leaving I NFGboy, to make the 100th post to thee and all i can say is YIPPEE!!
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I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.
I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.
Graphics are cool in CMI,
EMI jokes make you want to die.
Does Guybrush prefer white bread or rye?
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Money isn't everyting, but it helps
Steve Chicken
http://graeme.escapemi.com/images/chicken.gif)
EMI jokes make you want to die.
We all know that's a lie!
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"You don't need to see my identification" - Obi-Wan Kenobi / Guybrush Threepwood
EMI jokes make you want to die.
We all know that's a lie!
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"You don't need to see my identification" - Obi-Wan Kenobi / Guybrush Threepwood
I like pie
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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush
Am I the only one who HASN'T palyed EMI?
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Monkey_Girl
I am the queen of all monkeys! Bow down before me! BWAHAHAHAHA!!...I said bow!...Hey I'm serious!...BOW!...Stop that giggling!
You like pie?? I'd rather die!
instead, why not try a french frie?
how did i get here, i guess i clicked post reply.
people who dis on EMI do so here, why?
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I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.
I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.
Stan knows how to make a sale
My name is Von-Trap-Avich-Chemkovski-Bon-Tie
I know a girl called Maggie McFly who knows a guy called Benny McBly
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Totally zoned out, maaan.
Only good jokes are from Murr...i.
Some of the others are OK,
None of them curse beaters,
Except murray.
hey! My dog is all furry
I like Murray
I better hurry: there's a flurry
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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush
to play EMI i'd better hurry
in cmi, i really liked murray
the mi5 will be called "the monkey's fury"
OH NO i've been called for the $#&& duty jury
idea of mi5 is quite alluring
in red alert 2, there's a unit called yuri
since it was so buggy,my ra2's buried
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on elite force board
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http://www.btinternet.com/~armadamods/rankpips/T-LtCdr.JPG) -three headed monkey on escape from monkey island board
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i bin on this ship for eight long years,
i got lil critters livvin in me ears,
look at em, nasty lil things,
christ their **** really stings.
ah well im off to go play shenmue,
cos i jus completed MI4, its true.
i dont mean t' say this boastful-ly,
but dont you think this 1z eazia than 3?
"..he spent 15 years -gettin loaded and 15 years till his liver exploded; wots bob gonna do,now that he cant drink?.."
bobmonkey likes Nofx,
fatmike likes lots of sex
if you are not a punk, im sure this will perplex
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I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.
I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.
EMI wont work if your PC has bad specs
Murray's not as scary as a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Being scared by Murray is just whack...
Unless you wore a mortician's slacks.
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
pirates have hairy backs
and like to eat cracker jacks
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Wanted: one clever signature
i have a monkey named max,
he opperates my scanner,printer&fax
...and just when you think you can relax,
Some guy comes in with a big@ss axe!
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
and before u realize it he's changed into le'chuck
billy madison, what have we here?
why, miss lippy, its a blue duck.
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Wanted: one clever signature
So the duck blew chunks at LeChuck?
Will that demon pirate ever have any luck?
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
...and how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
It would be something made of wood, possibly in the shape of something rude...
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Then I bet all the guys would be laughing and pointing at it, saying, "Dude!"
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
The rhyming here is getting really screwed
I would make it better but i'm not in the mood.
today someone called me a pood,
i laughed it off and got some food.
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Wanted: one clever signature
Ah! But the food was in the shape of something lewd,
but then we told the canteen we thought it was stewed,
then Guybrush came and said 'We're all screwed',
And I thought well, what if we all went nude!!!!!
Ewwwwwwwwww...
why dose this butt cheek of a post get so many replies
a loser i know has one friend called kale
{no seriously if you dont believe me ill get him to send you an email
sorry i stuffed up the whole god damned ryme but i guess its not seen as a crime
eeeewww my fanta taists like lime :O
Hmm.. I'm stuck and can't come up with a rhyme...
Maybe we'll see what Ozzie has, that slime!
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http://www.capcorphq.com/friends/Dancing_Monkey.gif) Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Ozzie beats me every time
i need help navegating the mysts 'o' tyme
anyone know directions to alpha prime??
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Wanted: one clever signature
i'll sell ya them for a dime
all i have is a twenty,
but i need em so keep the change, itshould be plenty
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for sale: worn out signature, good condition, original, funny. $20 obo
will trade for mint shelby gt500.
dammit ive forgotten the way,
but i'll remember it again i'm sure one day
dont change the ryme so god damed fast or ill smash you so hard youll forget your past
texas is a fun place to play we'll be country hicks and chew on hay
dam i fuked up the ryme once again oh yeah and in texas i have a pet hen
I have one to and his name is Ben...
...sorry his real name is Ken