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The What If... Thread

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 Sabretooth
03-09-2004, 7:32 AM
#1
On this thread, you take a star wars event an add a "what if..." to it. Then you can make your own answer or let others answers.

Here's one:

What If Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan destroyed the destroyer droids and forced the Nemodians to stop the attack on Naboo?

Another:

What if when the TF attacked the Queen's ship, R2D2 was destroyed? (EP1)

Last One:

What if Obi-Wan agreed and joined Dooku when he was held captive?
 access_flux
03-09-2004, 7:36 AM
#2
what if anakin was a girl?
 Sabretooth
03-09-2004, 7:41 AM
#3
"Luke, I am your mother! So I wan't you home by 9 o clock, young man!"
"Aw, pleeaasseee, can't we duel one last time?"
 access_flux
03-09-2004, 7:53 AM
#4
then that must be some pretty nasty girl-girl action going on to have kids there :S
 Druid Allanon
03-09-2004, 8:00 AM
#5
What if Darth Vader had just stood by and let Palpatine kill Luke?
 Sivy
03-09-2004, 8:14 AM
#6
then we wouldn't have to listen to lukes whining anymore, hurrah! and leia would then be their final hope.
 access_flux
03-09-2004, 8:21 AM
#7
what if luke came out without the force? or chewbacca had the force? or amidala had a miscarriage?
 Darth Rythe
03-09-2004, 8:26 AM
#8
What if there was no Star Wars?:eek:

What if Luke didn't buy R2D2 and C-3PO?

What if Vader and Palpateen were married?
 Sabretooth
03-09-2004, 8:26 AM
#9
I would have been playing Wookie Knight: Jedi Academy
 Crow_Nest
03-09-2004, 8:29 AM
#10
What if you held bush hostage? ;)

or what if luke failed his xwing flying test?
 Darth Rythe
03-09-2004, 8:31 AM
#11
What if Crow was shot!!!

Hey, that wouldn't affect Star Wars!:confused:
 access_flux
03-09-2004, 8:31 AM
#12
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that game would rock. rip the arms of bad guys, and beat them to a pulp with your bowcaster :P
 IG-64
03-09-2004, 8:34 AM
#13
what if spaceballs came first?

or what if John Williams never did the music for star wars and there was 70s rock music for the original trilogy and boy band or techno music for the new trilogy?
 access_flux
03-09-2004, 8:45 AM
#14
Don't.

say.

that.

ever.

again.

that is the worst series of thoughts, that could ever be thought!!

NEVER!!!
 IG-64
03-09-2004, 9:24 AM
#15
MUHUHAHAHAHA!!

What if Star Wars took place on earth in the future and there were 70s teenagers playing old arcade games and saying they're new!?

HAHAHA!!!!
 access_flux
03-09-2004, 9:25 AM
#16
what if george lucas came up with star trek instead?
 IG-64
03-09-2004, 9:30 AM
#17
Luke looks at the angry sarlacc.. they push him off.... But wait! Luke grabs the platform and slices the guards up with his lightsaber that was launched to him by r2d2!


Que Boogie Nights music.









Or how about a bed scene with Luke and Leia before they figure out they are brother and sister?

:naughty:
 txa1265
03-09-2004, 9:50 AM
#18
What if Greedo shot first...?

(sorry, couldn't resist :D )

Mike
 IG-64
03-09-2004, 10:52 AM
#19
Originally posted by txa1265
What if Greedo shot first...?

(sorry, couldn't resist :D )

Mike

BAH! I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT!


Greedo says: "BEEDO SOMI DOHA!"
(LET IT DIE ALREADY!)

:greedo:
 BawBag™
03-09-2004, 10:56 AM
#20
What if Lucas made 7, 8 and 9?
 Sivy
03-09-2004, 11:26 AM
#21
what if each episode ended with a song & dance number?
 Ziechel
03-09-2004, 1:10 PM
#22
What if Han died on hoth because of the tauntaun was too small?
 Neverhoodian
03-09-2004, 1:20 PM
#23
What if Jango Fett defeated Mace Windu?

What if the rancor was an herbivore?

What if Dooku killed Anakin and Obi Wan?

...

What if Yoda was really Boba Rhett?:rhett:
 Alegis
03-09-2004, 1:40 PM
#24
If the rancor was a herbivore, it wouldnt be in jabba's palace

If jango fett defeated wace mindu the clones would just win



What if padme decided to stay on naboo instead of going to vote in coruscant?
 DarkLord60
03-09-2004, 2:27 PM
#25
What if lukes lighsaber came on while on his belt :D
 Ziechel
03-09-2004, 2:34 PM
#26
hm i think he would get cut in two halfs? ;)
 TheHobGoblin
03-09-2004, 6:36 PM
#27
What if Star Wars took a more matrix look on it.
 MennoniteHobbit
03-09-2004, 7:08 PM
#28
what if this thread was closed?

jkjkjkjkjk :D i wasn't serious.

what if anakin.... never met Padme???
 Darth Exar Kun
03-09-2004, 8:54 PM
#29
what if anakin was gay?
 TiE23
03-09-2004, 9:08 PM
#30
What if all Jedis were neutered or spayed when they came into the academy, a extreme follow up on the (No love rule :D )
Face it, Star Wars wouldn't be with out sex :lol:

TiE
 Anthony
03-09-2004, 9:36 PM
#31
What if Darth Vader blew up Lukes X-Wing? What if Darth Vaders Tie never regained control?
 TiE23
03-09-2004, 10:26 PM
#32
What if Jabba did Leia :barf:
In other words: what if that tounge of his went where it wasn't soposed to go?

TiE
 Anthony
03-09-2004, 10:35 PM
#33
*throws up* DAMN YOU. I am going to have nightmares now.
 IG-64
03-09-2004, 10:35 PM
#34
Originally posted by Tie 23
What if Jabba did Leia :barf:
In other words: what if that tounge of his went where it wasn't soposed to go?

TiE

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 TiE23
03-09-2004, 10:38 PM
#35
:rofl:
I knew that would pull some peoples strings
This info was given by the one and only :tie: !

TiE
 jokemaster
03-09-2004, 11:17 PM
#36
What if Han Solo hadn't been in the cantina?
 Jared
03-09-2004, 11:38 PM
#37
what if someone went back in time and killed george lucas by running him over with a train?


.............
and what if this is the stupidest thread I have ever seen?

and what if it's full of worthless...pointless....posts?
























































now you see how I feel.


*crosses fingers*



I wish it were closed....I wish it were closed.....
 MennoniteHobbit
03-10-2004, 12:12 AM
#38
exactly what i posted...

what if this thread were closed?

this thread's gonna take a lot of room... like the "versus" thread.... remember that....?

what if i came along, went back in time, and prevented this thread from ever existing??? ;)

what if i went back in time, stole George Lucas' work, and created Star Wars! or, its spoof, Stair Wars!
 Anthony
03-10-2004, 12:24 AM
#39
What if Han never met Chewie? :eek:
 topshot
03-10-2004, 12:25 AM
#40
Originally posted by MennoniteHobbit
what if i went back in time, stole George Lucas' work, and created Star Wars! or, its spoof, Stair Wars!

Um, then I wouldn't be be a Kyle Katarn fanboy.

What if C-3PO had access to the Force?
 IG-64
03-10-2004, 12:32 AM
#41
what if the droids were badly done?

C-3PO: "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!"

or what if Porkins never died?

:xp:
 Anthony
03-10-2004, 12:58 AM
#42
Then.....He would have gained more weight. : P hmm.... What if wedge died on the first attack of the deathstar.

What if luke got his head hewn off instead of his hand? :eek: What if Vaders suit was white? What if Yoda wasn't there? what if Obi never died? What if the deathstar didn't blow up? What if the stormtroopers could aim? What if leia Died? What if....

*huff* *wheeze*

Must stop....
 Darth Exar Kun
03-10-2004, 1:30 AM
#43
what if Obi was taking an old man nap when the tuskins attacked luke.
 TiE23
03-10-2004, 3:37 AM
#44
Originally posted by Darth Exar Kun
what if Obi was taking an old man nap when the tuskins attacked luke. :rofl:
What if the Death Star was called the Death Ball? or the Death Sphere??? AHHHH!!!!!!

TiE
 Sabretooth
03-10-2004, 3:51 AM
#45
What if I didn't make this thread?
What if Darth Vader bashed the emperor in Episode 4 itself?
What if the Tusken aiders killed Old Bennie?
What if GL wasn't alive?
What if the stormtroopers were replaced by zombies?
 Jared
03-10-2004, 5:07 AM
#46
Originally posted by sabretooth
What if I didn't make this thread?
What if Darth Vader bashed the emperor in Episode 4 itself?
What if the Tusken aiders killed Old Bennie?
What if GL wasn't alive?
What if the stormtroopers were replaced by zombies?



what if....I took this letter here, filled it with anthrax, and sent it to you?

what if I hate you?


what if your parents never met?




what if you were a zombie?




what....if......I used paypal to....help......remind...a moderater to close this thread?

*imes rhett*


^^
 Syzerian
03-10-2004, 5:25 AM
#47
what if darth maul bumbed his head?
what if anakins hair was 10 metres long?
what if luke ate too much KFC?
 -=DarkZero=-
03-10-2004, 5:42 AM
#48
What if we kept one what if topic and expanded on that what if topic instead of making a bunch of different what if topics to make what if comments about the what if?
 Boba Rhett
03-10-2004, 5:51 AM
#49
Originally posted by txa1265
What if Greedo shot first...?

(sorry, couldn't resist :D )

Mike


*sobs in his hands*




Where was I... ah yes.



What if Tatooine was made of pancakes?

And what if I had a ship that ran on maple syrup that could get me to Tatooine?

And what if once I got there, there was only enough maple syrup to either gorge myself in delicious space pancakes or get myself back home?


The horror. The horror. :indif:
 Druid Allanon
03-10-2004, 6:19 AM
#50
What if Artoo never even existed at all?
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