Zan-Cool says to Longo 2 Guns, "When we were battling in space, I sensed some new on Yavin, someone that wasn't there before. And then all of a sudden, every single other person I sensed disappear...Very Strange."
After he said that, Zan-Cool Corizen starts to think who was that person he sensed.
longo:do u think all the jedi students? The mysterious person could be Luminaro Unduli. He might have a new power to sap the force out of jedi thus making them non existing in the force. i heard that power was once used during the sith war. there is one way to block it- by harnessing the SCHAWRTZ!!!!! we must go to the planet where a relative of yoda lives-YOGURT!!
"How far away is the planet that Yogurt lives on from Yavin?" Zan-Cool replies back.
Obi:"Yogurt lives on the other side of the planet Dessert! Which is about, 10 miles from where we are!"
"So it seems we can get to the planet with ease since it is fairly close." Zan-Cool says. Zan-Cool continues, "I can travel to Dessert with my X-Wing. It is in the hanger."
longo: how about we kill a couple birds with one stone; we all go in my ship. it's pretty fast and we can all get lost if we all go in our own ship. zan, if you go in a xwing that will be the first target if any hostile forces come our way.
zan: hmmmm
longo: plus MK-22 can fly the ship, and i got alot of luxouris stuff here. tv, dvd player, boombox, playstation 2, holo games, alot of dvds
havoc and bond: we're in, come on zan.
zan: oh allright
longo: great guys.
the 3 ships land in front of the academy. luke skywalker is going to handle the problem with the jedi students and will work to get their powers back. meanwhile havoc and bond park their ships in the hangar and go into the Gettysburg. Then the Gettysburg heads off to the desert planet.
Zan-Cool asks Longo 2 Guns, "Have you ever been to the planet Dessert?"
longo: no i haven't, if u have been there before, u be the leader
"wait, is it planet Dessert or Desert?"
Zan-Cool replies, "I have never been there. In fact, I never knew that planet existed. When are we heading towards Dessert?"
longo: we're leaving right now. heck havoc, i stated that in my last couple of posts.
zan: hey longo you got bounty hunter? and attack of the clones on dvd?
longo yep.
"Well I'm heading in the Gettysburg, see you inside." Zan-Cool says as he heads towards the ship.
*lands in the Gettysburg, walking out with a blaster in it's hoilster and an E-11 blaster, hanging by his shoulder on a strap*
"I got all the weaponry I need right here"
"Welcome back Havoc." says Zan-Cool. Zan-Cool continues, "I'm sure I have everything I need."
*Zan-Cool checks to see if he has everything he need*
"I am all set to go." he says to everyone.
Obi Bond modifies his own ship inside the Gettysburg. He enhances its fire power with flame-throwers, chaser missiles, and a crap load of anything else he could get his hands.
"I'm ready!" he says to everyone.
He then takes off to planet Dessert to gain the teachings of Yogurt, the all powerful master of the schwartz!
"How long will it take to arrive at Dessert?" Zan-Cool asks Obi Bond.
Obi Bond replies"It should take 1 day to get there, 2 days to land, and 6 days to find the temple of Yogurt, THE ALL POWERFULL!!!!!."
"I heard rumors that Dessert is a barren wasteland. Completely covered in sand...nothing more than that." Zan-Cool says. "How can a person live on such a planet?"
Obi:"Hmm, think he survives on water from an oasis maybe?"
"Maybe. I guess that is one of the mysteries of Yogurt." Zan-Cool says.
maybe he has a star bucks coffee shop in there, and 5 star hotel for guests. hey lonestar stated that he has his own gift shop. now obi bond, u think it is gonna take 2 days to land, my grandmother can land this ship in 10 minutes.
zan: do u think ur grandmother can come along?
longo: i don't think so, now look here is the plan; we go in find yogurt, master the power of the swchartz, stop by the gift shop to get some gifts, then we come back to the academy, help the jedi students get their powers back, find luminaro, kill him, and we save the day. kabeesh?
zan, bond and havoc: kabeesh
"Yeah, I think that since this ship is so close to the planet's atmosphere, we'll land 20 seconds! One more thing........"
*takes out Dark Helmet's helmet and throws it into the fuel burner.*
"..........don't ask where that came from. I found it outside a local restaurant where they serve that "Soup of the Day" stuff that killed one guy."
"I am afraid that it is against the code of being a Jedi to kill someone. I'll help you defeat Luminaro, but I'm not killing him." Zan-Cool says.
longo: now look zan, defeating him is the same thing as killing him. now if we stabbed him in cold blood, then yeah it's against jedi code, but the jedi code was wiped out when the jedi were nearly wiped out.
zan: ok
now that the gettysburg has landed on the Dessert planet. the heroes have gotten out and started combing the desert for Yogurt's oasis. a large comb has been brought out.
bond: longo why are we using a comb to comb the desert, even though the desert doesn't have hair!?!?!?!
longo: i don't know, it worked for dark helemet. especially that we killed time since we used ludicrous speed.
havoc: yeah now i got a bruise the size of the MAW, after i nearly went through the windshield.
longo: hey i told you, to buckle in, happened to dark helemet. we'll review the tape when we get back from yogurt's.
zan: or we bring the tape with us, and watch it yogurt's place.
longo: good idea.
after a couple hours, of combing the desert, the 4 heros finally reached yogurt's oasis. Havoc goes to the door and knocks. All of a sudden the stone doors open. the gang hears waterfalls, and music coming from inside.
zan: well lets all head in
the gang walks in and soon finds yogurt.
longo: yo yogurt whats up!
yogurt: not much who u all might be?
zan: im zan-cool corizen, this is longo 2 guns, obi- bond, and Havoc
yogurt:whats ur buisness?
longo: we came here to master the power of the scwartz, so that we can stop Luminaro Unduli.
yogurt:ok follow me.
"I never knew such a temple exists, very interesting." Zan-Cool says while looking around the temple.
Obi:"Oh it's interesting all right, you should see the store he has setup here."
Yogurt:"Obi Bond needs not training to use the schwartz. I trained him 5 days ago before he met you. The schwartz is strong with him......"
Obi:"Yeah, he's trained me before. Though I never used 'the ring' in battles, Master Yogurt has taught me many principles of combat used against most opponents."
Yogurt:"That is true, I have teached him many things since we last met. He knew there would be a war being fought against Luminaro Unduli. That is why he joined your cause, longo."
"Interesting." Zan-Cool says. "So I take it that you have the upper hand. Where are we heading now?"
longo: my guess zan, is that we'll start training. and we be heading to the training rooms
yogurt: yes, longo. but first we must stop at the ring room. now please choose wisley.
zan: i want mine to be light blue. :cool:
havoc: ill want mine to be yellow
longo: ill be green. havoc, you may want to have another ring cuz when we fight we'll be using 2 sabers (one light saber and one ring)
zan: sounds good.
yogurt: now lets go to the training. u will be fighting holograms some troopers, sith, and dark helemet; heck i think he'll be the easiest. to destroy them, you must chop their heads off.
zan: very easy
longo, havoc, and zan walk into the small areana. there are 5 doors, all of a sudden several blue figures walk in and raise their blasters.
havoc: this is gonna be messy!!
the 2 jedi and havoc ignite their rings. they can feel the power of the schwartz in them!!!!!!!!
soon blaster bolts fill the room. longo jumps and chops off the head on one sith soldier, spins and chops off the hand off of another one then lops off the head.
zan dives and chops the legs off then force freezes the soldier and lops the head off of that one.
havoc jumps lands behind another one stabs him in the back and lops off his head.
then the room fills with several sith, they ignite their sabers, and havoc longo zan prepare for battle.
zan dives in and a sith throws lightning at him. zan is knocked out for a while. longo teleports himself behind a sith and lops off his arms, and lops off the head of the sith. havoc is interlocked with one sith-it seems like there is no hope for havoc when zan force pushes the sith to the ground and havoc lops that sith's head off.:sithm: only 2 more sith remain.
"This training is intense." Zan-Cool says to the others.
*dodges a saber swing*
"no kidding."
now longo goes and lops the head off one more and zan finishes the last. then at the 5th door darkhelmet comes out, lifts his helmet up, and it's the face of Rick Moranis!!!!
longo: oh no we got to face off rick moranis.
the voice of yogurt: hey i resemble mel brooks so whats the diffrence
zan: true
all of a sudden rick moranis a.k.a dark helmet fires a shot at havoc and longo, they are out of the fight with moranis.
longo: hey look at the bright side; he didn't shrink us!!
zan: i will take care of this 4eyed geek
Rick Moranis: That's the last time I use Suicidal Speed
Zan-Cool stands right it front of Dark Helmet, both his ring and lightsaber ignited. Zan-Cool swings his schwarts ring and then his lightsaber but Dark Helmet dodges both.
"Ha....you are too slow." says Dark Helmet.
Both, clash sabers.
Then Zan-Cool flips over Dark Helmet and slashes, but Dark Helmet blocks.
Dark Helmet swings his schwarts ring but Zan-Cool blocks.
Then Dark Helmet fires shots from his ring towards Zan-Cool.
Quickly, Zan-Cool reflects the shots, but one shot gets through and hits his arm. Zan-Cool screams. Right before Dark Helmet nearly beheads Zan-Cool, Zan-Cool uses his force speed and very quickly moves out of the way from Dark helmets schwarts ring. He then slashes Dark Helmet's right arm and quickly beheads him.
Obi:"How well do you think they'll fare against Luminaro Unduli, Master?"
Yogurt:"The schwartz cannot always predict the outcome of a battle, young Obi Bond. It all rests on these jedis to bring peace back to the galaxy once more. The fate of the entire universe is at stake! They must complete their training, or else we are all to be doomed........"
Obi:"I take it you mean they need the extra perceptionism to help them a bit."
Yogurt (coughs):"Yes. But they must be strong. It is the right side of the schwartz that must be pure enough to overcome the wrong side."
When Zan-Cool finishes. He deactivates his schwarts ring and lightsaber. "Is there any more training?" he asks Yogurt.
Yogurt:"You have much to learn, Zan-Cool Corizan. But, I will not always be the one to teach you. Sometimes you have to teach yourself how to overcome obstacles that a jedi may not be able to do. Look over there....."
Yogurt points to where Obi Bond is practicing his skills. Obi Bond uses the force to jump very high, but then he begins to fall a bit.
Yogurt:"Watch Obi Bond practice my teachings now. You may learn something."
Falling a little, Obi quickly manages to perform an "air jump."
Yogurt:"Obi has practiced what I call an Air Jump. It allows you to jump a second time while in the air. Go ahead and try that! Meanwhile, I'll be setting up my store where you can buy things from 'Spaceballs: The Movie.' "
Zan-Cool tries to do a Air Jump, but can't. "Seems harder than I thought." he says to himself.
Obi:"It takes alot of practice to actually perform one correctly. People usually get it right on the 5 or 6th try. Took me 6 tries to get it right when I trained here. Speaking of training, would you like to be my sparring partner (training buddy ;) )for this session?"
oh sure and havoc and i will be sparring partners
"agreed, just go easy on me the first time, I don't have any previous sparring expirience"
"Sure, why not." Zan-Cool says to Obi Bond.
Obi shows Zan-Cool, Havoc, and Longo to the battleground simulator.
"This'll be good for the both of us. It will be a 1 on 1 in a battleground simulator. The battleground will vary on the type of warrior that enters. The Nar Shaddaa Streets simulator will be for us, Zan-Cool."
Obi steps into the Nar Shaddaa simulation chamber and waits for Zan to enter so that they can start training.
Zan-Cool enters the emulator. "Ok. I am ready. May the force be with you Obi Bond."
Obi:"And to you too, Zan-Cool."
The Nar Shaddaa simulation begins. Obi waits in the shadows on top of the nearby catwalks in the area he landed in, waiting for Zan to spot him. As he waits, he polishes his saber hilt and schwartz ring.
AutoCept walks thru the temple. Bodys of students are scaterd everywhere.
He walks up the steps to the top of the temple and sees Luminaro Unduli. "I have been waiting for you AutoCept" He says. "Your tri-bladed lightsaber is just what I need to control the secret powers of this temple."
With that AutoCept and Luminaro Unduli ignite their sabers and prepare for battle.....
Zan-Cool whispers to himself, "It seems like this arena is larger than I thought."
Zan-Cool then force jumps to the second floor of a building and cautiously looks out the window. He then quickly hides in the shadows and whispers to himself, "Hmm, where is he?"
A hand reaches from out of nowhere and catches Zan-Cool by surprise. The other hand, with blazing speed, takes Zan's lightsaber from its holster.
"I'm right here!!!"
Zan tries to pull his saber back with the help of the force, but Obi quickly grasped it firmly in both of his hands. Not letting go, Obi taunts Zan.
"You have to be as quick and strong as I am to get your saber back! The sith we'll be facing off against will be much stronger than me by far!"
Obi jumps, grabs a pocket of air, and performs an Air Jump. Zan uses the force to jump as high as Obi.
"Your determination to get back your saber is good, but is your will power any better?"
Soon after Obi Bond finished talking, Zan-Cool kicks his lightsaber out of Obi Bond's hands and force pull it to himself. He then lands on top of a building's roof, backflips quickly, and looks at Obi Bond.
longo: hey havoc what training simulator do you want to do?
havoc: the energy room at the theed palace. lots of catwalks.
longo: cool
the jedi master and mercanry walk into the room. the room transforms into the hangar. there are the dead bodies of some soldiers that helped the queen liberate the palace. plus the broken bodies of the battle droids that were cut from qui-gon jinn and Obi-wan Kenobi. Havoc walks to the right door and it opens.
Receiving Zan's kick to the chest sent Obi Bond flying towards the roof of another building.
"Guess that answers my question! He's pretty good at timing a perfectly well-rounded kick!" Obi thinks to himself.
"Hey Zan! Look above yah!!!!"
With that said, Obi stealthily leapt to the same platform Zan jumped to, but they were farther apart. Turning on his cloaking device, Obi charges towards Zan at half of his maximum speed and then jumps, slamming into Zan with a perfectly rounded double backflip kick.
Zan's saber, now back in Obi's possession, ignites and Obi then ignites his own lightsaber, its glow burning orange. Forcefully, Obi walks in a sword dance movement, striking above and below Zan. Corizan calmly jumps away from the strike from below, and nearly avoids the strike from above.
Obi keeps attacking from different positions, hopefully forcing Zan into a corner.
"You're pretty good for a jedi. Wish to know what I am?"
"Tell me." Zan responds.
"I'm a Dark Jedi, but I can control the Dark Side powers to be used for good, and not evil. I am capable of controlling my powers!"