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SyntheticGerbil

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Posted in: Binoculars - Sam & Max Hit The Road
  SyntheticGerbil
05-28-2007, 4:32 AM
#4
Is that what you do in those pay to play MMORPORGS?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Binoculars - Sam & Max Hit The Road
  SyntheticGerbil
05-19-2007, 12:04 AM
#2
Isn't that what the manual pretty much told you though? I don't understand. It seems like it works exactly how it did when I played this game 12 years ago....  [Read More]
Posted in: Living up to expectations?
  SyntheticGerbil
04-29-2007, 5:54 AM
#43
Um, good guy? To tell you the truth I kind of wish I had used all my good SAT scores and nutgarbage to go to Rice. I would probably be a pretentious dickwad and all, but at least my life would be a lot more stable and wealthy. And then maybe I woul...  [Read More]
Posted in: Living up to expectations?
  SyntheticGerbil
04-25-2007, 1:11 AM
#40
It's actually somewhat like you said, but I've missed all the district manager visits up to this point. They get really petty over stuff that doesn't matter to anyone because no one seriously wants a career in retail unless they have self esteem pr...  [Read More]
Posted in: Living up to expectations?
  SyntheticGerbil
04-24-2007, 1:26 AM
#38
I don't really know and I'm sort of ashamed for working there as it's my first retail job, but at the same time I'm fascinated. And the pay is okay, better than all my other jobs, but I'll probably quit soon....  [Read More]
Posted in: Living up to expectations?
  SyntheticGerbil
04-23-2007, 11:31 AM
#36
Suitable for the bunch of pretentious dickwads that attend that school, I'd say....  [Read More]
Posted in: Living up to expectations?
  SyntheticGerbil
04-23-2007, 2:21 AM
#33
There's a bunch of easy chicks at my work if you want to come to a Walgreen's somewhere near Rice University....  [Read More]
Posted in: Living up to expectations?
  SyntheticGerbil
04-21-2007, 2:16 AM
#28
I don't like how Steve's 12 page digital comic is updated for an Eisner. Sure the art surpasses all of his runner ups by many years of grind and toil, but the comic is updated like once a month. How is that really participating in the "digital...  [Read More]
Posted in: Overrated Bands?
  SyntheticGerbil
04-24-2007, 4:58 AM
#31
I think the answer is everything that is overrated is paid for and marketed that way by the major label record industry. If we didn't have them spending billions of dollars to ingrain in our heads what to like and what is good music, why we would al...  [Read More]
Posted in: Reality 2.0 Another thread that Itchy did not author.
  SyntheticGerbil
03-26-2007, 1:48 AM
#7
You should really just start demanding sex really loudly over their cries of "No!" That is usually what works for me....  [Read More]
Posted in: Abe Lincoln must Die! - A post that Itchy did not start because I did. MEMEMEMEME!
  SyntheticGerbil
03-02-2007, 12:46 PM
#13
Isn't that what The Geek is for?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Abe Lincoln must Die! - A post that Itchy did not start because I did. MEMEMEMEME!
  SyntheticGerbil
03-02-2007, 2:31 AM
#11
You can never leave once Gametap has sucked you into it's womb....  [Read More]
Posted in: Another commercial whore - Surfin' the Highway
  SyntheticGerbil
02-25-2007, 3:01 PM
#8
And Bad Religion, the band, too....  [Read More]
Posted in: Another commercial whore - Surfin' the Highway
  SyntheticGerbil
02-25-2007, 2:29 AM
#6
Not always, but a lot of times I'll find something I want that is currently out of print, sometimes only by weeks, and some jerk makes a point of selling the damn book or dvd or whatever for over 100 dollars with "RARE OOP MINT BLAH BLAH **** MY...  [Read More]
Posted in: Another commercial whore - Surfin' the Highway
  SyntheticGerbil
02-23-2007, 12:31 PM
#4
I bet if you found it again it would still cost that much. Inflated internet prices piss me off....  [Read More]
Posted in: Amazing how stupid people are
  SyntheticGerbil
02-05-2007, 11:38 AM
#11
He's not doing anything illegal though since he does not mention the names of the software. Now if someone were to find out he was using DOSBox, ScummVM, or VDMSound and had proof then I think the profits should be going to the makers of those three...  [Read More]
Posted in: Amazing how stupid people are
  SyntheticGerbil
02-04-2007, 4:00 PM
#4
As far as I'm concerned that guy who is selling this garbage for all of these old games can choke and die from fellatio. I mean if you go to about any forum pertaining to this adventure game garbage you will be pointed in the direction of DOSBox, Sc...  [Read More]
Posted in: Amazing how stupid people are
  SyntheticGerbil
02-04-2007, 11:11 AM
#2
Hahaha, I think someone is selling ScummVM. But since they don't outright say it, you can't do anything about it....  [Read More]
Posted in: Saved Games
  SyntheticGerbil
02-05-2007, 8:11 PM
#34
I wonder if the saves are different on Gametap though? I'm sure Telltale doesn't hide secret "copyright" saved games on protected hard drives that get temporarily created on your PC....  [Read More]
Posted in: Saved Games
  SyntheticGerbil
02-05-2007, 11:24 AM
#32
Gametap sounds stupid. Just buy from Telltale. And if you want to play Incredible Machine Contraptions, it's like 3 bucks on Amazon....  [Read More]
Posted in: Do Wii like Sam and Max?
  SyntheticGerbil
05-07-2007, 11:20 PM
#43
I think we are well past our lynching days as white Americans, thank you....  [Read More]
Posted in: Preorder from EBGAMES
  SyntheticGerbil
05-09-2007, 6:49 PM
#40
Hahahaha, I liked that Spiderman joke, I really did....  [Read More]
Posted in: Preorder from EBGAMES
  SyntheticGerbil
05-01-2007, 8:32 PM
#38
Were they expensive?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Preorder from EBGAMES
  SyntheticGerbil
04-29-2007, 5:51 AM
#36
I've been to an adult novelty shop as a joke once on Montrose and they had like 20 volumes of "Filthy ****" and a large swollen hitchhiker's thumb for jamming into unwilling vaginas. It wasn't as filthy as I was hoping. It was like a comic...  [Read More]
Posted in: Preorder from EBGAMES
  SyntheticGerbil
04-23-2007, 2:15 AM
#31
Hey ladies, why don't you preorder a dildo?...  [Read More]
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