^ Excuse me? The smurfs are an insult to animated TV shows. Smurfette can suck an egg. I am so much better than her.
< Says, "Mean people need prozac."
V Needs some of Homer Simpson's homemade prozac... "Needs more ice cream."
^ wow! weeee!!!!!:D Kaldaravera wigs
and vents spleen, kind of, almost
Crazy daddy O! Gendo and I are
tarnishing her soul. look at me
I am eggplant spawn. Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!
< reading Lenore the adventures
of a cute little dead girl.
recomend it to all.
slave labor graphics
Roman Dirge author
V going to watch Legally Isis
on the movie network.
^ Is tarnishing my soul, apparently.
< *Jumps up and down, one arm waving in the air.* Me! Me! I'M gonna watch Legally Isis! Me! Me!
V Is also tarnishing my soul.
^ Has a heart of gold, and a soul of stainless steel. (So it can't tarnish, you know?)
< ............er..........um........Pass!
V Are you talkin' to me?
^ Is too kind to the likes of me.
< Doesn't deserve such good friends.
V Are you talkin' to him? ^
^ Is she talking to me?
< My avatar is scary lookin'
V S\he sell sea shells by the sea shore.
^ see senor only 6 pecos each
< Listening to Metallica at 7am
is a great way to start any day.
V has a collection of
Donny Osmond autographs.
^ Is just jealous of my Donny Osmond autographs.
< Is the bastard son of Theodore Bundy and Lucy Bates.
V Has an extra finger.
^ How did you know?
< THE DEVIL INCARNATE!
V You are but my footstool! Quake before me, mortal!
Above: HEY!!!
Me: I think there's something screwy going on around here!
Down: Will be online.;P
Ahhhhh! I just LOVE this ";P" smile...
Not THAT much...
Above: Again?:confused:
Me: I like spam.
Bellow: Guess who?:rolleyes:
You noticed it too. So it wasn't my browser. What's going on here?
^is not wrong
< should go a see a doctor
v will want to come with me...again :D
^ Gooodie Weeeee!!!!! Fun Fun!
I want to go on the Whirly Gig
this time. And I promise not to
Yak Up Cotton Candy,
like I did the last time.
< I wish I had blueberries
in the house seeming that it is
sunday morning I would have made some,
guess I'll have to use those
anchovies instead.
V Is Keen to join
the order of the Origami Crane.
Has applied several times
and always been disqualified
because of paper cuts.
^ Actually, it was because I kept trying to stab the other members with my scissors, but that's beside the point.
< An illusory by-product of your subconscious ego-border breaching the conscious side of your personal reality. Or it could be the wind rustling the curtains. Either way, ignore it and it'll pass.
V Loves a good fondue party.
^ yumm chocolate ant and okra
fondoo, slimy yet satisfying.
and he was expelled from the
fondooers of america society
for sticking other members
with his fondoo stick
< whenever that army guy
calls out alpha call numbers
it frightens me.
V wishes they had more
Pez dispensors in their life.
^ I had a bad experience with a pez dispenser as a child, and I'd rather not talk about it if you don't mind.
< Pine, tortured soul. Pine, I say! PINE!
V What the hell are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a tortured soul before?
^ Gendo is a fancy lad who pines so vigorously, it scares me. He takes no prisoners, nor does he have any reason to. Why would he take prisoners? Are you implying that he's in some sort of battle or war? You need help, friend. Serious help. Er.. I mean, I do.
< Has seen many a tortured soul, thank you.
< Is also sorry he called Gendo a "fancy lad."
V Enjoys leisurely walks at a brisk pace. "Health first!" is this person's mantra.
^ The correct pronunciation is "Fahncy Luhd" As in - "I - am a Fahncy Luhd" (Hey. You wanna buy a monkey? Heh heh.)
< Eine sehr gequalte Seele.
V You were the one who put razor blades in my Fruit Loops, weren't you? Don't lie.
^ guilty as charged I could not find
any flesh eating virus' at the time.
< listening to big bands bebop and bones
V Ye great Southern Pansy!
^ Only when you're holding sharp things.
< Kill me, for in death - I WILL BE MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER! OR JUST DEAD! Hmm. Maybe I haven't thought this through properly. I'll get back to you.
V Born free. Free as the wind blows.
^ Up yers, Yankee prick!
< Don't follow me, I'm unstable!
V If you ask nicely, I may just give you a million dollars! On the other hand, I may just shoot you in the face. How about it, care to try your luck?
^ Needs prozac... :D
< CHIBI-NESS!
V Wishes I would calm down every so often.
^should be a mind reader...wait a min.....she already is!! :D
< is very tired
v will want to come to bed with me :D heh
^ I'm all yours, big boy.
< He look - he look a-like a man.
V Flail your hands about, above your head, as though the possiblity of concern could not be further from your mind!
^ yes to whatever Gendo said above
(knowing him it was sarcarstic or nasty
but would probably apply to me anywyas.)
< tonight for dinner I am having
Szechuwan Tofu and Eggplant and Mushroom
peanut shiskabobs with steamed rice.
(Yumm slimey and satisfying)
V is very glad that I am not posting
as much as usual. because my posts
are goofy.
^ Hyuk. Hey Lurleen, look at this spikey haired liddle gurl!
< I'm not really nasty, am I?
V In the Navy.
Up: Is confusing me with someone else.
Me: Hates someone but won't tell who.:mad:
Down: Loves someone and will tell us who it is.:D
^ I love YOU, King Andrei, because you are KING! Long live the King!
< I hate you.
V You, I'm not sure about. Give me someting to go on.
^ A strange being whom I have no respect for
< Eating fudge
V I have no interest in you whatsoever
^ No respect, eh? No interest, eh? What use have I for respect, or interest? None, that's what! I don't care! Now if you will excuse me, I have to go into the next room, where I will most certainly NOT be crying like a little girl, and calling for my mother!
< I never get tired of talking about myself. I'm a regular Narcissus.
V Is a horrible monster who eats puppy dogs and small children.
Up: Is paranoid.
Me: Is very paranoid.
Down: Is even more paranoid.
Originally posted by GendoTheGreat
I love YOU, King Andrei, because you are KING! Long live the King!
Yup, you're gay alright, but I'm not.:p
^ Is it so wrong to be loyal to my King? And watch who you accuse of being gay, buddy, or you could find yourself on the receiving end of a severe bitch-slapping! Or maybe a nasty pinch.
< I am sad, becuse I have no popcorn. Very sad.
V There's a spider on your head.
^ Muah! *kiss*
< ACK! SPIDER! *Whacks herself on the head, rendering herself unconscious.*
V :naughty:
Up: Oh, yeah!:naughty:
Me: I like chocolate.
Down: Has a lot of MP3s.
Originally posted by GendoTheGreat
Is it so wrong to be loyal to my King? And watch who you accuse of being gay, buddy, or you could find yourself on the receiving end of a severe bitch-slapping! Or maybe a nasty pinch.
You have proven your loyalty. And for that It doubt the Knight GendoTheGreat. *Hits Gendo too hard with his sword* OOPS!:D
^ Relax, it was only my head. You could have hit something vital, so be more careful in future your Majesty.
< I have a f*cking weird problem. Every f*cking time I try to f*cking curse, I cough up a f*cking asterisk. It's really starting to p*ss me off.
V You, sir, are a cad! A cad, I say!
^ Oh, so I'm a cad am I? I guess you should talk. You love the King. Who's ever heard of King Andrei?
< Is looking for lurve...
V Does not like pickles
Up: WAIT, I like pickles!
Me: I am a CAD - Chief Administration of the Departament (Not telling you which one.)
Down: Will challenge me to a GTA2 game.
^ Sorry, I don't own it. GTA3 doesn't have multiplayer yet, so it's either the origional GTA, or no GTA at all.
< (Pssst, don't let it get out, but I'm not really loyal to the King. But I've lived long enough to know that if someone has the title "King" in front of their name, it's best to kiss their ass like crazy. At least until you can pull off a coup and take their throne, that is.)
V Why? Oh dear God, why?
^ *Cocks her head, confused.*
< Call me Shi-chan.
V If I had a dollar for every time you've called me cute, I'd have exactly no dollars because noone here's ever called me cute.:ball:
^ Cute. Cute cute cute. So very cute. Magically cute. Awesomely cute. CUTE! (Now THAT'S kissing ass.)
< I have a one-horned one-eyed flying purple people eater. Really.
V Keep young and beutiful. It's your duty to be beutiful.
^ One helluva nice guy... :D
< CUTE!
V :naughty:
^ Has a great big heart. Don't worry, they have medication nowadays to help with that. Sorry about the whole halved lifespan thing, though.
< Has discovered the disadvantages of owning a flying purple people eater at the expensive of a few friends. We were never all that close, but still...
V Is currently way down upon the Swanee river. Far, far away.
^ BWAHAHAHAHA!;P Gendo, I have been watching you, you have betrayed me! You are being now demoted from Knight to a simple peaseant. Never underestimate the power of your KING!!!
< Is not really king.
V Will click on this:
http://www.eyesontennis.com/ot/) (You'll LOVE it, trust me.;))
^ Ho ho ho... I don't geddit...
< Is playing Jak & Daxter
V Is currently being hunted down by thin, fast-paced thugs with tiny eyes and a taste of venison so you can be slaughtered, sent to the land of the dead and have to walk to the ninth underworld!!!!!!!!!!!!
^ Thankfully I'm not a deer so I have nothing to worry about.
< I have a song in my heart and a stone in my kidney.
V Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? And be better off than you are? Well, would you? Answer me, goddammit!
^ Sure. Why not?
< Nutball.
V Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
^ Man who stand on top of apartment building naked and screaming obscenities high on something a little stronger.
< My mother was the nicest person you could ever meet. I remember when I was a child, she always used to leave me at strangers doors in the middle of the night, just so I could give them a surprise visit in the morning! Wasn't that nice? And when the people took me back home, she was always so happy she would cry.
V I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley.
^ Baseball wrong. Man have four balls can't walk.
< Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty.
V Would LOVE to meet me in a dark alley.