SMON WINS!!
Topic: Meat Circus
Lol that's random. OK
Duck:Hmm... the man with glasses looks extra juicy today what do you think old boy?
Horse:I don't know old chap I rather favour the lady with brown hair how about you old spice?
Cow:Oh I don't know they all look the same to me; they are human after all!
*All laugh manically and incoherently*
KingCheez: (Observing the scene from a distance)Man; this is weider than Michael Jackson's nose!
http://www.hydestile.org.uk/MEDIA/Butcher's%20Shop%20big.jpg)
The Mind of Zelda 41.
"Where cows sniff eachother's butts."
http://www.hydestile.org.uk/MEDIA/Butcher's%20Shop%20big.jpg)
Wait a second, cows, birds, horses, chickens, horses, deer and bunnies don't eat meat!
Or do they...
Nope, they don't.
There should totally be a crotch patch in the picture.
Lol that's random. OK
Duck:Hmm... the man with glasses looks extra juicy today what do you think old boy?
Horse:I don't know old chap I rather favour the lady with brown hair how about you old spice?
Cow:Oh I don't know they all look the same to me; they are human after all!
*All laugh manically and incoherently*
KingCheez: (Observing the scene from a distance)Man; this is weider than Michael Jackson's nose!
Winner, because it made me think of a goose with a monocle and that's just silly.
Topic:Monocle
http://www.m-w.com/mw/art/monocle.gif)
My computer doesn't like to work properly so just follow the link
Monacle dude: Ello I ave a monacle. He is my bestest friend. Aren't you monacle?
Monacle: Why yes, yes I am.
Monacle dude: We solve crime.
Monacle: You still on that case?
Monacle dude: Ehm, no
The Monopoly guy keeps the severed heads of his competitors mounted on his fireplace, this is only the latest in his long line of murders.
And people think they're statues.
The monacle man's name is Mr. White.
Vlad:Why hello Mr. White!
Mr. White: Hello Vlad. Might I admit your moustach is looking quite ravishing!
Vlad: Why thank you, and your monacle is giving me quit the racy thought.
Mr White: Why say, would you like to have a little fun in the back of my goose ridden carriage? The goose has a monacle too.
Vlad: Oh, I'd be delighted! Might I ask though, are you a biter?
Mr. White: No, I'm much more of a licker.
Vlad: Oh you tease, let's go already. I'm getting quite frisky!
Mr. White: Alright then, Tally ho!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/drac.jpg+http://www.m-w.com/mw/art/monocle.gif=TOGETHER) 4EVER!
The Monopoly guy keeps the severed heads of his competitors mounted on his fireplace, this is only the latest in his long line of murders.
And people think they're statues.
Winner! Because Darth_Ave's one scared me
Topic:Metal Gear Solid
*CODEC rings*
Snake:Otacon? This is a really bad time to call
Otacon:Yeah I know you're on a "big mission" Snake but I have to talk to you
Snake:No seriously Otacon this is the worst possible time to call
Otacon:That's what you always say! You never have any time for me!
Snake:What? What the hell are you talking about pisspants?
Otacon:See that's what I'm talking about you always make fun of me!
Snake:Aw Jesus Christ! Look Otacon I'm sorry!
Otacon:*Cries loudly*
Snake:Look don't cry! Come on! Who's a happy Otacon?
(Outside the box)
Guard:Does this guy actually think I can't see him just cos he's under a freakin' box? Jesus what a dumbass! *shoots box repeatedly*
Otacon:OK Snake I'm willing to accept your apology. Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Guard:SHUT THE HELL UP! *shoots CODEC*
On the third night, the box of oranges had become animated. The slaughter was brutal.
http://www.gamecritics.com/feature/preview/mgs2add/screen13.jpg)
Apperantly, even wearing orange cameo in a grey room will save you from THE ORANGE!!!
On the third night, the box of oranges had become animated. The slaughter was brutal.
Winner!
Topic:Lemon
"What you talkin' bout Willis?"
"I didn't say nothin', Bald Shaft"
"Thought so, honkie"
This is the face, of a lemon juice burn victim. Everyday people will be sprayed in the face by a lemon, and it will sting for a second. Especially if it was in the eyes. So please; send $4.00 a month to "0800-555-LEMON". And your money can help make a difference in these people's lives. We're not sure why though... Maybe we can use the money to rent a steam roller and then we could squash all the lemons in the country with it! Oh man that would be so cool!
http://www.artnet.or.jp/japanese/history/1998/aca/lemon/lemon.jpg)
This is a great way to remind people of the dangers of lemons!
This guy sued to be white.
And not covered in powder.
Or monochrome.
Or on the internet.
BEFORE HE ATE A LEMON.
Smon's is the best.
Topic: Stupid
rats, lost another one to ditech.
This man is enacting his camoflage method to blend his skin color with the wall to hide from that damn wife of his.
Dude: Thanks for saving me, bitch, but I was comitting suiside and now I face a lifetime in jail. BICTH.
Zelda: ^^
This man's laughs seemed abnormal, didn't they? This is because he has a rare disease called Shatneritis. It is the swelling of your vocal chords, causing you to talk in very short bursts, and make you HILARIOUS to listen to. To donate money to the Shatneritis fund, dial 1-800-SEI-ZURE.
This man is enacting his camoflage method to blend his skin color with the wall to hide from that damn wife of his.
Best, Shatneritis is funny, but NES graphics make for instant comedy.
You're lucky I didn't use the arcade version.
Topic:CHOO-bacca.
Portable wookie toilets never caught on, for obvious reasons.
http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2004/12/chewbacca.jpg)
As chewbacca slowly watches the deathof the great movie series, he wonders, "Did I leave the iron on?"
(Wookies have toes?)
"Hey! You have toes?" a small boy yells.
Chewbacca slowly opens his mouth to talk and a fly flies in. I mean a bee.
He falls over on the small boy and they die.
It's depressing how much this sucks.
*click*
ATTENTION DARTH_AVE,
*turns down volume*
Please judge.
That is all.
*click*
*click*
I like going *click*.
That is all.
*click*
I'm gonna have to give it to grud. He he looks like he is deep in thought about household appliances.
Topic: Twiggy!
The dog: Gimme... the f***in... bacin... you ass.
"It looks like there's a severed piece of cheese in my ear..."
dog:*stares*
Me: *stares*
dog:*stares*
Me:*stares*
dog:*stares*
Me: *stares*
dog:*stares*
Me: *blinks* AH Man! Okay you win the bacon.
Dog: WTF does 'The world shall taste my eggs" mean?? What was Scott smoking when he drew that???
And the winner is....
dog:*stares*
Me: *stares*
dog:*stares*
Me:*stares*
dog:*stares*
Me: *stares*
dog:*stares*
Me: *blinks* AH Man! Okay you win the bacon.
New topic: anything about these forums.
Seeing as that is probably true, I deem Smon to do the pic, seeing as he was in close second anyhow.
Man: Yumm, candy...
*baby pees in his face.
Baby: MINE!
Smon, I am the ghose of christmas past, foo'. TELL US WHO WON OR I SHALL TAKE AWAY YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS.
Sorry, I expected more response.
Winner is Darth.
Topic:CHUCK NORRIS' KARATE KOMMANDOS!