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Evil Spock

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Posted in: K-Jo'Round
  Evil Spock
10-24-2004, 12:25 PM
#49
^ Is probably a gringo. < Craves fritos. V Doesn't have *fritos* in his country....  [Read More]
Posted in: K-Jo'Round
  Evil Spock
10-24-2004, 12:57 AM
#46
^ Confused. < Bored, obviously. V Aroused....  [Read More]
Posted in: Stop unbanning T_Bone_X_Zeo.
  Evil Spock
10-24-2004, 12:23 PM
#26
*(To the tune of 'Shake it up' by the Cars.)* Shave your muff! Woo-hoo, Shave your muff! Shave your muff, shave your muff, baby... Shave your muff! Woo-hoo!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Stop unbanning T_Bone_X_Zeo.
  Evil Spock
10-24-2004, 1:40 AM
#23
Originally posted by StonerDaveN'Max Why exactly are we rehashing irrelevent and insignificant moments of this forum's past? To keep us from having horrifying yet transfixing visions of the forum's future. I don't know about the rest of you, but...  [Read More]
Posted in: Daily Zen
  Evil Spock
07-18-2000, 8:56 PM
#218
Bad little side-scrolling humans! To the dust mines! ------------------ "Beware the bearded one."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Daily Zen
  Evil Spock
07-15-2000, 9:28 AM
#212
The evil Vulcans from my universe have their own kind of 'dark zen.' The following is a koan from my own native tradition. Prostrate thee in humble awe of my beneficiance, little humans. Too many masters The very hottest part of Vulcan, called 'The...  [Read More]
Posted in: Daily Zen
  Evil Spock
06-07-2000, 5:18 AM
#81
Evil Spock here. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif I think another interesting bit of Japanese culture that we can explore here and have fun with would be the practice of seppuku. Did I say seppuku? I meant haiku, a form of poetry. The i...  [Read More]
Posted in: Daily Zen
  Evil Spock
05-25-2000, 6:55 AM
#41
Well, my circle looks like a squashed puppy. What went wrong? ------------------ "Beware the bearded one."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Gamera won't help you on this on...
  Evil Spock
07-07-2000, 8:19 AM
#9
I would get off the desert island by jumping high enough on the trampoline that passing airplanes could see me and radio my position to the Coast Guard. I choose my own prize. If I win this contest, I will claim the souls of everyone's household pet...  [Read More]
Posted in: Time do DRINK GRATITUSLY!
  Evil Spock
06-17-2000, 6:42 AM
#17
Probably. Just in case he isn't, let's go through his wallet. Pah! nothing but two dollars and a class C poet's license. What can I get for the leather? ------------------ "Beware the bearded one."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Looking for help, again
  Evil Spock
06-26-2000, 5:11 AM
#38
Does anyone know the trick to getting really good ribs on the barbecue? I'm doing a lawn party... ------------------ "Beware the bearded one."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Hello Huntress85 and Scuba ( Why do I always greet the new people here?)
  Evil Spock
06-16-2000, 6:11 AM
#7
Attention human: you are currently engaging Gunner, the supreme omnibeing of the dimensions we can understand. Few have survived direct confrontations of this type, and none of them can 'handle' large groups of people anymore. Be fearful... http://ww...  [Read More]
Posted in: Hello All you new people and old enemies&old friends
  Evil Spock
06-22-2000, 7:43 AM
#14
Hey! C'mon--I was sleeping! Oh, all right...hello Commander 598. Can I go back to bed now?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Yipee I have a topic to talk about
  Evil Spock
06-23-2000, 11:44 PM
#34
Oh, darnit! You know how much I hate flying off across the galaxy to squash your opponents...! I got sun-burned at that desert planet. ------------------ "Beware the bearded one."...  [Read More]
Posted in: 04:54 PM
  Evil Spock
06-11-2000, 8:32 AM
#6
We appear to have become trapped in some kind of anti-universe, where the normal rules don't apply...which means I'm in my element. Your only hope is to abandon it (hope) and follow my leadership blindly. Everyone must have pet monkeys and learn how...  [Read More]
Posted in: WE are on a role
  Evil Spock
06-15-2000, 6:00 AM
#3
Ah, yes. More drones for the dust mines...I mean, more pilots for the Rebellion. Yes. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif ------------------ "Beware the bearded one."...  [Read More]
Posted in: YO
  Evil Spock
06-17-2000, 6:47 AM
#11
My favorite line from the new Star Wars movie: "Is that...legal?" That was Nute, wasn't it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: GET OUTTA MY CHAIR, R.A.V.E.N!!
  Evil Spock
05-21-2000, 4:00 AM
#16
Dang right, you should be scared! I'm Evil Spock...BOO! Mu-haw-haw-haw... ------------------ "Beware the bearded one."...  [Read More]
Posted in: At last!
  Evil Spock
05-05-2000, 8:00 AM
#2
Evil Spock here! Congratulations, frail human. You are to be commended the efficient use of your primitive cerebral cortex... Whoops! Gotta go--must raze a helpless planet. ------------------ "Beware the bearded one."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Super bird?!?
  Evil Spock
10-15-2001, 4:49 AM
#12
Would the great and legendary Imladil be zooming around on a heavy STAP, shooting at some damn bird, instead of fighting the bad guys? I think not... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif ------------------ "Beware the bearded one."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Super bird?!?
  Evil Spock
10-14-2001, 5:15 AM
#10
Pet psychiatrist, then? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif...  [Read More]
Posted in: Super bird?!?
  Evil Spock
10-12-2001, 11:07 AM
#8
I am Evil Spock... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/confused.gif Are you my math teacher? ------------------ "Beware the bearded one."...  [Read More]
Posted in: Super bird?!?
  Evil Spock
10-11-2001, 7:34 PM
#5
Hmm. Intriguing. However, my theory helps explain why a bird would be slowly flying around a noisy laser battle instead of taking for the hills... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif ------------------ "Beware the bearded one.&quo...  [Read More]
Posted in: Super bird?!?
  Evil Spock
10-10-2001, 8:10 PM
#3
New theory: perhaps the bird is the Trade Federation's version of a UAV, designed to simulate a living organism. If so, we must rid our skies of birds immediately. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif For Naboo! ------------------ "Be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Super bird?!?
  Evil Spock
10-10-2001, 10:12 AM
#1
Greetings, units. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif I was just playing the 'Smuggler's Alliance' level, and found out that the birds of Naboo appear to have shielding technology. !!!!!! Really. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink...  [Read More]