Guybroom works out what's going on and then runs to topshot and laughs for no apparent reason as he thinks of a joke that someone told him the other day.
He then walks away from topshot and tells the joke to the outrider.
theoutrider is out for 1 post laughing at the joke which involves dancing monkeys and a pomigranit
curt-man does a flying jumpkick at guybroom
Guybroom dodges the kick and curt-man flys into the wall.
curt-man is out for 1 post
Doomie enters the bar and accidentally slams the door in guybroom's face.
Guybroom is out for 1 post.
curt-man gets up and rips of his arm at doomie which pokes his eyes, he is out for 2 posts, curt-man is also out fo 2 posts trying to sow his arm back on.
Nairb Nutmeg brings out his Thesaurus in an effort to change his name back to what it once was, but fails when his name is changed to Nairb Nudnik. He throws the thesaurus at Top Shot who is out for one post.
EDJ pulls out his dictionary and throws it at Nairb. Nairb gets hit in the head with it and is out for 1 post.
Curtman makes a paper airplane out of a crappy comic book and throws it at EDJ which pokes his eye, he is out for 1 post.
Nairb Nudnik begins drooling over the anticipation of the new RTS game from Lucasarts to be released in November. Curtman walks over and slips in said drool falling on his backside and is out for one post.
oops!!
Originally posted by Nairb Notneb
Nairb Nudnik begins drooling over the anticipation of the new RTS game from Lucasarts to be released in November.
It is??????
Guybroom looks at what he just quoted and starts drooling too.
Guybroom then runs out the door to be first in line to buy the game, but runs into EDJ and they bash their head's on a random ice scupture.
Guybroom and EDJ are out for 1 post each.
Guybroom learns to do maths so he makes it 1 + 1 = 2 posts.
therefore: Guybroom is out for 2 posts and EDJ is out for none.
Curt-man gets puzzled at the logic that Nairb is using and is out for 2 posts thinking about it.
*Grabs a book of Greek myths.*
I'm out for 3 posts catching up on my studies.
TheOutrider takes out the deed to Nairbs name. He then writes a new name...
Carbs and Nutmeg
Carbs and Nutmeg is out for 3 posts whining.
Guybroom gets a machine gun and shoots everyone in the bar.
Everyone is out for 1 post. (the same post for everyone)
Guybroom laughs at evreyne not being able to post.
Now everyone hates him for double posting and evey one punches him - hard.
Guybroom is out for 3 posts
Shade kung-fus TheOutrider
The outrider is out for 1 post
EDJ goes beserk on Curt-Man. Curt-Man is out for 2 posts.
In knowing the grammatical rule of "I before E except after C" and applying the mathematical formula of "C=NI" then Carbs and Nutmeg has successfully reverted his name from Carbs and Nutmeg back to Nairb Nutmeg and boggled the mind of Outrider causing his mind to melt for two posts. (Nairb is still working on his last name by the way).
Guybroom walks over to topshot and pokes his eyes out with scissors.
topshot is out for 2 posts
Curtman, breaks his neck and then breaks it back and is out for 2 posts thinking about how he just did that.
TheOutrider laughs at Nairb Nutmeg. He then picks up the magical dictionary. He says a few words and his name is switched to Fartknocker and Nairbs name got turned to fartswithbanannas.
TheOutrider is out for 1 post and Nairb is pissed for 2.
(hah if im down I can't be knocked down while im down)
(my @ss you can't)
Curt-man kicks TheOutrider while he's down giving him another post down there, and curt-man is out for 1 posts for breaking the rules.
TheOutrider hits Curt-man in the balls knocking him out for 2 posts and taking the Outrider out for 1.
Do the math, 1+2 is 3
Curtman is out for 3 posts.
XD
Fartswithbannanas lets out a stinky one causing Outriders eyes to swell shut for another post while Fartswithbannanas again works on his name situation.
TheOutrider learns about the intoxicationg aroma of bannanas, doesn't lose his post and hugs FartswithBannanas. This grosses him out and TheOutrider pulls out a pistol and shoots his butt.
FartsandBannanas is now Bannanas.
Guybroom is confused by the name changes.
Guybroom faints.
Guybroom is out for 3 posts because he has 3 postworth of confusion in him.
curt gets up and orders a beer, is drinking for a post.
TheOutrider has mercy on Bannanas and turns his name to Nairb Notneb.
No one is out for no posts which makes Curt-Man out for 3.
Bob the 700 hundred pound Jawa slams himself on the outrider, The outrider is out for 2 posts.
Guybroom is unconfused and for the first time for probably ever he is back in on the number of posts he was out for.
Guybroom is having a party with Bob the 700 hundred pound Jawa and curt-man.
Guybroom is out for 3 posts having to decorate the bar for the party, stopping bob the 700 hundred pound Jawa from stealing his droids (Look below) and partying.
Bob the 700 (bla bla bla) Jawa is out for 2 posts trying to steal guybroom's droids (look above) and partying
Curt-man is out for 1 post just partying.
nAIRB IS OUT FOR 2 POSTS WAITING FOR THE "oFFICIAL" ePISODE 3 mOVIE TRAILER TO BE RELEASED.
hE IS ALSO CHOKING AND GAGGING BECAUSE HE IS FORCED TO WATCHED fox'S "tHE oc" TO SEE SAID tRAILER ON tv TONIGHT.
edit:
Frack the CAPS lock button!!!
TheOutrider bumps into Guybroom and Guybroom falls down. TheOutrider uses first aid on Guybroom and Guybroom is out for no posts which once again makes curt man out for 3.
Topshot takes the scissors sticking out of his left eye and thoroughly removes it and viciously assaults The Outrider. The Outrider is left bruised and broken, as well as mentally scarred.
The Outrider is sent to an isolated room in a medical facility for 3 posts.
Nairb just plain out viciously attacks Topshot with his bare hands and pointy teeth that he spent all weekend filing to a nice shiny edge with an electric rotary tool and sanding stone that he borrowed from his grandfather and of which doing so caused great pain and discomfort but was well worth it for the appearance of dagger like dental work that has the uncanny ability to frighten children, small animals and the like with one evil flash of the pearly whites that when added with a hiss and or rasp of the throat can even deter the most steadfast of the adult population out of a clean set of under shorts which, pray-tell, is the ultimate goal of this toothy endeavor. The end.
Oh, Topshot is out for one post.