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You may have your precious Superman, but only if you beat me in chess!
But there is a catch, you have no pieces! You must win them from me in trivia!
But! I will only ask questions about things in my house! You will never be able to answer them!
But I will not let you in my house unless if you beat the monster in the cellar!
But to get into the cellar, you need the key from the locked tool-shed!
And to get into the tool shed, you need Superman's heat-vision!
But you may only get Superman if you beat me in chess!
But there is a catch, you have no pieces! You must win them from me in trivia!
But! I will only ask questions...
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On a completely un-related note, I just realized I stopped the first caption game by not realizing I was supposed to post a picture.