then the little monkey formed a gang
please excuse me, my phone just rang
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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either
But the monkey was actually an orangatang
I you think this is fun, then hear this tale
Of a man on a mission of fire and hail,
(even though this is surely to fail)
Where he is to kill a large looking snail
but has the orangataing ever sat down and sang?
i think not, so he must talk to people in slang
and boy howdy let me tell u that he has a GIGANTIC.....unmentionable
this apelike creature with the wit of a soup can lable
does he have a brother named Able?
or a sister by the name of Mable?
can he eat his own weight in hay from the nearby stable?
well, one day he tried and wound up under a table.
a man came along and tried to revive him, but was unable.
he had a very odd name for a man his size, it was sable
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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either
Let's all stand in the ghetto and slang
Lets all stand in the ghetto and slang
I'll surley make you fall to the ground
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"You will watch me STROLL throught the gates of hell!"
"Stroll?"
"Alright, ROLL, ROLL through the gates of hell!"
after im done with you, you'll wish u were HELL bound
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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either
LeChuck's been there before, many times round....
but he's a ****, guybrush is nice, addopted a puppy from the pound.
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stop reaching for the stars, they are REALLY REALLY far away and made of FIRE!
is 'pound' a verb or a noun?
My chicken has run off with a rooster and an owl (I'm very very sorry that was really fowl)
all i can do when i read that is scowl,
but i cannot spell so soak me in water and give me a towel.
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stop reaching for the stars, they are REALLY REALLY far away and made of FIRE!
aeio...whats the next vowel?
Guybrush lets out a mighty howl!
*INSULT*
You fight like you have an infection on your lower bowel
(ewwwwww)
i just watched this old house, whats a dowel??
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stop reaching for the stars, they are REALLY REALLY far away and made of FIRE!
um...how apropriate, you fight like a cow,
I can fight like a daory farmer and fight like a whale but how would you fight aiganst a three headed monkey and fail!?
Hey, I deserved to be impailed!
(Not to mention covered with snow and hail)
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"Mortal fool! Release me from this retched tomb! I will hide your keysin your upholstered furniture! And never more will you be able to find socks that match!"
Shut off your computers and go to sleep!!!
not before we defeat Ozzie Mandrill; he's a real creep!
kick his *** & watch him leap
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LUA Bar... Whats a LUA?
id rather do that than go to sleep!!
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/stephen.fisher1/0097.gif)
[This message has been edited by sammie (edited January 05, 2001).]
kick him in the nads & watch him weap
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LUA Bar... Whats a LUA?
which smells worse? Limburger or a big pile of rotting, scurvey induced, vegetable matter? Frankly, eating the vegetable matter would get you fatter, but eating the limburger is not worse than a frankfurter, but still I'd perfer to have neither,
I have a 204 fever,
hey, what happens when I pull this lever?
Aiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!
I'm sorry for leaving I really have to pee,
(grog'll do that)
Say that's a nice hat!!
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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush
ra ra ree, kick lechuck in the knee,
ra ra ras, kick lechuck in the.... other knee,
if we all go to sleep, who will watch the sheep, that would be so un cool, so dont be a fool!
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I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.
I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.
Since I started this topic, I'd better start to duel!
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Money isn't everyting, but it helps
Steve Chicken
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engard, touchee, that is soo cliche!! wait that doesnt rhyme with duel...im such a tool.
let me try again, if ever i see you, u will wish u had never clashed heads with this FOOL!!
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I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.
I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.
Escape Monkey Island is no longer cool!
You lie about that but Britney Spears makes me drool
Yay to Britney Spears
Nay to the EMI bad comment!
excuse me i'm going to vomet!
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"You may have seen me in your nightmares. I'm THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"
"Yipe."--Figurehead &
Guybrush
Come on, let try to rap to bring this up to 100 comments!
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Money isn't everyting, but it helps
Steve Chicken
http://graeme.escapemi.com/images/chicken.gif)
Come on, let try to rap to get 100 comments!
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Money isn't everyting, but it helps
Steve Chicken
http://graeme.escapemi.com/images/chicken.gif)
rap is crap,
now gimme some dap
im looking for monkey island...
anyone be able to point it out on my map?
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I have a theory about ants. I figure that if I step on every ant I see, then eventually by natural selection the ants will evolve to avoid me. It may take a few million years, but I'm patient.
I have a similar theory about voting against the presidential candidates who equally annoy me, but they evolve even more slowly.
A pirate I was meant to be,
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
thats from monkey island thrEE,
who here has more originaliTY?
have pirates ever been stung by a killer bee?
this rhyming is a great deal of fun to me.
it appears that all the other rhymeists have taken a flee.