Topshot walks into the new bar and finds his buddy Deac lying on the ground in a corner. Then he looks to the crowd of women.
Topshot:"Ok, who knocked out my Jedi friend over there?"
Women:"Um, that guy!"
*Every girl in the bar points to Wilson.*
Topshot:"You're mine, Wilson!"
*Takes out the sledge hammer and smashes him around for 3 posts.*
Topshot:"That'll teach you a lesson not to fool around with my friends, compadre......"
wildjedi sees topshot and begins walking toward him.
"Hey Topshot!" he says. "Nice takeout the-" he walks into a rediculously low hanging lamp and is knocked out for one post before he can finish his sentence.
Kookee: "Deac's my bit... err... Prison cell inmate..."
*Gets chased by Red for 2 posts, or until Red get's something else to chase...*
Damn man, what I do???Legato uses mind powers to grab the Masamune right out of his hands before pinning him and cutting his arm off.Kookee is out for 2 posts or someone gives him a potionSorry, but I shouldn't even still be here... Looks at wilson and says,"Just because I stole your food, you stapled me to the ground...you shouldn't have done that."Grabs the infamous nutcrackers and performs the infamous, "surgury"Wilsons out for 3 post or untill some one give him some genetillia replacements.:D"And deac, never ever under anycircumstances take a lacsitive and asleeping pill on the same night... or tape me to the floor." Uses mind powers to give deac a massive case of diahreah(sp?):DDeac is out for 3 posts or untill someone finds him some pepto bismal...
"bob you may have powers but no power could stop this"
*death pulls out a rocket launcher and fires it at him then pulles out two uzi's and fires them at him intill they are out putting bob out for 2 posts
I was flipping through very old threads and figured this one ought to be revived if anyone wants to keep on fighting. Oh, and the last post was posted almost a year ago :D
*Grabs a chair and breaks it over Topshot's head*
Topshots out for 2.
Curt comes out form the shadows wiht an iron bar and whacks Joe out for 2 posts
thne readies himself for an oncoming attacker
But the attacker comes from behind and shatters a glass on Curt's head. Curt is out for 1 post and Wildjedi backs himself into a corner to avoid being attacked from behind.
( so the person who posts after you, other than me, then i'm allowed to go?)
((Yes.))
These last two posts were never here.
Sabretooth shoots a rocket at wildjedi. Wildjedi is out for 3 posts.
Oh yayer! another barfight!
Doomgiver (DG) enters the bar, and unknowingly smashes the door into sabretooth's face, knocking him out for two posts.
Zoric walks into the bar and punches DG in the nose.DG is out for 2 posts.
curt gets p form the hit and throws a table at zoric he is out for 2 posts
Sabre opens a can of old cheese, the pong of which kills Curt-Man for 2 posts.
Zoric gets up and hits Sabre in the stomach knocking him out for 2 posts.Zoric then gets a bottle and smashes it on his own head.Zoric is out for 1 post.
Curt gets up with a nasty taste still in his mouth and he sees Nairb, so he throws a chair at him, Nairb is out for 2 posts.
Zoric spins around after seeing the chair.Zoric runs up to Curt and does a spin-kick on him knocking him into the wall and desrtroying it.Curt is out for 2 posts.
Shade walks into the Bar, looks around, yawns and sleeps for 2 posts
Redwing walks into the bar, and trips. Oops.
Redwing is out for 2 posts.
*Kookee sits at the bar, and surves himself drinks*
*kicking it back for a few posts...* ;)
Curt gets up and a loose part of the wall falls on his head, curt is out for 1 post.
((hehe, we all knock ourselves out...))
Shade kungfus randomly, knocking Redwing out for 1 post...
Nairb collects himself, cracks his neck and wipes the drool from his chin with his left forearm and wrist. Turning slowly towards Curt-Man he charges with great speed and strength, the muscles in his legs bulging with every step. With a great release of energy Nairb leaps into the air, twisting at his waist, spinning his right leg and thrusting the heal of his boot into the jaw bone of a foolish looking and mortified Curt-Man who immediately falls to the ground, unconscious, bruised and bleeding. "Bring it on" he says, "Bring it on".
DarthBuzzard enters the cantina accidentally as an innocent bystander, and is out for 2 posts when Nairb Notneb jump spin kicks him in the stomach, mistaking him for Curt-Man.
Realizing his mistake, a sense of dread and remorse fills the inner being of Nairb. He kneels down on his left knee, and checks DarthBuzzards vitals, he'll be ok. The rage begins to build again inside of him. "How can I be so foolish?" he asks himself. "Why must I always leap before I look?" And now shouting with all of the inner force he can muster, nearly exploding his larynx, "WHY MUST I ALWAYS HURT THE INNOCENT? WHY WHY WHY?"
Curtman throws a table at Narib while he is shouting to the cieling
narib is out for 2 posts.
^^^^ now that was just mean...
Because Nairb helped him when he was down, DarthBuzzard launches himself at curt-man. Curt-man is downed for 1 post when my fist connects to his temple.
Redwing takes a while to realize he/she/it had been kicked by Shade, but once he/she/it does, he/she/it wreaks terrible vengeance on him.
In other words, Shade is glared at. Fiercely.
Shade is out for, oh, about half a post.
"In this fight we are now enemies Curt-Man and one of us will no longer remain in existence when all has come to completion. Prepare to come to your completion small creature." Nairb Notneb, with a faint amount of effort, tares off the remaining leg of the table he was so horribly struck with by his newly formed rival Curt-Man, reaches out with it, spins and pulls Curt-Mans legs out from underneath him causing him to collapse to the ground (knocking him out for two posts). A sinister grin overcomes Nairb's face.
Shade is screaming loudly, knocking a random person out for 1/3 of a post
Still in a fit of rage, Nairb finds himself lost in a darkened frenzy and continues his attack, only this time it to is against this Shade character, pounding him with said table leg, disabling him for two posts.
DarthBuzzard runs over to the kitchen, and returns with a whole stack of cutting knives. He tosses half of them over to Nairb Notneb, and is overtaken with a sinister grin. With evil glee, DarthBuzzard proceeds to stick everything in the bar full of knives, but avoids Nairb. One of the knives pierces Redwing, forcing them out for 2 posts.
Curt-Man just goes into a beserker frenzy and becomes twice his size and glows red, he rips off a part of the wall and hits narib knocking him out for 3 posts.
Oh Frack! Just wait until I come to.
Shade uses an old forgotten chinesewhatevertechnique to poke Curt-man in the stomach. Curt-man is suffering from stomachache for 1 post
Zoric jumps up and attacks Shade with a chair knocking him out for 2 posts.
Curt got up and ripped off a guys head and hurled it at zoric, it glanced off the side of his head.zoric is out for 1 post
After being overtaken with a sinister grin because of the massive amount of knifeage that was presented to him by Darth Buzzard, Mister Notneb proceeds over to the prone bodies of Redwing and Curt-Man. Upon his arrival to the duo of said corps like bodies, he then tightly fastens each individual down to the floor ever so cleverly with the knives through the edging of their garments with the aforementioned knives without nicking them once and preventing them from moving for 3 posts.
Mister Notneb backs away, facing his quarry, in slow stride cackling the entire time.
Master Notneb backs right into the knife Joe was holding behind him, and hits the floor still cackling.
Notneb is out for 2 posts while he sews himself back up :xp:
Zoric gets up and hits Joe over the head with his fists. Joe is out for 2 posts.
Shade hides in a corner.. throwing an apple at Zoric, Zoric is busy eating it for 1 post
After sewing himself up like a Thanksgiving turkey thanks to Joe the Eskimo, walks over to said Eskimo, sells him a refrigerator (while he is about to get up) and then proceeds to drop it on his big toe, crushing it knocking him out of two more posts. Mohahahahaha! I'm so bad!
curt gets up and calls his speeder forth and it crashed through the wall and hits notneb, he is out for 2 posts.
DarthBuzzard picks up a wine bottle from the floor and smashes it onto Shade's head, knokcing him out for 1 post.
Curt does a round house kick to darth buzzards ribe cage, he is out for 1 post.
Curt receives a telekinetic choke hold from a psychotic, deranged Dark Jedi.
Curt's down for 2 posts.
DarthBuzzard aims a tap at topshot, and fires. The high-powered spray knocks topshot to the floor, but he spends another post drinking it all. topshot is out a total of two posts.