dip.
I said I wasn't planning on getting drunk, but I already did that, Now I plan on going into space usually occupied by pirates to:
1.Pick a fight
2.Get some bounties
3.Take their ale.
You're definitely drunk.
[okay, now where the heck is everyone ELSE :D]
[Ah...let's leave Starkiller out of this. You can have too much of a not-so good thing]
Right... are we going to sit here drinking or destroy the imperial superweapon. Or, we could do some thing new and just forward the superweapon stuff to Command.
what do you think I have been doing.
(Funny that you haven't wanted to go into pirate infested territory)
[OOS: Yeah, and besides it wouldn't make much sense here, you'd have to read the other RPGs for it to work :D
BTW go to RSRP now, ...it is complete ;) /OOS]
I'm bored. I say we go destroy it. *laughs at the looks on their faces* Well, can you think of anything better to do?
[OOS: I already did...Darkstar! Syrnl will be having words with you, and his evil daughter Relethat will be mad!]
Nope! To the shuttle bay!
*Screen swirls with colour and Deac's face moves towards the screen and then back*
[OOS: That was lame...Deac Batkiller :p ;)
And about RSRP...I think I'd better explain a few things about what I did...nuances that you might need to know...but do you want me to explain? I haven't explained a thing so far, and it's going alright :D]
*follows Deac out of the cantina to the shuttle bay*
[Explain if you wish. It might be helpful]
*The party arrive at the shuttlebay...they are going ot have to distract the guards*
finds a bottle of Corellian ale.
[Ehe...not exactly :D In the RSRP (
http://www.lucasforums.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=101) Starkiller threads, he/it managed to possess Rwos :D]
*Rwos pauses* Eh...is Odin coming?
depends what are you doing. I passed out there for a little while, the power of the Ale overwhelmed me.
Odin, we're going to destroy a strange superweapon the Imps have but didn't build...
*Tries to lie to make him come along*
And I've heard it's first target is the planet Bu dwy zer, the galaxy's chief producer of all alcohol. Do you really want the empire to destroy that?
*Disturbance in the Force*
[oos yes this will be cool, no, i'm not gonna be evil. Ever hear "The Ends Justify the means"? that's what I'm about..../oos ]
*A cloaked man walks up behind the group*
You need not that ale.
Odin: I need not this ale..... wha.. hey, stop that!
*The cloaked figure smiles, and turn to the guards... guarding the Shuttle*
You guys are good, but you are not Jedi yet.
*The cloaked figure calmly walks up the the guard...*
You will leave this shuttle to me.
Guard: What?
You will leave this shuttle to me.
Guard:.... i will leave this shuttle... to... you....
*points to the guards*
You all need to go to sleep.
Guards:we all need .... to... sleep.. *yawn*
*The guards now fall to the floor, tired, and wery. Cracken smiles, and begins to wlak up the ramp. He turns*
Well, are you coming?
*Rwos stares, then laughs* Impressive.
So this is the power of the Force.
By all means, fellow Jedi. I'm Deac Starkiller, became a Jedi after an imperial experiment was done on me. Pumped full of midi-chlorians...etc...
Who are you?
Deac um, I make my own stuff so if the planet is destroyed then me gets money for selling MEAD
begins mumbling "delecious mead" over and over again
Will I be payed for this adventure.
Unknown Jedi now enters and interupts
You do that again Jedi, you will see why I am named Odin
The sky suddenly becomes cloudy, lightning is heard in the distance, a cold wind blows down street in front of the alley
[oos yes it is me changing the weather and not a sudden storm]
Let me introduce myself. I am Odin, leader of the Einherjiar, I can control the force although I have no formal training. I love Ale, and MEAD wonderful mead. I am an expert with a lightsaber, and traditional swords pats the sword on his belt. Through years of practive I'm an expert shot. Prefering to act as a sniper. In other words I'm very dangerous, and did I mention I like to drink.
Deac, is this on a planet, or in space, that use my ship I think I fixed the cloaking device.
If you agree meet me on pad 345 in an hour. For those slow that is pad 345 where my ship is docked. Or is it 354 um no definetly 345.
Bye
leaves cantina
Deac Starkiller, I've heard of you. Unlike yourself, I'm am a natural Force initiate, once a Hand of the Emperor himself. I've been trained in the Dark Side, and the ancient Sith Arts and wish not your Light Side, and it's holiness. It would be... diminishing. Though i mean you no harm. I have personal buisness against the Empire.
[oss: Minor Edit, thanx Admiral, for pointing out my error. Sith are cool. :))]
[oos: Don't you mean a True sith, since the Jedi use the light side and the sith use the dark side. Also if you don't see me post don't worry I work after school so Tues, and Fridays I won't be around, so if you get in a jam on one of those days I won't be around to save your ass.]
Where you involved in the project that made me?
Anyway, we have to go to the deep core... onto the shuttle everyone...
*walking to the cockpit of the shuttle, Cracken waves his hand, and the shuttle systems come to life, sitting down, in the pilot's chair, Deac sits in the co-pilots, and starts preflight checks*
No, I was unaware of many of the Emperor's projects. I was found when i was little, just a small child, on one of the planet's that was to be cleansed of the Jedi during the Purge. Vader saw my potential, and brought me before the Emperor, who trained me in the Sith and the Dark Side of the Force. He kept me in line and from waving from his leashe by keeping my family interned and in prison. After the Emperor's death at Endor, his last orders in a death Communication was to kill a political prisoners. My family was in the list. I seek revenge, not any direct aid to any rebellion.
*Keys in launch command*
You, know, revenge got my like this. I joined the Rebels after the Empire butchered my family. I tried to assissinate the General who commanded the assault, an idiot named Deyes [Hehehehehe!], got captured and pumped full of midi-chlorians. Part of me hates the change.
((OOS: Actually, the midichlorians would die if there was no Force-sensitive tissues in your body to continue producing them...of course those could have been added as well :D))
I am helping this "rebellion" because I am Deac's friend. I am not...from here...I have no personal stake in this.
*The shuttle lifts off, and makes a path out of system, Imperial TIE Fighters are on it's tail, but the Force is srtong, and Cracken navigates the course and escapes to Hyperspace.......*
Gets the feeling of being forgottened.
*The shuttle suddenly drop out of Hyperspace, and the crew looks at Cracken questioningly, lightsaber and blasters close at thier hands.*
Cracken: I'm getting to my ship. *points out the view window*
*The crew looks, and are in awe. A Imperial Star Destroyer, Mark II class, floats in the abyss of space.*
Cracken: WE'll take that to where we're going. I thought it might be useful.
Man! I haven't been on one of those since we stole one for a dare back in cantina part 2!
Hey...did we forget Odin?
We'll pick him up on the way. That base will be no match for our firepower.
*the shuttle lands in the Star Destroyer's shuttle bay. Stormtroopers line the bay, officers standing at attention, as Cracken exits the ship, the captian is standing at the end of the ramp.*
Kirda: My lord, the state rooms are prepared, and we are functioning at 100%. orders?
Cracken: Jump back into the system and send a recovery team for Odin. They mearly need to guide him.
*Cracken turns to the astonished crew*
My ship is your ship. *waves to the officers* they will escort you to your state rooms, and give you a tour of the ship. I wil be in my meditation chamber.
*Cracken walks off, and the Stormtroopers file out.*
Climbs into ship, opens secure line to the Einherjiar
Comm Officer: Odin sir, we were getting worried Frigga almost sent a team after you.
Don't worry, I can handle myself. Put Vidar on the line.
Comm Officer: Yes sir, one moment
Vidar:How are you?
Good. A problem has arisen; an unforseen player has distrubed our plans. I will continue monitoring them and see if they are the ones who we seek.
Vidar:Ragnorak is not far off, will we be ready?
I know, the nords told me, causing this journey.
Vidar: If they are not the ones needed the universe is doomed
I must go, I feel a disturbance here, Deac and the others are returning.
Vidar:Fare thee well.
turns off the Comm
*Deac is very uncomfortable about being around stormtroopers*
Are these ALL renegades?
Rwos...be on your guard. I'm beginning not to trust this man...
When the Empire lost at Endor, i was in command of a large battle group of Star Destroyers. When Endor happend, many of them split to re-enforce Coruscant, the few that remained i ordered to split off and go into hiding, only to re-appear at my command. There are about 2 more Star Destroyers at my command, waiting for my orders. These men are loyal to me, and will obey my command. have no need for you weapons here.
So why, then, are you out to destroy this superweapon. And why do you need us? There are plenty of rebel agents you could use to help you...
because like Skywalker, you have much untapped power.
*Deac and Cracken now walk alone in a hallway in the Star Destroyer. The cold click of Cracken's boots filled thge hallway with sound*
You need formal training, which i could provide. The Dark Side is more powerful than you can imagine. The choice is yours, of course, and if you wish, i could deliver you to Skywalker at the end of this mission, if you so wish.
I don't need training. I have had so many powers over the years... you know Lord Darkstar? He's my evil brother. We both become the mortal hosts of avatars of good and evil. You wouldn't believe what I've been through...but then...in truth...I've dedicated my life to destroying people like you...Sith.
*Cracken smiled* haha, you still don't realize... *Cracken's Comlink chirpped*
Com:Sir, we are dropping out of lightspeed. We are launching the team for escort. Base defenses will be neutralized.
Cracken: I must go to the bridge, you may make use of the ship.
*Cracken hurried off to the Bridge, leaving Deac wondering.*
waits for the escort [I better not be waiting at my ship while you go blow up stuff]
*walks up behind Deac*
So what do you make of this...
I have no idea what to make of this. Every instinct tells me something is wrong...
Finally gets on the ship, and immediatly scares the hell out of Deak.
So what do you feel is wrong?
i have an idea for this thread...
how bout try to make it a pre-qual to Ominesent Chaos?
but before cracken starts his 400yrs as Emperior...
*In the Imperial Throne Room on the planet that is currently developing the Imperial SuperWeapon, the New Emperior, awaits.
He feels in the force that there are meny distrubences, including of which dark side is allying with light side...
The Emperior grins at this, knowing who's going to arrive soon, thinking they can deminish the defences of this base.
The Emperior laughs at their pity attempt that they will make
The Emperior fore-sought the battle before it started and foresaw the outcome...*
[OOS: Omnipresent Chaos is a fun thread based eniterly on godmoding. This is meant to be a serious thread, so it can't link to Omnipresent Chaos. And the emperor is dead at this stage.
And PLEASE! DEAC IS SPELT D E A C, when will people learn! ]
What I feel is wrong... we here of a superweapon in the deep core. Then, a rouge Imp warlord shows up who just seems to want us specifically to help him destroy it and I don't know why. Something reeks rotten...
((OOS: Nonononono!! I have avoided Omnipresent Chaos because I'd nitpick so much that my head would explode :D this thread is COMPLETELY different :p
In other words, what Deac said. ;)))
Do you think...he wants to gain the weapon for himself?
You could be right. I think we should plan for a contingency, just in case.
damn that blows my idea right out of the water... :rolleyes:
but i thought there was a new emperior the rose after palpatine?
[oos: where in the world did you get that info from, and no there isn't a new emperor, oh and Deac I did that on purpose for leaving me behind]
If there is a conspriacy I kill him, if there isn't I kill the stormies that look at me wrong.
And I think he is, but I like the Star destroyer, if he turns maybe I'll take it.
You go ahead and do that. But what if he turns and we're stuck here on his ship?
Emperior: "To hell with it! im not really here!"
*Throws self down reactor shaft...*
You worry to much, and are we there yet.