^ Naughty? Moi? Never. Nice as pie, that's me.
< Nice Nice Nice. (I'd say that covers it)
V Has a copy of "Armageddon, you're a-gettin', we're all a-gettin'" that they would like to sell me or perhaps give me for free out of heart goodness.
^ I have Conway Twitty
8 track tapes
I am willing to loan you
< weeeee!!!!!
V you want to haunted by the
ghost of my precious love.
^ Don't I know it!
< Is a "sexy beast" according to some people.
V You must also be a sexy beast!
^ Yes, it is true. I am the sexy beast. Yowza. Yowza.
< I have a large collection of bottle caps. Perhaps you would like to count them with me, baby. Grrrr. Oh yeah.
V What have you done with Simple Simon?
^ Uh, dunno...:confused:
> *is back*
V Uh, likes ice cream.
^ HA! U r WRONG! I hate ice-cream.
< I have Narcolep
V Go to hell. Don't forget to bring back bread and milk.
^ ....?
> Invaded by more stupid Internet ads.
V Hates ice-cream.
^ OMG!! You are a reader of minds!
< Stupid
V Is with Stupid
^ :wstupid:
> :beam2:
V :wavey:
^ Muah! :kiss:
< Bad Kitty...:naughty:
V Utinni! :jawa
^ Utinni!!!!!
*did you get your
walking avi yet
Kaldaravera?
< going to watch Evolution tonight
saw the Bubble Boy yesterday night
V Echuta!!!!!
^ Er... Muah! :kiss: (Yes, that should cover up the fact that I don't know what the hell "Utinni" means. Or "Muah" for that matter.)
< I think I'll shave my head and start calling myself "Brother Gendo Enlightened Pathways"
V What did you call my mother?
^ "Muah!" Is the word used when you can't officially make the kissing sound for someone. It's my word on the forums for a kiss.
< Needs to check her email, obviously.
V What'd you call Gendo's mother?
^ That's what I'd like to know.
< I'll need some robes to go with my shorn pate and new enlightened name.
V I'll ask you one more time, what did you call my mother?
^ Hibblety Gibblety Granity Gook
< says last page is thread
going to go expire, if it does
we'll have to make part deux
V you are the Walrus Goo Goo Ka Choo!
^ Coo coo kachu to you too.
< I need a drink
V Come drink with me. We'll get smashed and then we'll go shoot rats in my attic. And maybe a few streetlights. Whaddaya say?
^ We'll be shooting cops too?
> Shoot over 10000 GTA2 cops.
V Has GTA2.
^ I've told you before, no. I have GTA1 and GTA3, that's it. But I dowloaded Counterstrike last night, so get ready to kick my ass! (Yes, I meant to say that.)
< I'm off, to trip the light fantastic
V Will you join our shooting spree?
^ Yes.
> There's a bug on my computer! Oh, wait that's a virus: HEEEEE%#@^N DShysdhj53werhbf
V t32b5g34wh6j34awj6
^ Don't give me your filthy random numbers and letters disease!
< I already have a virus on my computer. It's called Windows 98.
V Oh my god it's horrible! What is it?
^ it's just me
an ugly bag of mostly water.
< good luck with that job thing
on monday aug 26th Gendo!:D
V a feeling of dread or is it
stomach gas appraoches next.
you quake and shake
like a jello bomb
^ Why, you took the words out of my mouth, sir.
< As far as I can tell, I am now a shift worker. I don't even know who I'm working for. I miss my old job.
V Is never afraid to buck the system.
^ you sir are a Bonzi Buckaroo
< shiftwork is nice
especially the night shift
because then everyone you meet
you can say: "I am the Night!"
V eats
banana fried chicken steak
just like the King did
^ Like the King?
< I am the King, the King of Wishful Thinking. Or is that "Excessive Drinking? Bah I'm too drunk to remember.
V Hey, I have an idea! Let's get pissed!
^ if only you could do it electronically
< and those *****'s in Star Trek drink
modifyied non drunken alcohol even chief
O'Brien god, his Irish ancestors would be
turning over in their graves.
V wants to break out their
Bikini and visit the Caribbean
(curse those compelling
side advertisements, on our forum)
^ No side advertisements, no forums. Also, my bikini is none of your concern and I'll thank you to keep out of my personal affairs.
< The only thing I value more than my bikini are my satin and lace teddies.
V So tell me, is it really not easy being green? Or are you just being a whiner?
^ there is nothing like a good wine,
my favourite 'I wanna Go To Miami!'
you weiner
< saw a bit of a movie with Scotty
playing a man servant to a dog,
wow ST convention money only goes
so far I gather.
V is going to point an arrow
at me and snide and sneer
but I fear not.
^ is now sucking on my arrow!
< Is sat in college very bored
V dosn't give a shiny sh!te :D
^ On the contrary, my ****e be very shiny.
< I don't really have glasses like my avatar does.
V Gimme a drink. I'm outta booze and I'm broke. But most importantly I'm outta booze. And broke.
^ a bottle in front of G
is like a frontal Lobotomy
< this morning
I found a plastic wrapped
piece of chicken sitting
on my kitchen counter,
so no joke, I am going to have
like Chicken tonight,
like chicken tonight.
V will she finally be ungrounded?
hopefully Kaldaravera will post next.
(if not looks good in
IK's frilly girly unmentionables.)
^ Purely a comfort thing.
< I have no time for jibba jabba.
V Stay in school.
^ "The spark of his life has been smothered in sh!te. His spirit is gone, but his stench remains!"
< "Oh, my! Noone can get into that position!"
V "Get offa me!"
^ your just a stupid girl with a flower
< better a stupid girl with a flower
than a stupid boy with a stick
V 'Hello! It's called a Lance."
^ I had a lance once. He got away though.
< Being all that I can be.
V I control your destiny.
^ also controls my news page...which is DEAD!!!!!!
< needs to fix the news system
v wont wanna help!!
(dont worry gendo, it wasn't your fault...much :D:D:D)
^ should I help the helpless?
I would if I could but the Atlantic
stretches between us; and I must sing
the song about "The Big Boat."
< monkey see monkey doo doo,
man never own a filthy ape.
V digs cyber spam advertizements
^ I had the last post here
< the forum did not acknowledge it
V now you have the last post here
^ is redeemed
< is getting a new pc soon (w00t :D:D:D)
V will want my old one :) (actually you wont...its steam powered)
^ you can keep it to steam out
the creases in your nickers
< wants to know how Gendo
possessed this post
so his name always shows
as last posted?
V had a salami and cheese sandwich
today before going to a seminar on
dynamic dust bunnies 101
off the topic for a minute, how did Gendo do that?!?! it also says that he started the word accosiation thread but I did...mmmmm
this thread is serioulsy muddled, head over to the one Darth started to continue the game.......
http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77566)