@ Mayham do you know where Paso Robles is?
Well DUH! I have him locked in my closet. He's been there for about a month...oh crappers, I never fed him... *checks closet* Yup, he's dead, and vamped somehow.
Yes, in my closet. Dead. Whoever he is.
Yay for dead people and vampires in closets! -holds up flag saying yay-
Well, i have some dead dude in my-AAAHHH! He's awoken, gotstsa do some vampire slaying...*slays vamp ala Buffy* Vampires are just so pesky, I should really call and exterminator.
Wait here you go, *gives 12 Guage Shotgun* That should work just fine
remember to aim for the heart.
Thanx, there are just so many, ya know? I have to go outside each night and chase them away since they trample the begonias. Oh god, another one *slaysX10*
~you gain +5 XP~
Wait,! they're invading my house too! ahhhhhhhhhh
*Grabs a 12 guage shotgun8
Suck on this, you neck biting B***H's!
Nyah, where is Buffy the Vampire slayer when you need her?
My mom knows somebody named Buffy.
Buffy is a fat girl's name.
Whoa. So I'm sitting on the can takin' a dump, right? When all of a sudden, the lights start flickering a little. So I sit there, and it's getting worse and worse, and I'm like WTF? And then one of the lightbulbs was like PPFFFFZZZT and it burned out.
...
yeah.
You see there was this baby struggling to breath, so I unclogged it's throat, then I shot it. In the face. With a hollow-point. On my new carpet.
He may be a lazy SOB now, but Keaton will always be Batman to me.
I'm pretty sure Steven Segal should be the next Batman. Actually, Steven should just make a 3 hour long epic movie that consists entirely of a close up on his face. It would win all all the oscars and emmies and crap and make people die from coolness or something. I'd see it.
I only need 457 more posts.
Until REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
Just a stupid status messege.
MOTHER****ING BOB ****ING ROSS.
http://no-sry.net:9000/listen.pls)
I like him, not only because he rocks, and I love his paintings, but also because my name is Ross. And I like art too. I think that's cool. But, I don't have an afro. That'd be totally sweet if I did.
I like him, not only because he rocks, and I love his paintings, but also because my name is Ross. And I like art too. I think that's cool. But, I don't have an afro. That'd be totally sweet if I did.
His show is ****ing awesome. It lulls me into a state of almost being asleep.
Yea, it really was insane watching him do those paintings on the show. He was so great at it, and made it look so easy. I saw one lke last year again. It still rocks.
Bob Ross is awesome. He did a fantastic job on the artwork of his. He does some crazy ****.
I registered exactly a year ago....cool.
*goes back into lurker mode*
I'm still jealous of your inclusion of Snakes on a Plane in your profile thingee.
I'm still jealous of your inclusion of Snakes on a Plane in your profile thingee.
You should.
And don't call me C.O.W or I shall feed you to the Sarlaac Pit.
*goes back into lurker mode*
okay C.O.W. I mean Commander Obi Wan.
* salutes*
I think Chase is from Iowa.
He is.
And don't call me C.O.W or I shall feed you to the Sarlaac Pit.
Ahaha! I just barely got that.
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From the coast that is.
I had a good shake on the way back.
Was is with a steak? Or was it green like a Shamrock?
(Lol, Stake and Shake, and mcDonalds refrences rolled into fatty badness)
'_' ...............................A milkshake.
Milkshakes aren't to bad... I never drink them though.. don't know why. Probably 'cause I have better things to do. I just don't see them high on my priority list. yet somehow, talking to strangers over the internet about them comes in higher...
I like when a girl likes me.
Whoa, now that was ramdom.
I like it when girls aren't dumb bitches, don't like kids, and can take extremely rude jokes.
I like when a girl likes me.
Whoa, now that was ramdom.
I like you as a friend. But no make out's. I'm saving that for those skanks in the marching band. :naughty:
..............I'm saving that for those skanks in the marching band. :naughty:
HaHa!:shades2:
I wish the marching band wouldmarch through the woods, so I could trip them up with some well placed 550 cord, like I do with the cross-country team.
And I'm telling you. Some of those geeks in the band are H-A-W-T.
Especially when they dance. They're like :emodanc: "WoOoOoOo"
They don't like it when you throw tomatos in pep rallies, yet they won't let me skip them either, and they also won't let me park on the sidewalk, I ****ing hate school Nazis.