Same rules as Caption Game I & II, poster picks winner and winner posts a new pic and so on and so on. I ran out of one-ups and I figure CGII has run it's course long enough. However this is Caption SUPER Game, thanks to modern technology we can now use the Off-Topic chip to post non-psychonauts related images! Basically, the poster, after picking the winner, tells the winner a general topic their picture must be based off of! I'll start out:
Topic:Psychonauts
http://palgn.com.au/media/pics/art_3837_id_11.jpeg)
Raz:Look into my eye. I said look into my eye you &%$#@!
ZELDA: lightsabors are sacred. just ask mace.
MACE: my lightsabor's the one that says,"bad mother f***er" on it!
http://palgn.com.au/media/pics/art_3837_id_11.jpeg)
Boyd ~ Against my better judgment, I have decided to give you my prized eye medallion.
Raz ~ You mean the ultra rare eye medallion which gives me plus 3 attack, and extra 4 hit points, the special ability to see! Along with an extra familiar and two new inventory spots!?
Boyd ~ No. Just a medallion.
Raz ~ Youre not going to give it to me now, are you...
Boyd ~ Correct.
Raz ~ Fine. Ive got other MILK MEN related things to do anyway.
Boyd ~ THE MILKMAN! WHERE?!?!
Raz ~ *steal*
Boyd ~ Against my better judgment, I have decided to give you my prized eye medallion.
Raz ~ You mean the ultra rare eye medallion which gives me plus 3 attack, and extra 4 hit points, the special ability to see! Along with an extra familiar and two new inventory spots!?
Boyd ~ No. Just a medallion.
Raz ~ Youre not going to give it to me now, are you...
Boyd ~ Correct.
Raz ~ Fine. Ive got other MILK MEN related things to do anyway.
Boyd ~ THE MILKMAN! WHERE?!?!
Raz ~ *steal*
WINNAR. For not swearing!
Topic:Dracula
SWEET!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/drac.jpg)
He's the original dracula.
He was a general of somekind that would kill his enemies with sharpened poles.
HE STARTED IT ALL.
Santa went by a different name back in the day. Needless to say it's no wonder he only comes out at night.
Vlad:Oh, I'm feeling quite foxy with this foxy moustash. Maybe I'll go pick up some menenites to slaughter, while making sweet love to them. Oh yeah, I'm such a player.
I'm hotter than Jonny Depp, and I haven't showered in 2 years!
Vlad:Oh, I'm feeling quite foxy with this foxy moustash. Maybe I'll go pick up some menenites to slaughter, while making sweet love to them. Oh yeah, I'm such a player.
Teh winnar.
NEW SUBJECT:.:.:.:.:SNES/NES games
SNES: Dad, i think you're cartrige needs to be blowen on. You're geting a black screen.
NES: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???
Teh winnar.
NEW SUBJECT:.:.:.:.:SNES/NES games
What are those???
super nintendo enertament system/ nintendo entertament system
Oh, like Donkey Kong??? Ok then!!
http://www.empire-of-the-claw.com/files/Donkey%20Kong_640.jpg)
Zelda, your first one didn't count because there was no pic up yet. Post again and it will count.
ok.
NES: Dad, your cartrige needs to be cleaned. You're getting a black screen.
SNES: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT???
WOW THAT WAS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE PICTURE YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
ANYWAY.
Life is tough in the streets of 8-Bit, kid. When your girlfriend isn't getting stolen by Gorillaz and writing HELP! in the wall, she's being stolen by Link an' his gang of thugs. There's only one guy who can get to the bottom of this place. And that's Super Mario-izzle.
(cue Flip Mode)
screw my first one.
MARIO: Hmm... I wonder what happens when I jump inside this carton of toxic waste?
(jumps in)
MARIO: OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THAT HURT!!!!! (dies)
Mario:This is the lamest Ice Cream Shoppe ever.
They all sucked. So the winner is Cheez.
your topic....Daniel Vosovic(His birthday was Sunday, Happy 25th sweetums!)
Daniel: God danm. Another year older. I gonna get a shower now. (does so)
Moments later
Daniel: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! SANTIO WHY THE F*** ARE YOU HERE?!?!
Santino: Happy birthday Daniel. I luvs you!!
Daniel:.......
Zelda, there must be a picture post first before you submit your cartion. Aww skrew Cheez, I'll post a pic.
http://x3f.xanga.com/7c3b926259d3142234565/b25174415.jpg) Post away!!
Little did he know those sandals are in reality a pressure-based trap planted by Darth_Ave that will suck him through the floor to her underground base.
Hmm, I expected better from you Smon.... somthing like
Daniel-Soooo, last night was goos huh?
Darth-Oh, so good. Too bad you're gay.
Daniel-You may have changed my mind on that one...
Darth-Just get back in bed.
Daniel brushed his teeth slowly, fearing somone was watching him.Slowly, out of the shower emerged... SANTINO!!! ~bum bum bum~
Daniel doesn't notice as Santino prepares to... RUB HIS BACK!!! ~ more bum bum buming~
Zelda....
"It's astethleticly NOT PLEASING!"
Smon wins, even though I expected more from him....
Topic:KingCheez(Mwahahah)
Cheez: Darth, what did I do??? Will you just stop being a bitch and talk to me. I really want to get that dress from your amazing collection for my trailor trash wife.
Ave:Listen Cheez, your mom. Bite me, bitch.
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7512/bob6zo.jpg)
hey, i found this for a pic if you're not gonna post one darth.
Why the hell would I use that one?
No one won yet.
"There was a silence unheard of to the Lucasforumers as they tried to figure out which one of those people was Cheez and what the heck they were doing on that island."
DUDE THAT'S MY DRAWING!!
Kar: You know, back in my day, I had to walk across leeches barefoot while my head was dunked in syrup.
Jak: I'm older than you!
Kar: Nobody asked your opinion.
...Darth said one of them was you.
Kar:Hey, wanna play Rock, Paper Scissors?
Jak:No
Kar:How about...
Jak:No
Kar:But I..
Jak:NO! goddamn it Daxter gets his own game on PSP and I get stuck with this???? What kind of idiot thought of a game called "Jak:Survivor" anyway?
*Kar slowly puts away his notebook with tons of concept ideas for "Jak:Survivor"*
Cheez: Darth, what did I do??? Will you just stop being a bitch and talk to me. I really want to get that dress from your amazing collection for my trailor trash wife.
Ave:Listen Cheez, your mom. Bite me, bitch.
Lolol Ave became a guy.
Kar:Hey, wanna play Rock, Paper Scissors?
Jak:No
Kar:How about...
Jak:No
Kar:But I..
Jak:NO! goddamn it Daxter gets his own game on PSP and I get stuck with this???? What kind of idiot thought of a game called "Jak:Survivor" anyway?
*Kar slowly puts away his notebook with tons of concept ideas for "Jak:Survivor"*
Winner!
Topic:Disney
Ok I'll get a pic in a sec
"Look out Mickey, that plant's about to eat you!"
"Mmmmmmm, I'm eating his brain with some fava beans, and a nice chianti. Cheez taste better than I thought. Teehee!"
Mickey: CAPTAIN'S LOG #2028 - WE HAVE AQCUIRED A STRANGE PLANT FROM SURROUNDING ENVIRONMENT. IT LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE IS MILK.
CAPTAIN'S LOG #2029 - IT WAS NOT MILK AND NOW I MAY DIE.
Oh my gawd, nothing beats that Cheez.
Mickey: CAPTAIN'S LOG #2028 - WE HAVE AQCUIRED A STRANGE PLANT FROM SURROUNDING ENVIRONMENT. IT LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE IS MILK.
CAPTAIN'S LOG #2029 - IT WAS NOT MILK AND NOW I MAY DIE.
Winner!
Topic: Meat Circus
Aw great, he's gonna do somthing about the 1337 circus.
lol. But seriously Meat Circus now or I will shoot you
*Cocks gun*
Noo, I thinks it's secret squirrel, and Secret Squirrel is bananas.
...OH!!! Rocky and Bullwinkle! They are bananas too.