OK, this is kinda like Glottis' sword-fighting game. Someone says something and I reply. Nothing connected with gerbils, purple, orange(s), backpacks or anything that isn't rhymable. I will ignore these. I will answer with a swashbuckling bucaneer reply. OK, start
(PS, if you think I am posting crappy topics, tell me to stop.)
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Money isn't everyting, but it helps
Steve Chicken
i'm sorry..all out of ryhmes
Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!
Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!
Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!
Try to fight us, you'll surely fail!
If you try to run I'll make your pretzels stale!
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
i'll kick yer arse while drinking an ale
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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either
My insults will land on you like mighty hail!
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
its too bad the sum of your wit won't even fill a pail
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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either
The micro brewery is conducting a sale
Let's all drink grog until we end up in jail!
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only if the prison guard's name is dale
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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either
then we can get him drunk as well and avoid paying bail
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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either
Both the University of Toowomba and everyone at Yale
Have HUGE keg parties with plenty of ale!
We'll capture a gallion and then we'll sail
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To a far off continent, then travel by rail
We'll climb up a rugged mountain trail
-All in search of "The Holy Grail"!!!
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mobydik was a giant sperm whale
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i have a physics test tomorro, i hope i dont fail
when i try and dance all i do is flail
48 year old man searching for single white female
i do hope that her name is Abigail
my dog is happy, he is wagging his tail
if those birds are not pigeons they must be quail
i have no time for this rhyming, i must get the mail
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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either
It must have been bad news; your face is turning pale.
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
Forget the mail, let us set sail!
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
Put up the Jolly Roger and pay the deckhands at scale.
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
With our blind look-out boy, who can only read braille.
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
ch, ch, ch, chip and dale
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can anyone lend me a nail
remember the oregon trail?
sometimes EIM is slow as a snail
but the audio is good, u may hear guybrush exhale
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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either
Yes, but does he ever inhale?
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
...and has he ever caught a monkey by its tail?
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
If so, then please tell us the tale.
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
And pray, please be thorough, leave out no detail.
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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents
well u see his lungs are very frail
and oneday he tried to no avail
to catch that monkey timmy by the tail
but then some clouds came over him like a dark vail
and the wind blew with a wicked wail
then he picked up a piece of shale
and he threw it at a nearby hay bail
it was such a shuddering clang