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The What If... Thread

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 topshot
03-10-2004, 11:19 AM
#51
What if Yoda was human?
 Pie™
03-10-2004, 11:50 AM
#52
@ Rhett; :rofl:

What if Qui GOn went to Naboo and met a stupid retarted alien-fish who couldn't talk properly? Oh wait....
 Sabretooth
03-10-2004, 1:16 PM
#53
Guys, give answers to your 'What If's as well.
 Jared
03-10-2004, 1:27 PM
#54
what if, for the special edition of SW, george lucas replaced all the tie fighters with chickens.....and the death star with a giant pig?



and what if he turned han into an a-sexual woman?

with 13 kids???


ever think about that?
 Pie™
03-10-2004, 1:48 PM
#55
Originally posted by sabretooth
1)What if I didn't make this thread?
2)What if Darth Vader bashed the emperor in Episode 4 itself?
3)What if the Tusken aiders killed Old Bennie?
4)What if GL wasn't alive?
5)What if the stormtroopers were replaced by zombies? 1)The world would be a happier place :xp:
2) Yoda and Greedo would have a baby together and call him Imhotep
3) Then the tusken raiders would have to aid Luke :xp:
4) Then we wouldn't have Star Wars gumballs :eek:
5) Elephants would be hooting
 Ziechel
03-10-2004, 1:56 PM
#56
OMG!!! LOL :D
 Darth Exar Kun
03-10-2004, 8:12 PM
#57
what if someone went back in time and altered george lucas's will dissallowing the maing of the prquel trilogy and then they killed him
 Darth Groovy
03-10-2004, 8:17 PM
#58
What if I closed this thread? *resists the urge* Oh, it would be soooooooo easy......:eek:
 jokemaster
03-10-2004, 9:44 PM
#59
Originally posted by Darth Exar Kun
what if someone went back in time and altered george lucas's will dissallowing the maing of the prquel trilogy and then they killed him
Fans would still be pissed off because they never saw how Anakin reallly became darth vader.
 Sabretooth
03-11-2004, 2:54 AM
#60
You moderator guys wanna lock up this thread? Fine, have it your way.

I was thinking this is a dumb thread anyways.
 Crow_Nest
03-11-2004, 4:07 AM
#61
What if Han didnt have the falcon?

He would use an eagle instead :p
 Boba Rhett
03-11-2004, 4:21 AM
#62
What if a crazy old man went back in time and started distorting my beautiful childhood memories into ugly twisted things with digital green fat men and greedo's shooting things first everywhere?



... OMG! :eek:
 Druid Allanon
03-11-2004, 10:32 AM
#63
What if George Lucas wasn't born? :P

That's right, there'll be no Star Wars movies, games, and even LF! :) Hail Lucas, guys!
 Crow_Nest
03-11-2004, 10:37 AM
#64
What if there wasnt a guy named J.R.R Toklien? Then there wont be any LOTR!
 Astrotoy7
03-11-2004, 11:07 AM
#65
What if Aragorn made sweet love to Leia ?

what if Luke was in LOTR, would it be ROTK+J

what if Peter Jackson made sweet love to George Lucas ? ... eeww !

What if we continue to perpetuate pointless 'fun' threads ? (*trots off to 'name wrong' thread*)

what if Rhett didnt have a cutsie avatar ?

what if obi13 lost some weight ?

etc

etc

MTFBWYA
 Crow_Nest
03-11-2004, 11:32 AM
#66
What if astro was really named asstoy7? :p
 Astrotoy7
03-11-2004, 11:39 AM
#67
Originally posted by Tie 23
What if Jabba did Leia :barf:
In other words: what if that tounge of his went where it wasn't soposed to go?

TiE

so tie, you like girly flicks like princess diaries and advocate interspecies sexual congress.... what you smokin boy !

mtfbwya
 Astrotoy7
03-11-2004, 11:41 AM
#68
Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest
What if astro was really named asstoy7? :p

what if crow didnt deliver as much spam as a christmas hamper factory....?
 Druid Allanon
03-11-2004, 12:13 PM
#69
What if this thread was locked?
 Sabretooth
03-11-2004, 12:21 PM
#70
What if I kicked your ass outta my thread?
 Sivy
03-11-2004, 12:37 PM
#71
fight! fight! fight!

*throws shoe at monitor*



what if the Millennium Falcon wasn't influenced by a hamburger but by a banana?
 Sabretooth
03-11-2004, 12:47 PM
#72
Don't you think the X-Wings are inspired by bananas?
 Sivy
03-11-2004, 12:53 PM
#73
no, x-wings are inspired by pinapples


GL likes his food
 IG-64
03-11-2004, 1:15 PM
#74
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
what if Rhett didnt have a cutsie avatar ?

Yoda smoking a joint isn't cutsie to me

Like yours isn't cutsie?

What if Astrotoy7 stopped getting on crow's back about spam and admit he would be owned by Mr. Game & Watch if he tried to touch him with a ten-foot padded styrofoam back-scratcher?

Ok, i'm done now :p
 MennoniteHobbit
03-11-2004, 10:40 PM
#75
What would happen if i became a mod?

I would close this thread. Pointless "fun" thread. tsk tsk tsk.
 topshot
03-11-2004, 10:54 PM
#76
Imagining Mennonite and myself (I just had to include myself, didn't I?:p) as mods or admins.......I'd imagine chaos would ensue across multiple forums, corrupting the very essence of their existence, bending the 'powers that be' to our very will. Things wouldn't look to good from my point of view.

Of course, that's just one of many possible futures, and it probably wouldn't happen anyways. Or could it?
:eek:
 IG-64
03-12-2004, 12:06 AM
#77
Originally posted by topshot
Imagining Mennonite and myself (I just had to include myself, didn't I?:p) as mods or admins.......I'd imagine chaos would ensue across multiple forums, corrupting the very essence of their existence, bending the 'powers that be' to our very will. Things wouldn't look to good from my point of view.

Of course, that's just one of many possible futures, and it probably wouldn't happen anyways. Or could it?
:eek:

corrupting the very essence of people's existence is the last thing I could see Mennonite doing
 Druid Allanon
03-12-2004, 3:47 AM
#78
What if there are no what if's?
 Sabretooth
03-12-2004, 3:57 AM
#79
You wouldn't even ask that question.
 Crow_Nest
03-12-2004, 5:26 AM
#80
What if Frodo didnt get the ring?
 Sabretooth
03-12-2004, 5:40 AM
#81
His wedding ring? His wedding would have been cancelled and he would have a red slap-mark on his cheek.
 Crow_Nest
03-12-2004, 5:46 AM
#82
What if the twin tower wasnt destroyed?
 Jase_Morden
03-12-2004, 6:50 AM
#83
What if the Death Star was made of LEGO?
What if Luke joined the Dark Side?
What if Rogue Squadron surrendered to the Empire?
 Sabretooth
03-12-2004, 7:59 AM
#84
Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest
What if the twin tower wasnt destroyed?

They would have been standing.
 Astrotoy7
03-12-2004, 8:38 AM
#85
what if it was Porkins grandfather who married and impregnated Padme instead of anakin. Would their son have still blown up the Death Star, or maybe a Burger King instead ? :p

mtfbwya
 Pie™
03-12-2004, 9:34 PM
#86
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
what if it was Porkins grandfather who married and impregnated Padme instead of anakin. Would their son have still blown up the Death Star, or maybe a Burger King instead ? :p

mtfbwya You should know that a Porkins would NEVER blow up a fast food store... :mad:

Porkins would have a hot mom... :confused:
 Sabretooth
03-13-2004, 3:26 AM
#87
What if we were all 5 eyed aliens?
 Crow_Nest
03-13-2004, 4:49 AM
#88
What if luke wasnt leia's brother?
 topshot
03-13-2004, 7:10 PM
#89
If all of us had 5 eyes, I think we'd have bad depth perception.

If Luke wasn't Leia's brother, well, then they'd be dating more often.

What if Han never met Chewie?
 Mex
03-13-2004, 7:22 PM
#90
Then the Millenium Falcon wouldn't smell as bad!

What if Anakin was Boba Fett's son?
 •-BLaCKouT-•
03-13-2004, 8:01 PM
#91
Originally posted by sabretooth
What if we were all 5 eyed aliens?
Then glasses would be a hell of a lot more expensive.

Originally posted by Michaelmexp
What if Anakin was Boba Fett's son?
Then the Kaminoans would have some investigating to do... the anomoly of a clone possessing Force powers would cause major headaches for them. Once they'd sorted that out they'd probably add Jedi armies to their catalogue.

EDIT: Gah! Just realised you said Boba, not Jango. In that case the timeline would be totally screwed. And Jedi-hating Boba would have some father-son issues to contend with ;)


What if Palpatine had fallen in love with Padme?

:D B.
 Sabretooth
03-15-2004, 3:33 AM
#92
Anakin would have had 2 reasons to convert...
 Jase_Morden
03-15-2004, 7:43 AM
#93
What if Darth Maul managed to kill Obi Wan, then Obi Wan's saber flew up and sliced Maul in half anyway?

Originally posted by Druid Allanon
What if there are no what if's?

Then this thread would be stuffed :/
 Astrotoy7
03-15-2004, 10:43 AM
#94
What if lGGlCrow_Nest changed his name to lKFClChicken_Breast

mtfbwya
 Sivy
03-15-2004, 10:48 AM
#95
then i would eat him

mmmmmm KFC *drools*


what if qui-gon hadn't saved jar-jar?
 Astrotoy7
03-15-2004, 11:11 AM
#96
Originally posted by Siv
...what if qui-gon hadn't saved jar-jar? ...

then episode 1 wouldve been a bit better....

What if John Holmes met Sherlock Holmes in the spaces between the letters in a book

*astro reminds himself to stop watching 'yellow submarine'*

mtfbwya
 Astrotoy7
03-15-2004, 11:17 AM
#97
Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest
What if the twin tower wasnt destroyed?

then aragorn and the ents would need to keep fightin !

mtfbwya
 Crow_Nest
03-15-2004, 11:52 AM
#98
What if smegol doesnt even exist?
 Pie™
03-15-2004, 11:59 AM
#99
Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest
What if smegol doesnt even exist? Uh.... Welcome to the real world...


What if my monkey would stop pooping on the carpet?
 Crow_Nest
03-15-2004, 12:15 PM
#100
What if there wasnt a WWII?

What if there was really such thing as magic?
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