actually went to Goodwill today. The scariest thing I saw was an old lady in tight, red clothes and crazy, high, stringy blond hair. I want some excitement. Ok. Let me set up one: ~Many Moons Ago~ The buzzer thing goes off and I go to take a donat...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 8:45 PM
#98
Are you kidding? Wow. What was wrong with her? Was it the the smell of old clothes and sequins that got her? I dunno. She was fasting or something and she wasn't... exactly thin. Retail. Like I said, horror stories....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 8:35 PM
#94
You work at a Goodwill, correct? Goodwill is the most amusing store. Ever. Yes. I have many horror stories. We actually had someone "Shop 'til you Drop" today. She fainted and we had to call an ambulance....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 8:31 PM
#91
I'll try to be less annoying. I know how much days like that suck. We just moved into our brand new store at work and had the big 'Grand Opening' thing. Words to describe my day: busy long stinky stuffy loud forced-politeness hectic shirt-and-tie co...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 8:26 PM
#87
OMG... if Ray posts right after you the image of Tom/Dmitri appears! It's like a puzzle or a funhouse mirror... The two avatars just fit together. That would have gotten old quick though. Still cool, just old. That's why I left my avatar unchanged....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 8:24 PM
#84
Thank you. Like I said, my day = grrrr. Annoyance is even more not cool than it usually is....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 8:19 PM
#78
Support this 'cause' by not copying other member's images. Be original. I dunno, draw it or something....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 8:17 PM
#75
And dude, don't steal avatars. Make your own like the rest of us....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 8:15 PM
#74
Oh Sokolov did you know that you and me pretty much look exactly like... Believe it when I see it. And my hair isn't that long anymore....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 8:01 PM
#68
That would be cool. And then we could really be, like... conjoined twins. Or something. Perhaps we should all get crotch patch avatars. To support the cause. And also look damn sexy. Well, it's in my avatar. Like a little subliminal message tell...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 7:57 PM
#66
Dude you burned him like pyrokenesis and the sun put together. Yes. I've had a LONG day. Annoying things are tending to really aggrivate....  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 7:52 PM
#62
Oooh. Burned-- WOAH. YOUR SIG. IT = LOVE. I was going to make it my avatar so if I followed you with a post it would make a complete-ish picture. But I like my avatar and am resistant to change. So sig it was. Now every post has a patch on its crotc...  [Read More]
Posted in: psychics
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 7:46 PM
#59
Do you really(puppy dog puot) Sorry to break it to you, but you are annoying. Serious....  [Read More]
Posted in: The coolest Psychonauts-related dream ever!
  Sokolov
10-22-2005, 12:25 AM
#76
Wow. That was one sentence....  [Read More]
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